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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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WAIT. charles and nessa have fart contests????? :blink: poor baby pinto!!!!

lol yes they try to smoke the other one out or something

They do not :blink:

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Carol and I were in bed the other night and I was spooning her from behind (that doesnt sound right does it) I had my knee up in the crack of her ####### and she blew one off on my gotdam leg. ** that thing was hotter than the fourth of july and STINK MY GOD! Smelled like something crawled up there and fcking died! I still love her like crazy though :blush: Hot farts and all.

I wouldn't bang my wife's sister in front of her.

How bout your brother in-law? :devil:

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Carol and I were in bed the other night and I was spooning her from behind (that doesnt sound right does it) I had my knee up in the crack of her ####### and she blew one off on my gotdam leg. ** that thing was hotter than the fourth of july and STINK MY GOD! Smelled like something crawled up there and fcking died! I still love her like crazy though :blush: Hot farts and all.

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Carol and I were in bed the other night and I was spooning her from behind (that doesnt sound right does it) I had my knee up in the crack of her ####### and she blew one off on my gotdam leg. ** that thing was hotter than the fourth of july and STINK MY GOD! Smelled like something crawled up there and fcking died! I still love her like crazy though :blush: Hot farts and all.

I wouldn't bang my wife's sister in front of her.

How bout your brother in-law? :devil:

Her sister isn't married. :lol:

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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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Carol and I were in bed the other night and I was spooning her from behind (that doesnt sound right does it) I had my knee up in the crack of her ####### and she blew one off on my gotdam leg. ** that thing was hotter than the fourth of july and STINK MY GOD! Smelled like something crawled up there and fcking died! I still love her like crazy though :blush: Hot farts and all.

:rofl:

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Mary Lou Experienced

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Leaving the bathroom with no toilet paper ready is a mortal sin in our house.

Ditto :thumbs:

Also changing the empty roll doesnt cause brain damage, so why cant it be changed ffs

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I don't mind going pee if my hubby is in the bathroom but I don't want him there if I am doing the other thing :P... he is the same way...

not much else I wouldn't do in front of my hubby..

Same. I pretty much do everything but that in front of my husband.

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Agreed. Toilet is toilet. Not sexy.

I think I don't care because I have a big family and if someone is in the shower or something and you gotta use the toilet then you just have to go in and do your thing

Me too.

Carol and I were in bed the other night and I was spooning her from behind (that doesnt sound right does it) I had my knee up in the crack of her ####### and she blew one off on my gotdam leg. ** that thing was hotter than the fourth of july and STINK MY GOD! Smelled like something crawled up there and fcking died! I still love her like crazy though :blush: Hot farts and all.

:rofl:

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I don't think there's anything I wouldn't do in front of him. Or rather would be worried to do. I prefer to poop in private but I wouldn't freak out if he came in the bathroom.

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My husband won't let me see him go to the bathroom but walks in on me all the time. But it's probably because I make bad jokes when I do see him... He doesnt mind seeing me do anything, but has weird issues with me seeing him do personal things. My only thing is him walking in on "that time of the month" in the bathroom. GROSS!

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Sh!it stinks for a reason! Its a warning to stay the he!! out. :devil:

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