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I can just imagine the foreplay:

"honey, pass the toilet paper" [insert fart here] :dead:

"oh dear, your farts are so musical" :jest:

And smelly - oh honey, sweet cheeks, that sure turns me on!

And now - fart contest!!!!

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW :dead:

charles and nessa in bed :lol:

what about the nose blowing thing? i think that's an odd one.

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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I can just imagine the foreplay:

"honey, pass the toilet paper" [insert fart here] :dead:

"oh dear, your farts are so musical" :jest:

And smelly - oh honey, sweet cheeks, that sure turns me on!

And now - fart contest!!!!

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW :dead:

charles and nessa in bed :lol:

what about the nose blowing thing? i think that's an odd one.

OMG!!!! You two!!!

:rofl:

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what about the nose blowing thing? i think that's an odd one.

Furthermore why do people turn around after doing a duce or look down after blowing their nose? Whats more interesting in seeing your own bodily functions must be seeing your significant others!

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Leaving the bathroom with no toilet paper ready is a mortal sin in our house.

i hate when people do that. i feel like i'm the official toilet paper roll changer. it's always freaking empty.

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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WAIT. charles and nessa have fart contests????? :blink: poor baby pinto!!!!

Poor Nessa!! :crying:

well we don't know how bad Nessa's farts are so maybe it should be "Poor Charles"!! ...lol

mine are seriously way worse than his :lol:

now answering the question, he poops with the door open, i acnnot do that. i close the door and if he stands by the door talking to me, i can't continue my pooping action, he has to go someplace else.

besides that, we don everything in front of each other



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WAIT. charles and nessa have fart contests????? :blink: poor baby pinto!!!!

Poor Nessa!! :crying:

well we don't know how bad Nessa's farts are so maybe it should be "Poor Charles"!! ...lol

mine are seriously way worse than his :lol:

now answering the question, he poops with the door open, i acnnot do that. i close the door and if he stands by the door talking to me, i can't continue my pooping action, he has to go someplace else.

besides that, we don everything in front of each other

I KNEW IT!

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

 

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