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[reeses16 8]

Glad to hear things are better. Moments/days like that often happen more than once.

Its good that you've got him taking vitamin D. It should help a bit with his mood as well as overall health. We've been taking it for many months now. I have found that exercise has really been the thing to improve my mood. But its so hard when its cold and wet all the time.

I don't know much about Whidbey Island, except I hear about it on the weather forecast. You mentioned its hard to get off the island. Can you describe how you get off? I imagine by ferry, but does it not run every day or at restricted times/seasons?

[Simply_Uno 1]

I found this and just had to post. Hopefully someone will get fyyyred up and encouraged!
I know I did!
UNO
This is my NEW war path prayer.

God Will Fight For You

Rev. T. Marcus Devasahayam

Baroda Bible Club

A. 2 Chr 20:15 He said: "Listen, King Jehoshaphat and all who live in Judah and Jerusalem! This is what the LORD says to you: 'Do not be afraid or discouraged because of this vast army. For the battle is not yours, but God's.

B. Exo 14:14 The LORD will fight for you; you need only to be still."

C. Deu 1:30 The LORD your God, who is going before you, will fight for you, as he did for you in Egypt, before your very eyes,

D. Deu 3:22 Do not be afraid of them; the LORD your God himself will fight for you."

E. Deu 20:4 For the LORD your God is the one who goes with you to fight for you against your enemies to give you victory."

F. Josh 23:3 You yourselves have seen everything the LORD your God has done to all these nations for your sake; it was the LORD your God who fought for you.

G. Josh 23:10 One of you routs a thousand, because the LORD your God fights for you, just as he promised.

H. 1 Sam 17:47 All those gathered here will know that it is not by sword or spear that the LORD saves; for the battle is the Lord's, and he will give all of you into our hands."

I. 2 Sam 22:35 He trains my hands for battle; my arms can bend a bow of bronze.

J. Psa 18:34 He trains my hands for battle; my arms can bend a bow of bronze.

K. Psa 144:1 Of David. Praise be to the LORD my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle.

L. Prov 21:31 The horse is made ready for the day of battle, but victory rests with the LORD. ·

2 Chr 20:16 Tomorrow march down against them. They will be climbing up by the Pass of Ziz, and you will find them at the end of the gorge in the Desert of Jeruel. · Tomorrow march down against them. James 4:7 Submit yourselves, then, to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you. · God know's every thing. Psa 94:11 The LORD knows the thoughts of man; he knows that they are futile. 2 Chr 20:17 You will not have to fight this battle. Take up your positions; stand firm and see the deliverance the LORD will give you, O Judah and Jerusalem. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged. Go out to face them tomorrow, and the LORD will be with you.'"

1. You will not have to fight this battle.

2 Chr 15:2 and he went out to meet King Asa as he was returning from the battle. "Listen to me, Asa!" he shouted. "Listen, all you people of Judah and Benjamin! The LORD will stay with you as long as you stay with him! Whenever you seek him, you will find him. But if you abandon him, he will abandon you.

2. Take up your positions;

stand firm a.) Do not be afraid. 2 Tim 1:7 For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind. b.) do not be discouraged. Rom 2:7 He will give eternal life to those who persist in doing what is good, seeking after the glory and honor and immortality that God offers.

3. see the deliverance the LORD will give you

Exo 14:13 Moses answered the people, "Do not be afraid. Stand firm and you will see the deliverance the LORD will bring you today. The Egyptians you see today you will never see again. Have Faith. Psa 78:22 for they did not believe in God or trust in his deliverance.

4 Go out to face them tomorrow.

Josh 14:11 I am still as strong today as the day Moses sent me out; I'm just as vigorous to go out to battle now as I was then.

5. Tthe LORD will be with you

Judg 6:12 When the angel of the LORD appeared to Gideon, he said, "The LORD is with you, mighty warrior." 2 Sam 7:3 Nathan replied to the king, "Whatever you have in mind, go ahead and do it, for the LORD is with you." 2 Chr 15:2 He went out to meet Asa and said to him, "Listen to me, Asa and all Judah and Benjamin.

The LORD is with you when you are with him. If you seek him, he will be found by you, but if you forsake him, he will forsake you. Luke 1:28 The angel went to her and said, "Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Lord is with you."

[WhidbeyGirl 1]

Glad to hear things are better. Moments/days like that often happen more than once.

Its good that you've got him taking vitamin D. It should help a bit with his mood as well as overall health. We've been taking it for many months now. I have found that exercise has really been the thing to improve my mood. But its so hard when its cold and wet all the time.

I don't know much about Whidbey Island, except I hear about it on the weather forecast. You mentioned its hard to get off the island. Can you describe how you get off? I imagine by ferry, but does it not run every day or at restricted times/seasons?

Actually getting off the island is quite simple. I only live about 1 1/2 miles from the ferry and it runs from 4:40am to half past midnight and nearly every 1/2 hour. It's the cost that makes hard to leave. Car & driver is nearly $20 round trip and passenger is $4 and then the vehicle I drive only gets 12mpg so traveling to Seattle and back takes at least 6 gallons of gas at $3/gallon. So just getting off the island is nearly $50 and that doesn't include babysitting, event, and parking costs. The other route is travelling north and driving off the island by bridge but then the gas would be over $50 and more time which would increase the babysitting costs, etc, etc, etc.

