Ridiclous gifts

[LoriLawless 0]

This thread makes me sad.

Wantz a coookeee??? or cheezburger?

Just hadz cheezburger, can I haz cooookeee?

[Not Available 0]

Len, I swear to God, he DID. I am still #######??? My poor daughter was so sweet to him about it, too. He doesn't deserve such a lovely little girl.

And yes, he's a totally weird jackass. Had a mental breakdown of sorts several years ago and since then just get more odd as the days go by.

You have his hair now, do some voodoo

[Chica Yeyé 41]

This thread makes me sad.

Wantz a coookeee??? or cheezburger?

Just hadz cheezburger, can I haz cooookeee?

U can haz coookeee and eyezzcreem

[LoriLawless 0]

This thread makes me sad.

Wantz a coookeee??? or cheezburger?

Just hadz cheezburger, can I haz cooookeee?

U can haz coookeee and eyezzcreem

Awww I feelz better now

[*julez* 124]

Len, I swear to God, he DID. I am still #######??? My poor daughter was so sweet to him about it, too. He doesn't deserve such a lovely little girl.

And yes, he's a totally weird jackass. Had a mental breakdown of sorts several years ago and since then just get more odd as the days go by.

You have his hair now, do some voodoo

I like that idea!

My 13 year old son suggested that we take it camping with us this summer and use it as a fire starter!

[Ling Ling 22]

So brakes and tires being in the same category makes them the same thing?

Maybe we're just working from a different language...or maybe you need someone with you when you go to an auto mechanic.

You're just over-reactionary weird.

I'll take weird over fcuking stupid.

[SpiritAlight 1]

I sold the Wii...for just next to cost.

I believe the family came over straight from church.

The over-excited little boy was in a blazer.

I'm on a huge selling and uncluttering spree.

Giving away stuff to a local shelter too.

It's so fun!

Feels great.

[Ling Ling 22]

I sold the Wii...for just next to cost.

I believe the family came over straight from church.

The over-excited little boy was in a blazer.

I'm on a huge selling and uncluttering spree.

Giving away stuff to a local shelter too.

It's so fun!

Feels great.

GOOD for you Spirit.

Thanks to you, I looked on Craigslist and converted a Wii game I only used once since last January, into a new game wifEy and I enjoy quite a bit.

For you gamers, I traded Mario Super Galaxy for Wii Music. wifEy played violin as a child, has perfect pitch, and enjoys whipping my ####### in Wii music.

On the donation end, we'll probably have a lot good clothes and such as we begin spring cleaning (not right away).

[mrsjeffs 0]

No T.V.?! Blasphemy!!!

Diana

I laughed so hard at this comment. . I got a 1000 watt jvc hometheater system from my husband( thats what i wanted ). My chistmas was GREAT :>

[Marilyn. 340]

the gift I wanted most from my hubby was for him to quit smoking and I told him this and he said he would give it to me but I haven't received it yet

[damulag 26]

Not really useless but funny story.

My aunt asked her husband if he purchased anything for a friends baby, he said there were some baby clothes in the bedroom. She wrapped them and when they were opened the friend says wow I just purchased these exact items for the baby and left them in the spare bedroom when I was here the other day.

[Mark&Steph 0]

When I was a kid my grandmother had this friend who didn't really buy gifts for anyone. She would just take stuff from around her house that she didn't want anymore and wrap them up and give them away as presents. When I was twelve or thirteen she gave me this bottle of perfume called Evening in Paris. They stopped making Evening in Paris in the US in 1969. It smelled like cat pee.

[Uncle Wally 2]

In Japan, people dangle all sorts of gay cute little charms from their mobile phones. Mostly little kitties and bunnies and cartoon #######. Some of the charm clusters are bigger than the phones themselves, and everybody does it- I've seen plenty of truckers and construction workers with gay cute ####### dangling from their phones.

I didn't dangle anything from my phone. I hated it when people would give me one of these charms, because they would thereafter see that I didn't use it and kind of make me feel like an @sshole.

Point is, I hate when people give you a gift that they will see all the time if you use it, and they'll know right away if you don't. Wallets are another one. Don't give me a fvcking wallet. I like my billfold just fine.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I just found out that my BFF got the most ####### gift from her mom... a sewing machine

Mind you, my friend is not the Martha Stewart type - she's a cut throat trial attorney Man she is pizzzzzed

Her mom needs new meds - or a different daughter.

[Kathryn41 3,205]

Not really useless but funny story.

My aunt asked her husband if he purchased anything for a friends baby, he said there were some baby clothes in the bedroom. She wrapped them and when they were opened the friend says wow I just purchased these exact items for the baby and left them in the spare bedroom when I was here the other day.

This just struck me as really, really funny!