Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3

[Enlighten one :) 5]

Good morning!

24 hour fast starting a 7:00 p.m. Last time the coffee withdrawal gave me a headache so bad I was almost tossing cookies.

[Ban Hammer 13,343]

good morning subbies. where is everyone? i've not seen miss uno in a while.

[Enlighten one :) 5]

[Zee Bee 61]

here

[Simply_Uno 1]

so whatchoo sayin?

guh'mo'nin

Cajun math ... A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a

little math test.

Here is your first question, the foreman said. 'Without using numbers,

represent the number 9.'

'Without numbers?' The Cajun says, 'Dat is easy.' And proceeds to draw

three trees.

'What's this?' the boss asks

'Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine,' says the Cajun.

'Fair enough,' says the boss. 'Here's your second question. Use the same

rules, but this time the number is 99.'

The Cajun stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he

has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. ; 'Ere you go.'

The boss scratches his head and says, 'How on earth do you get that to

represent 99?'

'Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and

dirty tree. Dat is 99.'

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this

Cajun, so he says, 'All right, last question. Same rules again, but

represent the number 100.'

The Cajun stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again

and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, 'Ere you go. One

hundred.'

The boss looks at the attempt. 'You must be nuts if you think that

represents a hundred!'

The Cajun leans forward and points to the ma rks at the base of each tree

and says, 'A little dog come along and poop by each tree. So now you got

dirty tree and a #######, dirty tree and a #######, and dirty tree and a #######,

which make one hundred.'

The Cajun is the new supervisor

good morning subbies. where is everyone? i've not seen miss uno in a while.

chin up precious , I is herrre ....lurkin B)

[WhidbeyGirl 1]

CONGRATS!!!!!!!! Ummm you shouldn't be fasting if you are pregnant.

[Ban Hammer 13,343]

it wasn't me!

congrats

good morning subbies. where is everyone? i've not seen miss uno in a while.

chin up precious , I is herrre ....lurkin B)

there you are!

[babynursetobe 0]

good morning all! I'm spending the day at home in bed......sick :-(

Hope everyone is doing well. Congrats Mrs. J and NOOOO you shouldn't be fasting if ur pregnant......I think you get a pass this time.

[Enlighten one :) 5]

I didn't know at the time I planned with the Church. I wondered the same thing after I took the test.

good morning all! I'm spending the day at home in bed......sick :-(

Hope everyone is doing well. Congrats Mrs. J and NOOOO you shouldn't be fasting if ur pregnant......I think you get a pass this time.

[Zee Bee 61]

Congrats on the pregnancy Mrs J

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Morning All. A quick drive by post here. I get a free day from the classroom, but have to go to an all day meeting. Yucky. Congrats Mrs. J this is very good news.

[ForeverAmen 0]

I'm all late here even for Caly time. But I wanted to send a shout out to Boaz for her b-day. Wish you a slamin' evening and a very tired tomorrow morning. Hugs hugs

Thanks for the B-Day greeting.

[ForeverAmen 0]

Mrs. J .... CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey Chica: Que Paso? Hope you are tired as hell today after enjoying your birthday. On another note I read the post you wrote under the topic of "still married....". That was pretty good information that you wrote there. Sounds like the beginning of a good manual to me. Very good information.

[forchika 4]

CONGRATS

good morning all! I'm spending the day at home in bed......sick :-(

Hope everyone is doing well. Congrats Mrs. J and NOOOO you shouldn't be fasting if ur pregnant......I think you get a pass this time.

Hope you are better soon!!!!!!