Can I divorce my wife for cooking fish?

[jdunning 0]

Help! I have a shirt wrapped around my face as I write this post. Some sort of small fish she cooks in oil, produces lots of smoke. It smells like the warmest day in gym class, only 100 times worse. It has been two days now, and I can't even go in the house without covering my face.

-Bullwinkle

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Buy an exhaust fan and air freshener. There are many worse things she could do than fry fish.

[John&Juvy 36]

Hmmm...you have several options:

1. Hire a contractor to relocate the kitchen several feet away from the main house and remove the roof. Eliminate all utilities including palatable water, drainage, electricity, and piped fuel. This will provide not only relief of your issues but provide a more familiar environment to your Filipina wife. Of course, winters and rain and wind and animals and vermin suck.

2. Cook fatty over-corned US beef in a skillet on the stove...she will find the smell equally as offensive (since the beef there more resembles the consistency and bulk of a starved greyhound), but will probably not complain...and you will be sort of even.

3. Vacate and buy a new home each time she cooks a food that she was raised on DAILY. Big wallet item.

4. Agree to the mutually "offensive" items that will be cooked "inside" vs. "outside" on a grill...but be prepared to spend a lot of time outside.

5. Get over it.

6. Get over it.

7. Get over it.

As for duck eggs...I wouldn't invite that one until you've cleared the "fish" obstacle, you aren't ready. Hahaha. Then there's "ripe" tripe.

An old saying..."Love conquers all"...it's not "Love conquers all, except..." And if it were, "fish" wouldn't be on the list.

[Rocky_nBullwinkle 6]

Would mga pinay change their mind, if PETA had their way?

"Would people think twice about ordering fish sticks if they were called sea kitten sticks? Learn more about our ingenious campaign to save fish by changing their names."

http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/index.asp

Sorry. Go to discuss!

-- Bullwinkle

Edited January 10, 2009 by Rocky_nBullwinkle

[fendergirl 1]

I must be lucky my husband eat dried fish

[bevs 0]

I must be lucky my husband eat dried fish

really flor? how i wish myhubby does too it would like home always in here if he do.... i miss them but i cant cook if his here.

[chadherm 0]

Help! I have a shirt wrapped around my face as I write this post. Some sort of small fish she cooks in oil, produces lots of smoke. It smells like the warmest day in gym class, only 100 times worse. It has been two days now, and I can't even go in the house without covering my face.

-Bullwinkle

Just be thankful your flipina is there with you. I would kill to smell a dead fish in my house right now. We are still in the immigration process.

Although when my filipina gets here... She will cook that stinky ####### outside.

[Rocky_nBullwinkle 6]

Buy an exhaust fan and air freshener. There are many worse things she could do than fry fish.

You mean there are worse things?

I am almost too scared to ask what.

-- Bullwinkle

[DARUMA07 25]

Will this help???

[gladys 0]

I think you are talking about tuyo or dried fish

Yep. That is what she called it. Any ideas?

Don't be too fuzzy Rocky_nBullwinkle!! Taste it!! It taste good!!! Pair it with rice and dip it in vinegar with some chille!! You won't think of divorcing your wife.. you may ask her to marry you again!!

Stay away from the duck eggs

Is what you are referring to? This is good!! Taste it!!

oooooh, yum, yum, yummy!!!!!...exotic like us Filipinas!!!

Yummy! Masarap! --Rocky

p.s. At least he thinks I'm tasty .

p.p.s. My new desktop!

My husband said that he will charge you for the picture of the Balut!! Just kidding.. He is glad you liked it. My Chris had tasted the balut and he said the taste is ok but he is not crazy about it. He despised the "tuyo" though. I can still remember his face when he was still living in one of the condos in Manila and smell the scent of the dried fish being cooked. He always curse the good all American cursing and wonder why we can eat that " stinky food". They just don't know how it taste like...

[Marzy 1]

Did she ever mention buying dried pusit?

Edited January 10, 2009 by S*J

[Ban Hammer 13,206]

Did she ever mention buying dried pusit?

sj! a new profile?

[rockhouse 1]

I must be lucky my husband eat dried fish

really flor? how i wish myhubby does too it would like home always in here if he do.... i miss them but i cant cook if his here.

Im sorry, but may i ask if that cute lil boy is from you and your american husband, or is he full pinoy?

[mikeymissesher 0]

im lucky i have a seperate door to my kitchen......hehehe

[gladys 0]

Help! I have a shirt wrapped around my face as I write this post. Some sort of small fish she cooks in oil, produces lots of smoke. It smells like the warmest day in gym class, only 100 times worse. It has been two days now, and I can't even go in the house without covering my face.

-Bullwinkle

Just be thankful your flipina is there with you. I would kill to smell a dead fish in my house right now. We are still in the immigration process.

Although when my filipina gets here... She will cook that stinky ####### outside.

Oh!! Just make sure your Filipina will not read this!! I'm sure she also love that "stinky #######". Although its hard to find it here.

Btw, where in Bohol is she from? I came from Garcia Hernandez.. PM me is possible! I'm excited to know a fellow Boholana here....

Good Luck!!

[jo&john 1]

Did she ever mention buying dried pusit?

Add bagoong (shrimp paste) to that! I'm craving for Philippine green mango, though!

Jo