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1. The number of sexual partners you've had plus or minus five

2. That you totally just washed your hands

3. That the reason for your bags is not, in fact, that you were out late partying but that you were up late reading "Twilight"

4. That you're naturally toned

5. How much you paid for that (ridiculously cheap) pair of shoes

6. How much you paid for that (ridiculously expensive) bag

7. That you're not planning on seeing "Marley & Me"

8. That your favorite magazine is, duh, The New Yorker

9. That you can not do a headstand in yoga class

10. That you made that lasagna yourself

11. Your height and weight on your driver's license

12. That this is your natural hair color

13. That you totally read "The Feminine Mystique" and it changed your life

14. That you stayed at work a full hour after your boss left

15. That you didn't just fart right now

16. That you don't know all the lyrics to "I'll Make Love To You" by Boyz II Men

17. That of course you floss every day, Dr. Smith!

18. That you never ever, ever look at so-and-so's Facebook page!

19. That you just love your friend's boyfriend/husband

20. That you really adore that pink sweater and thanks so much Grandma!

21. That you always recycle

22. That you had only one glass of wine last night not five because that would be excessive

23. That your current boyfriend is totally the best sex of your life

24. That you're not the jealous type

25. That you read all sections of the paper, not just the Style and Entertainment sections.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/personal/01...lies/index.html

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1. The number of sexual partners you've had plus or minus five - yes, minus whatever u want, 5, 50, etc

2. That you totally just washed your hands - sure

3. That the reason for your bags is not, in fact, that you were out late partying but that you were up late reading "Twilight" - sure

4. That you're naturally toned - sure

5. How much you paid for that (ridiculously cheap) pair of shoes - yup

6. How much you paid for that (ridiculously expensive) bag - yup

7. That you're not planning on seeing "Marley & Me" - yup

8. That your favorite magazine is, duh, The New Yorker - sure

9. That you can not do a headstand in yoga class - yup

10. That you made that lasagna yourself - yup

11. Your height and weight on your driver's license - weight yes

12. That this is your natural hair color - sure

13. That you totally read "The Feminine Mystique" and it changed your life - sure

14. That you stayed at work a full hour after your boss left - no

15. That you didn't just fart right now - lol how did u know?

16. That you don't know all the lyrics to "I'll Make Love To You" by Boyz II Men - i don't...

17. That of course you floss every day, Dr. Smith! - he'll know

18. That you never ever, ever look at so-and-so's Facebook page! - yes

19. That you just love your friend's boyfriend/husband - no

20. That you really adore that pink sweater and thanks so much Grandma! - no

21. That you always recycle -no

22. That you had only one glass of wine last night not five because that would be excessive - yes

23. That your current boyfriend is totally the best sex of your life - sure

24. That you're not the jealous type - sure

25. That you read all sections of the paper, not just the Style and Entertainment sections. - sure



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11. Your height and weight on your driver's license

thats on your drivers licence? :blink:

Homer Sez:

Increase your wordiness,

Boudoir:

Where a French guy does it.

Our full time line is in our story on our profile.

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04-30-2008.......I-129F POSTED

05-01-2008....NOA1 (Touched 05-04-2008, Touched 04-07-2008)

09-23-2008....NOA2 Approved(See below for receipt of actual NOA2 and update in the USCIS System***)

01-13-2009....INTERVIEW (APPROVED)

02-18-2009....POE (LAX)

04-09-2009....WEDDING

AOS

06-12-2009.....AOS,EAD and AP Fedexed.

06-15-2009.....Signed for by J.CHYBA

06-18-2009.....NOA1 dated for AOS/AP/EAD

06-19-2009.....Check cleared

06-23-2009.....Touched AOS/EAD/AP

07-20-2009.....phoned helpline to report no biometrics appointment sent, Service request generated.

07-25-2009.....Recieved biometrics notice (generated on the 22nd june) for the 08-19-2009.

07-30-2009.....Did early walk in biometrics.

