Can I divorce my wife for cooking fish?

[gladys 0]

Help! I have a shirt wrapped around my face as I write this post. Some sort of small fish she cooks in oil, produces lots of smoke. It smells like the warmest day in gym class, only 100 times worse. It has been two days now, and I can't even go in the house without covering my face.

-Bullwinkle

Just be thankful your flipina is there with you. I would kill to smell a dead fish in my house right now. We are still in the immigration process.

Although when my filipina gets here... She will cook that stinky ####### outside.

Oh!! Just make sure your Filipina will not read this!! I'm sure she also love that "stinky #######". Although its hard to find it here.

Btw, where in Bohol is she from? I came from Garcia Hernandez.. PM me is possible! I'm excited to know a fellow Boholana here....

Good Luck!!

She is from tagbilaran city.She really loves that stinky #######. actually when i visited her last May. I able to eat that stinky crab.. so masarap hehehhe

She is from tagbilaran city.She really loves that stinky #######. actually when i visited her last May. I able to eat that stinky crab.. so masarap hehehhe

I told you!! Its masarap... You just have to try it.. The specialty if somebody came from the Visayas is the "Danggit". Tell her to bring it from Tagbilaran or Cebu when she comes here..

[-B&T- 1]

I always cook 'tuyo' and had no problem with my husband he even tried it one time but did not like it hahaha.

[Rocky_nBullwinkle 6]

Just an update. We are still happily married. I just checked with the wife. Today, she cooked tuyo again, while I was out working. She gets Thursdays and Fridays off. I could just smell a hint of the frangrance. Tolerable, not too bad.

"Honey, did you cook tuyo again."

"Yes, outside."

"How did you cook it outside?"

"I heated the pan with oil on the stove, and then took it outside and put the tuyo inside. When the smoke cleared, I brought the pan inside and ate it. Sarap!"

See? She's smart!

-- Bullwinkle

[PhiLandShiR 18]

Just an update. We are still happily married. I just checked with the wife. Today, she cooked tuyo again, while I was out working. She gets Thursdays and Fridays off. I could just smell a hint of the frangrance. Tolerable, not too bad.

"Honey, did you cook tuyo again."

"Yes, outside."

"How did you cook it outside?"

"I heated the pan with oil on the stove, and then took it outside and put the tuyo inside. When the smoke cleared, I brought the pan inside and ate it. Sarap!"

See? She's smart!

-- Bullwinkle

Brilliant!!

[adiiann 163]

Next time... just use... lysol spray (odor absorber) to put away not so good smell...

[Wichita 0]

Divorce is not a solution but cooking fish outside the house is a good idea.

Help! I have a shirt wrapped around my face as I write this post. Some sort of small fish she cooks in oil, produces lots of smoke. It smells like the warmest day in gym class, only 100 times worse. It has been two days now, and I can't even go in the house without covering my face.

-Bullwinkle

[HappyDancer 7]

LOL Bullwinkle that's so funny!

You get a free dose of humor every now and then.

[Bobsled 0]

Next time tell her to try boiling in a pan on the next burner some vinegar and cinnamon and lemon juice, if you can't get that have her boil some peppermint while she's cooking the fish...I've done that for years and never had any problems.

We'll have to check this out as we have the same problem.

[bhajishah 4]

Eat it and be quiet . No divorce. WOW

[SomedaySomehow 1]

Eat it and be quiet . No divorce. WOW

I love this thread lol .... so much good humor here .... some people missed it though I think hehe

[Rocky_nBullwinkle 6]

Mr. Bill (Bullwinkle), asawa ko, is very happy today because my friend brought a lot of Pinoy food from Pinas, but no more tuyo for us! But we have tinapa! I don't know what will happen when I cook tinipa. I hope he don't freak out again.

[Loolie 56]

tinapa is gross...eow..

[Jasman0717 9]

Claudeth is making me tuna for lunch but is baking it rather than frying it.

[Ban Hammer 13,577]

[Señor Bonito 2]

Mr. Bill (Bullwinkle), asawa ko, is very happy today because my friend brought a lot of Pinoy food from Pinas, but no more tuyo for us! But we have tinapa! I don't know what will happen when I cook tinipa. I hope he don't freak out again.

Your mention of tinapa made my mouth water! Now, I yearn for the boneless bangus tinapa. I'd probably go to the oriental store tomorrow and get me some. Then, to the fish market for some fresh albacore steaks for sashimi, Filipino style.