Sub-Saharan Cyber Cafe #3

[Simply_Uno 1]

Yup the bed was a rocking I was just thinking .... oh Joseph ... and then dang ..... Just a little old earth quake

OOOOOOOOOOMG

just nasty

[Simply_Uno 1]

Boobs vs. Willies

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'.

Onions?'

Yes, you see them and they make you cry.

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is lik e a Christmas tree'.

'A Christmas tree? ''Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.'

[WhidbeyGirl 1]

Boobs vs. Willies

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'.

Onions?'

Yes, you see them and they make you cry.

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is lik e a Christmas tree'.

'A Christmas tree? ''Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.'

Thanks Uno!

Edited January 9, 2009 by WhidbeyGirl

[Zee Bee 61]

You can always depend on UNO for a good laugh

[forchika 4]

Boobs vs. Willies

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?'

The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'.

Onions?'

Yes, you see them and they make you cry.

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is lik e a Christmas tree'.

'A Christmas tree? ''Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.'

[forchika 4]

Just got the papers for 2009 insurance enrollment at work....OUTRAGEOUS with the highest for Employee and family $503 per pay period with a $1500 deductible that pays at 80%. Even the basic HMO plan now has a $500 deductible. How in the hell can anyone afford the cost of health ins for a family

Edited January 9, 2009 by forchika

[Zee Bee 61]

Just got the papers for 2009 insurance enrollment at work....OUTRAGEOUS with the highest for Employee and family $503 per pay period with a $1500 deductible that pays at 80%. Even the basic HMO plan now has a $500 deductible. How in the hell can anyone afford the cost of health ins for a family

[Enlighten one :) 5]

WEll thanks for the relief. Hearing your payment makes mine nothing.

Just got the papers for 2009 insurance enrollment at work....OUTRAGEOUS with the highest for Employee and family $503 per pay period with a $1500 deductible that pays at 80%. Even the basic HMO plan now has a $500 deductible. How in the hell can anyone afford the cost of health ins for a family

[forchika 4]

WEll thanks for the relief. Hearing your payment makes mine nothing.

Just got the papers for 2009 insurance enrollment at work....OUTRAGEOUS with the highest for Employee and family $503 per pay period with a $1500 deductible that pays at 80%. Even the basic HMO plan now has a $500 deductible. How in the hell can anyone afford the cost of health ins for a family

There is no way I could afford to pay that....it is not affordable!!!! The health insurance sucks for the company I work for and this is for a large GI practice. The lowest was $338 per pay period with a $1500 deductbile with a copay for office visits $40 and $50. The hubby and kids have ins but, not thru my place of employment. I am the only one covered under the plan and for good reason. Just felt bad for others, if they are not able to find other options most would probably choose to go with out.

How much do you pay Mrs J?

[Bassi and Zainab 1]

Just got the papers for 2009 insurance enrollment at work....OUTRAGEOUS with the highest for Employee and family $503 per pay period with a $1500 deductible that pays at 80%. Even the basic HMO plan now has a $500 deductible. How in the hell can anyone afford the cost of health ins for a family

Wow! Mine went up to $200 a month. But we don't have deductibles and the copays are $20. I pay $50 a month for meds because I'm a diabetic. It's certainly better than nothing. I remember when my ex husband got sick and I was the only one working. One of his medications without insurance was $700 a month. I spent over $2000 a month on medications alone. I couldn't get any public assistance because I was working and when I finally stopped working, I couldn't get public assistance because I owned a car. The woman told me if I had a loan on the car, which means the bank owns the car, then they could help me. But how could I have a loan and no job? Just remembering that time in my life makes me soooo mad! Good 'ole US of A! Abass got a job and I was just telling him to make sure he signs up for the 401k right away cause you have to take care of yourself. There's no help for honest, hardworking citizens! Saw people getting out of Escalades to go into the public assistance office, wearing enough jewelry to pay for my car two times over! Dangnabit! Now, I'm all upset. I'm gonna go get a Sprite.

[Enlighten one :) 5]

$203 biweekly

WEll thanks for the relief. Hearing your payment makes mine nothing.

Just got the papers for 2009 insurance enrollment at work....OUTRAGEOUS with the highest for Employee and family $503 per pay period with a $1500 deductible that pays at 80%. Even the basic HMO plan now has a $500 deductible. How in the hell can anyone afford the cost of health ins for a family

There is no way I could afford to pay that....it is not affordable!!!! The health insurance sucks for the company I work for and this is for a large GI practice. The lowest was $338 per pay period with a $1500 deductbile with a copay for office visits $40 and $50. The hubby and kids have ins but, not thru my place of employment. I am the only one covered under the plan and for good reason. Just felt bad for others, if they are not able to find other options most would probably choose to go with out.

How much do you pay Mrs J?

[Zee Bee 61]

Wow! Mine went up to $200 a month. But we don't have deductibles and the copays are $20. I pay $50 a month for meds because I'm a diabetic. It's certainly better than nothing. I remember when my ex husband got sick and I was the only one working. One of his medications without insurance was $700 a month. I spent over $2000 a month on medications alone. I couldn't get any public assistance because I was working and when I finally stopped working, I couldn't get public assistance because I owned a car. The woman told me if I had a loan on the car, which means the bank owns the car, then they could help me. But how could I have a loan and no job? Just remembering that time in my life makes me soooo mad! Good 'ole US of A! Abass got a job and I was just telling him to make sure he signs up for the 401k right away cause you have to take care of yourself. There's no help for honest, hardworking citizens! Saw people getting out of Escalades to go into the public assistance office, wearing enough jewelry to pay for my car two times over! Dangnabit! Now, I'm all upset. I'm gonna go get a Sprite.

Congratulations!!!!

[ForeverAmen 0]

Hi Everyone!

[Simply_Uno 1]

Just got the papers for 2009 insurance enrollment at work....OUTRAGEOUS with the highest for Employee and family $503 per pay period with a $1500 deductible that pays at 80%. Even the basic HMO plan now has a $500 deductible. How in the hell can anyone afford the cost of health ins for a family

Wow! Mine went up to $200 a month. But we don't have deductibles and the copays are $20. I pay $50 a month for meds because I'm a diabetic. It's certainly better than nothing. I remember when my ex husband got sick and I was the only one working. One of his medications without insurance was $700 a month. I spent over $2000 a month on medications alone. I couldn't get any public assistance because I was working and when I finally stopped working, I couldn't get public assistance because I owned a car. The woman told me if I had a loan on the car, which means the bank owns the car, then they could help me. But how could I have a loan and no job? Just remembering that time in my life makes me soooo mad! Good 'ole US of A! Abass got a job and I was just telling him to make sure he signs up for the 401k right away cause you have to take care of yourself. There's no help for honest, hardworking citizens! Saw people getting out of Escalades to go into the public assistance office, wearing enough jewelry to pay for my car two times over! Dangnabit! Now, I'm all upset. I'm gonna go get a Sprite.

calm down, and have faith that they were not living large; the car was in their mama'nem name, bought from a buy here/pay here, with payments due every two weeks and always late, had to hide it from the repo man just to park it, obscenely high interests rates, and the jewelry was bought at either the local flea market, knock off from jewelers row, or they bought if from some hype who stole it from his mama and was selling stamps just to make his two week car payment...then again, it could have been authentic cz or real gold dipped jewelry

[WhidbeyGirl 1]

:rofl:

Uno - don't know how anyone can ever be around you and be in a bad mood