07-31-2009.....Touched AOS/EAD

08-06-2009.....Generated interview notice(received 08/10/09)

08-10-2009.....EAD/AP Approved

08-19-2009.....***NOA2 (Finally received after 6 Phone calls, 11 months late) :)

09-09-2009.....Aos interview.(APPROVED)first card production email

09-12-2009.....Welcome Notice Received.

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11. Your height and weight on your driver's license

thats on your drivers licence? :blink:

its on mine

ps. well height is. i dont recall if weight is there. weight is on the dl app, not sure if its on the actual dl tho.

Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.

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11. Your height and weight on your driver's license

thats on your drivers licence? :blink:

its on mine

ps. well height is. i dont recall if weight is there. weight is on the dl app, not sure if its on the actual dl tho.

height and weight is on mine

:blink: :blink: why do they need to know that?

well i can understand height, as you can sorta tell if its the right person, identification wise, but wieght?

i can't look at someone and go oh their weight is this, and it fluctuates, i mean we never stay the same all our lives. :huh: ok another thing to add to the list of crazy things i dont get.

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Homer Sez:

Increase your wordiness,

Boudoir:

Where a French guy does it.

Our full time line is in our story on our profile.

K1

04-30-2008.......I-129F POSTED

05-01-2008....NOA1 (Touched 05-04-2008, Touched 04-07-2008)

09-23-2008....NOA2 Approved(See below for receipt of actual NOA2 and update in the USCIS System***)

01-13-2009....INTERVIEW (APPROVED)

02-18-2009....POE (LAX)

04-09-2009....WEDDING

AOS

06-12-2009.....AOS,EAD and AP Fedexed.

06-15-2009.....Signed for by J.CHYBA

06-18-2009.....NOA1 dated for AOS/AP/EAD

06-19-2009.....Check cleared

06-23-2009.....Touched AOS/EAD/AP

07-20-2009.....phoned helpline to report no biometrics appointment sent, Service request generated.

07-25-2009.....Recieved biometrics notice (generated on the 22nd june) for the 08-19-2009.

07-30-2009.....Did early walk in biometrics.

07-31-2009.....Touched AOS/EAD

08-06-2009.....Generated interview notice(received 08/10/09)

08-10-2009.....EAD/AP Approved

08-19-2009.....***NOA2 (Finally received after 6 Phone calls, 11 months late) :)

09-09-2009.....Aos interview.(APPROVED)first card production email

09-12-2009.....Welcome Notice Received.

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Your height and weight on your driver's license and now that I have hit a certain age, MY AGE. :devil: Oh and one for the ladies, OMG that was amazing :rofl:

A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.

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I don't think it's ok/fair/nice to lie to someone and tell them they're good in bed if they're not

Agreed!

But some people "think" they are good, and are just legends in they're own minds :lol:

October 31, 2016 I-130 sent to Chicago Lockbox

November 4, 2016 Received text case sent to Nebraska

November 10, 2016 Received Hard copy of NOA1

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I don't think it's ok/fair/nice to lie to someone and tell them they're good in bed if they're not

Agreed!

But some people "think" they are good, and are just legends in they're own minds :lol:

Let them down softly but always let them down :lol:

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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I don't think it's ok/fair/nice to lie to someone and tell them they're good in bed if they're not

Agreed!

But some people "think" they are good, and are just legends in they're own minds :lol:

Let them down softly but always let them down :lol:

Just wait till we're soft, i agree. Doing it sooner is just cruel.

Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.

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I don't think it's ok/fair/nice to lie to someone and tell them they're good in bed if they're not

Agreed!

But some people "think" they are good, and are just legends in they're own minds :lol:

Let them down softly but always let them down :lol:

:lol:

October 31, 2016 I-130 sent to Chicago Lockbox

November 4, 2016 Received text case sent to Nebraska

November 10, 2016 Received Hard copy of NOA1

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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Egypt
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I want to weigh a nice 135. I wish I could put that on my ID, but even more so I wish I really was that size. I have to renew mine this month and its terrible Im going to tell the truth and put 184 :(

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