How to Poop at Work

[Amby 490]

I hate when I'm sitting one one of those automatic flush toilets and it decides to flush for no reason

Don't sit on it, just kinda squat over it and let it rip.

I'm really clumsy I'd probably end up falling over, smacking my head on something, and pooping on the floor or something lol

You know what makes this even funnier...it will probably happen sometime in my life.

The one time I tried squatting over the toilet I ended up getting pee all over my pants

[spookyturtle 9,465]

I hate when I'm sitting one one of those automatic flush toilets and it decides to flush for no reason

Don't sit on it, just kinda squat over it and let it rip.

I'm really clumsy I'd probably end up falling over, smacking my head on something, and pooping on the floor or something lol

You know what makes this even funnier...it will probably happen sometime in my life.

The one time I tried squatting over the toilet I ended up getting pee all over my pants

Better than poop.

[Amby 490]

true

[Ban Hammer 13,332]

I hate when I'm sitting one one of those automatic flush toilets and it decides to flush for no reason

Don't sit on it, just kinda squat over it and let it rip.

I'm really clumsy I'd probably end up falling over, smacking my head on something, and pooping on the floor or something lol

hey stay out of the men's bathroom!

[brnidokiegurl 0]

I hate when I'm sitting one one of those automatic flush toilets and it decides to flush for no reason

Don't sit on it, just kinda squat over it and let it rip.

I'm really clumsy I'd probably end up falling over, smacking my head on something, and pooping on the floor or something lol

You know what makes this even funnier...it will probably happen sometime in my life.

The one time I tried squatting over the toilet I ended up getting pee all over my pants

dont go to morocco then

[Teacher Mark 53]

I hate when I'm sitting one one of those automatic flush toilets and it decides to flush for no reason

Don't sit on it, just kinda squat over it and let it rip.

I'm really clumsy I'd probably end up falling over, smacking my head on something, and pooping on the floor or something lol

You know what makes this even funnier...it will probably happen sometime in my life.

The one time I tried squatting over the toilet I ended up getting pee all over my pants

dont go to morocco then

Vietnam either If you do remeber the BYOTP rule is in effect virtually everywhere you go. I found out the hard way. Actually it was not so hard, THAT was the problem.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

I hate when I'm sitting one one of those automatic flush toilets and it decides to flush for no reason

Don't sit on it, just kinda squat over it and let it rip.

I'm really clumsy I'd probably end up falling over, smacking my head on something, and pooping on the floor or something lol

You know what makes this even funnier...it will probably happen sometime in my life.

The one time I tried squatting over the toilet I ended up getting pee all over my pants

dont go to morocco then

Vietnam either If you do remeber the BYOTP rule is in effect virtually everywhere you go. I found out the hard way. Actually it was not so hard, THAT was the problem.

[MrsCat 6]

Vietnam either If you do remeber the BYOTP rule is in effect virtually everywhere you go. I found out the hard way. Actually it was not so hard, THAT was the problem.

Joe, as my husband says, that's what undershirts are for.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

BRB, I have to poop.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

I'm back. Did I miss anything?

[Teacher Mark 53]

It was one of the highlights of the trip. I launched into a diatribe at the restaurant regarding ]how you can judge a society by the availability of TP. It worked, because they provided me with napkins!

[Chamy and Gatita 3]

thank you for posting this!!!!!! i totally forgot already about all the irritating immigration-related phone calls i just made regarding vaccinations!!!! now if only i could translate this into spanish for my husband!

[DEDixon 39]

A topic that that shouldn't die.

[Saska+Tim 7]

Thanks for a good laugh

[minnew 4]

One that wasn't mentioned and maybe this is more of a public washroom thing when you are at a mall or a store that is busier, and you can't wait until you get home to poop. You are in the stall and you are just waiting for the person next to you to flush their toilet so that they don't hear the "turds" or the "watermelon splash" where you feel like you've lost 5 lbs!