[Enlighten one :) 5]

Hey, Pres... I seen that too.

Hey Sub. Hope everyone had a family fun filled Thanksgiving. Mine was wonderful. LIfe is real Good. Went to the gym this morning. I feel great.

[Perseverance 1]

Hey Subs,

Happy Holidays. We have one month left in 2009....are you ready for 2010??

[Enlighten one :) 5]

Good morning Sub! Hope everyone is fearing well during the holidays. Knowing that this is a difficult time to be awayfrom you loved ones. What a better way to apprecaite the ones that are near.

Off to the gym this morning. God is such a driving force in my life right now. Got to keep my tabernacle healthy and fit if i want him to reside it there.

[Simply_Uno 1]

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

NICKNAMES

• If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
• If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

• When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
• When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs .
• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

• A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
• The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

• A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
• A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
• Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

• Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
• A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...

its about learning how to dance in the rain.

What If God Were,

One Of Us???

UNO

[Perseverance 1]

This does not make sense to me.....??????

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

NICKNAMES

• If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
• If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

• When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
• When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs .
• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

• A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
• The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

• A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
• A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
• Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

• Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
• A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...

its about learning how to dance in the rain.

What If God Were,

One Of Us???

UNO

[idocare 3]

Hello All,

It's been a while since I've been on here. I tried to catch up on some reading but it's been so much reading that I'm just not gonna catch up. I rejoice with those who have their loved ones with them and I cry with those who are hurting from becoming a victim of the people they loved abrusing and leaving them.

Just recently a man gunned down 4 policemen close to where I live; I didn't know the gunmen but some of the other men that have been arrested look familiar to me, it has to be devasting to all envolved; I feel sorrow for everyone that's griefing from that event. Alot of lives have been effected.

We have all these wars going on where some of our soldiers are losing their lives; and too many soldiers are coming home with life changing injuries; missing leggs, and arms or in body bags.

There are approx. over 16 million people unemployed in our Country. There's truly just so much going on!!! Some of us are locked into a good situation where we don't have to worry about losing our jobs but them again, I'm sure there are some that have been effected by this sluggish economy, but who's too blame?

I'm awaiting the jury decision on Amanda Knox back in Italy; I'm hoping that the jury decide to send this child home; I can't imagine being locked up in another Country I'm admiring her display of strenth everytime I see her on the TV. I couldn't even imagine how it feels to be her parents. My prayers go out to them.

Bad things happen to good people also. It's how we deal with our situation that leads to an eventual outcome. I know we ALL will have some kind of tribulation throughout our lives, please; when it's your turn of tribulation; take some time and think long and hard.

[Ban Hammer 13,342]

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

NICKNAMES

• If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
• If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

• When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
• When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs .
• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

• A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
• The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

• A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
• A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
• Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

• Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
• A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...

its about learning how to dance in the rain.

What If God Were,

One Of Us???

UNO

WHY MEN DIE FIRST

Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries......but, now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework ....you're a pansy.

If you work too hard ...there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough ....you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay....this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ..you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her ...that is favoritism..

If she gets a job ahead of you..it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks ....it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet ....it's male indifference.

If you cry...you're a wimp.

If you don't ...you're an insensitive jerk.

If you make a decision without consulting her...you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you..she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ..that's domination.

If SHE asks you ....it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear....you're a pervert.

If you don't ...you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ...you're sexist.

If you don't ...you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape ....you're vain.

If you don't ... you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers .....you're after something.

If you don't .... you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements ..you're full of yourself.

If you don't ... you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache ..... she's tired.

If you have a headache.... you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often .... you're oversexed.

If you don't ... there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.

[Simply_Uno 1]

MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

NICKNAMES

• If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
• If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

• When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
• When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

• A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs .
• A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

• A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
• The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

• A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
• A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

• A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
• A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
• Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

• Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
• A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...

its about learning how to dance in the rain.

What If God Were,

One Of Us???

UNO

WHY MEN DIE FIRST

Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries......but, now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework ....you're a pansy.

If you work too hard ...there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough ....you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay....this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ..you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her ...that is favoritism..

If she gets a job ahead of you..it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks ....it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet ....it's male indifference.

If you cry...you're a wimp.

If you don't ...you're an insensitive jerk.

If you make a decision without consulting her...you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you..she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ..that's domination.

If SHE asks you ....it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear....you're a pervert.

If you don't ...you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ...you're sexist.

If you don't ...you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape ....you're vain.

If you don't ... you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers .....you're after something.

If you don't .... you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements ..you're full of yourself.

If you don't ... you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache ..... she's tired.

If you have a headache.... you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often .... you're oversexed.

If you don't ... there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.

.....

[Simply_Uno 1]

WOMEN'S AZZ SIZE STUDY

There is a new study about women and how they feel about their azzes; the results were pretty interesting:

30% of women think their azz is too fat.............

10% of women think their azz is too skinny......

The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love HIM , he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world.

UNO

[forchika 4]

Hola

[Perseverance 1]

God grant me the strength.......

[Enlighten one :) 5]

Evening all. Hope very one is doing well. Had a busy weekend with church, family and friends.