How to Poop at Work

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

this is hilarious! I need to show this to my husband. He refuses to go to the bathroom at work. He says there is no locks on the stall doors and that you can see peoples feet. Hes so shy!

I say, if Im here and I gotta go, then thats where Im going to go!

[spookyturtle 9,466]

spooky I think if you go take a big poop you will feel way better

What would Steven think?

well maybe you can poop in his hand and then he call tell you that you did a good job. i read somewhere that that is a good bonding exercise for people.

He might enjoy it.

[MrsCat 6]

If you must poop at work the secret is to flush while pooping. This disguises the sound and rids the smell much faster. A better approach than hanging out in the stall post-poop for 10 minutes until the smell dissipates.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Oh, to have such sphincteric control...

[Ban Hammer 13,619]

spooky I think if you go take a big poop you will feel way better

What would Steven think?

well maybe you can poop in his hand and then he call tell you that you did a good job. i read somewhere that that is a good bonding exercise for people.

He might enjoy it.

i'm betting he'd have a nice warm feeling afterwards.

[Nagishkaw 510]

spooky I think if you go take a big poop you will feel way better

What would Steven think?

well maybe you can poop in his hand and then he call tell you that you did a good job. i read somewhere that that is a good bonding exercise for people.

He might enjoy it.

i'm betting he'd have a nice warm feeling afterwards.

0r a get up and go one.

[babynursetobe 0]

Too Funny!! Thanks for the laugh.....I needed that!!

:rofl:

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

I dislike using the pottery terminal at the workplace because of people not flushing, etc...I've complained so many times to the facility director. The company decided to install the automatic flush, great idea. But, it's a little difficult to use do a courtesy flush.

Anyway, I am so embarrassed as to when someone walked into my stall. It happened three times. Geezes. What a ####### burgler.

Most auto flush toilets have a button on the side, just for you (or me)!

If they don't have such button, try leaning forward to trigger a courtesy flush.

[Amby 490]

I hate when I'm sitting one one of those automatic flush toilets and it decides to flush for no reason

[~PalmTreeGurl~ 154]

I hate when I'm sitting one one of those automatic flush toilets and it decides to flush for no reason

arent they controlled by motion? stop squirming on the pot!

[Amby 490]

I hate when I'm sitting one one of those automatic flush toilets and it decides to flush for no reason

arent they controlled by motion? stop squirming on the pot!

I can't sit still ever. Even when sitting on the potty

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I hate when I'm sitting one one of those automatic flush toilets and it decides to flush for no reason

Don't sit on it, just kinda squat over it and let it rip.

[Amby 490]

I hate when I'm sitting one one of those automatic flush toilets and it decides to flush for no reason

Don't sit on it, just kinda squat over it and let it rip.

I'm really clumsy I'd probably end up falling over, smacking my head on something, and pooping on the floor or something lol

[spookyturtle 9,466]

I hate when I'm sitting one one of those automatic flush toilets and it decides to flush for no reason

Don't sit on it, just kinda squat over it and let it rip.

I'm really clumsy I'd probably end up falling over, smacking my head on something, and pooping on the floor or something lol

[MrsCat 6]

I hate when I'm sitting one one of those automatic flush toilets and it decides to flush for no reason

Don't sit on it, just kinda squat over it and let it rip.

I'm really clumsy I'd probably end up falling over, smacking my head on something, and pooping on the floor or something lol

:lol: