It's OK to lie about these things...

[Amby 490]

I don't think it's ok/fair/nice to lie to someone and tell them they're good in bed if they're not

Agreed!

But some people "think" they are good, and are just legends in they're own minds

Let them down softly but always let them down

Just wait till we're soft, i agree. Doing it sooner is just cruel.

[Ling Ling 22]

I want to weigh a nice 135. I wish I could put that on my ID, but even more so I wish I really was that size. I have to renew mine this month and its terrible Im going to tell the truth and put 184

Lil' off topic but...from a husband's point of view...

It's nice if you wanna lose weight, but we marry you because we're happy just the way you are...and if you gain a few extra pounds....more to love.

Now if you DOUBLE the weight you were at when we married you, that's like having 2 women...so one of you would have to leave.

I round-up my height...put whatever you want on your DL. If there's an instance where they have to weigh you and compare it with your DL, that'll be the least of your problems.

[star_dragon 0]

11. Your height and weight on your driver's license

thats on your drivers licence?

Yeah but last time I was asked "how much do you wanna weigh"

[morocco4ever 63]

[chri'stina 190]

Weight is not on Florida DL's, thankfully.

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

Weight is not on Florida DL's, thankfully.

so that's why tara lives in florida!

[Nessa 23]

I don't think it's ok/fair/nice to lie to someone and tell them they're good in bed if they're not

nobody ever asked me if they were good in bed. i think they'd know the answer cuz i'm not a faker and i have orgasms if the stiffness (is that word? ) last for a while.

I want to weigh a nice 135. I wish I could put that on my ID, but even more so I wish I really was that size. I have to renew mine this month and its terrible Im going to tell the truth and put 184

jeez that's quite a difference. i difference of 10lbs would be ok.

[NickD 203]

This is the honest to God truth, I read Playboy just for the articles, I do not look at the pictures.

Ha, heard that one many times before.

[Sinergy 3]

Weight is not on Florida DL's, thankfully.

so that's why tara lives in florida!

yea Charles, thankfully my ####### is across the boarder in GA

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

Weight is not on Florida DL's, thankfully.

so that's why tara lives in florida!

yea Charles, thankfully my ####### is across the boarder in GA

and blocking traffic

[DeadPoolX 9]

1. The number of sexual partners you've had plus or minus five - If she asks, I'll tell her. I don't think she wants to know, which is fine by me.

2. That you totally just washed your hands - I do wash my hands.

3. That the reason for your bags is not, in fact, that you were out late partying but that you were up late reading "Twilight" - What the hell is "Twilight?"

4. That you're naturally toned - I don't have much of a tone. Although when it comes to playing music, I am "tone-deaf."

5. How much you paid for that (ridiculously cheap) pair of shoes - I only buy shoes if I need them. If I can get a good deal, that's even better.

6. How much you paid for that (ridiculously expensive) bag - I don't buy bags.

7. That you're not planning on seeing "Marley & Me" - What's "Marley & Me?"

8. That your favorite magazine is, duh, The New Yorker - It's not. My favorite magazines are "Consumer Reports" and "Maximum PC."

9. That you can not do a headstand in yoga class - I don't do yoga.

10. That you made that lasagna yourself - If I make something myself, I'll tell my wife. For the most part, I couldn't cook to save my life.

11. Your height and weight on your driver's license - I don't recall my DL showing weight. As for height, she knows how tall I am (and how much I weigh).

12. That this is your natural hair color - This is my natural hair color.

13. That you totally read "The Feminine Mystique" and it changed your life - I have never read that nor do I plan to.

14. That you stayed at work a full hour after your boss left - I don't see the point in lying about this...

15. That you didn't just fart right now - If and when I do, I expect a headline in tomorrow's paper.

16. That you don't know all the lyrics to "I'll Make Love To You" by Boyz II Men - I really don't. Although I do know the lyrics to most of the songs by KISS and Judas Priest.

17. That of course you floss every day, Dr. Smith! - I don't floss everyday and neither does she.

18. That you never ever, ever look at so-and-so's Facebook page! - I rarely use Facebook and if she asked whose pages I visit, I'd tell her.

19. That you just love your friend's boyfriend/husband - Seeing as how I'm not homosexual, I doubt this would be much of an issue.

20. That you really adore that pink sweater and thanks so much Grandma! - My grandmother has never given my clothes for a gift (thank god) and if she did, it most certainly wouldn't be pink!

21. That you always recycle - I don't and she knows that. I am getting better about it.

22. That you had only one glass of wine last night not five because that would be excessive - I rarely drink alcohol. The most I'll have is one glass because I get migraines and most the time, I'll be driving.

23. That your current boyfriend is totally the best sex of your life - I'm not homosexual and I'm currently married.

24. That you're not the jealous type - Depends on the situation.

25. That you read all sections of the paper, not just the Style and Entertainment sections. - I tend to read articles about political and economic issues, plus comics (which are the most important).

Edited January 7, 2009 by DeadPoolX

[Amby 490]

I don't wash my hands after I use the potty I use hand sanitizer. It dries my hands out less than soap. Freaking wintertime dry skin.