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Ling Ling   22

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Recent survey says 90% of all men masturbate.

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didn't have hands or arms.

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alienlovechild   75

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This your own way of telling us how you type with one hand?

Some people get really like my posts a lot apparently. If you want to stop punching your clown, read any Fancypants post to insure a flaccid member.

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Uncle Wally   2

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I'd say they just aren't trying hard enough. Ever see that guy on TV with no arms who jams out on the guitar with his feet?

I bet you could totally rub one down with your feet if you really had to. I'm sure he does...

Go listen to some free beats:

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,644

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I'd say they just aren't trying hard enough. Ever see that guy on TV with no arms who jams out on the guitar with his feet?

I bet you could totally rub one down with your feet if you really had to. I'm sure he does...

gives new meaning to the phrase "toe jam"

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Ling Ling Proficient

Ling Ling   22

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What about that armless pilot, Jessica Cox?

If she can put her contacts in with her feet, I bet she has no problem with the man in the boat. :P

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,644

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What about that armless pilot, Jessica Cox?

If she can put her contacts in with her feet, I bet she has no problem with the man in the boat. :P

:lol:

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Ling Ling Proficient

Ling Ling   22

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I can change hands without missing a stroke.

I heard if you really wanna be fast, you've gotta practice with crazy glue. :D

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2007-01-28: Met in person in Paris

2007-10-02: Married in Tokyo

2008-07-05: I-130 Sent

2008-08-13: NOA2 I-130

2008-10-02: Case Complete at NVC

2008-11-04: Interview - CR-1 Visa APPROVED

2008-12-11: POE - Chicago

2009-01-12: GC and Welcome Letter

2010-09-01: Preparing I-751 Removal of Conditions

2011-03-22: Card Production Ordered

2011-03-30 10 Year Card Received DONE FOR 10 YEARS

Standard Disclaimer (may not be valid in Iowa or Kentucky, please check your local laws): Any information given should not be considered legal advice,

and is based on personal experience or personal knowledge. Sometimes there might not be any information at all in my posts. Sometimes it might just

be humor or chit-chat, or nonsense. Deal with it. If you can read this...you're too close. Step away from the LingLing

YES WE DID!

And it appears to have made very little difference.

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,644

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I can change hands without missing a stroke.

I heard if you really wanna be fast, you've gotta practice with crazy glue. :D

Don't say that, Charles will probably try it. :lol:

i know better.

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