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Well guys and gals, I kicked my wife out yesterday. She refused to cook,clean take care of me and my kids any more. Heck she wouldnt even take care of my sexual needs like I wanted...my prostrate needs lovin' too! It's just a shame that she has a 2 year conditional gc and isn't forced to go back home but I booted her out of the house @ 8 months pregant with no friends,family or money. It's kind of sweet justice really, its been really cold and snowing so I guess thats pay back. I have a question though...is it possible to get her sent back home? I know I can't withdraw my AOS but I do have recording of her talking to her family about how she used me to get her gc so I guess its fraud. Any segestions would be helpful and PLEASE read the botton of this post.

By the way...thanks for reading this tounge and cheek post! :dance::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Marry F'in Christmas!

04-12-08 Married

06-11-08 Mailed I-130 Package

06-18-08 NOA1

08-08-08 NOA2

10-22-08 Interview USEM

10-28-08 Visa Received

11-01-08 POE

That was fast!

Got to love the fact my wife was preggy and even with a RFE @ NVC she was still here in under 5 months!

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Well guys and gals, I kicked my wife out yesterday. She refused to cook,clean take care of me and my kids any more. Heck she wouldnt even take care of my sexual needs like I wanted...my prostrate needs lovin' too! It's just a shame that she has a 2 year conditional gc and isn't forced to go back home but I booted her out of the house @ 8 months pregant with no friends,family or money. It's kind of sweet justice really, its been really cold and snowing so I guess thats pay back. I have a question though...is it possible to get her sent back home? I know I can't withdraw my AOS but I do have recording of her talking to her family about how she used me to get her gc so I guess its fraud. Any segestions would be helpful and PLEASE read the botton of this post.

Not funny at all, at least for me. :bonk::no::no:

By the way...thanks for reading this tounge and cheek post! :dance::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Marry F'in Christmas!

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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she wouldn't cook or clean or take care of your manly needs? clearly she's an imposter, not a real philippina!

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she wouldn't cook or clean or take care of your manly needs? clearly she's an imposter, not a real philippina!

I know...geeze...who would of guessed she was my ex-wife in disguise! She must be a fat and lazy American already!

04-12-08 Married

06-11-08 Mailed I-130 Package

06-18-08 NOA1

08-08-08 NOA2

10-22-08 Interview USEM

10-28-08 Visa Received

11-01-08 POE

That was fast!

Got to love the fact my wife was preggy and even with a RFE @ NVC she was still here in under 5 months!

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ROFLMAO!

You're sick....

Well guys and gals, I kicked my wife out yesterday. She refused to cook,clean take care of me and my kids any more. Heck she wouldnt even take care of my sexual needs like I wanted...my prostrate needs lovin' too! It's just a shame that she has a 2 year conditional gc and isn't forced to go back home but I booted her out of the house @ 8 months pregant with no friends,family or money. It's kind of sweet justice really, its been really cold and snowing so I guess thats pay back. I have a question though...is it possible to get her sent back home? I know I can't withdraw my AOS but I do have recording of her talking to her family about how she used me to get her gc so I guess its fraud. Any segestions would be helpful and PLEASE read the botton of this post.

By the way...thanks for reading this tounge and cheek post! :dance::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Marry F'in Christmas!

 

i don't get it.

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Thailand
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Sounded completely believable to me! :whistle:

K-1 Timeline

11-29-05: Mailed I-129F Petition to CSC

12-06-05: NOA1

03-02-06: NOA2

03-23-06: Interview Date May 16

05-17-06: K-1 Visa Issued

05-20-06: Arrived at POE, Honolulu

07-17-06: Married

AOS Timeline

08-14-06: Mailed I-485 to Chicago

08-24-06: NOA for I-485

09-08-06: Biometrics Appointment

09-25-06: I-485 transferred to CSC

09-28-06: I-485 received at CSC

10-18-06: AOS Approved

10-21-06: Approval notice mailed

10-23-06: Received "Welcome Letter"

10-27-06: Received 2 yr Green Card

I-751 Timeline

07-21-08: Mailed I-751 to VSC

07-25-08: NOA for I-751

08-27-08: Biometrics Appointment

02-25-09: I-751 transferred to CSC

04-17-09: I-751 Approved

06-22-09: Received 10 yr Green Card

N-400 Timeline

07-20-09: Mailed N-400 to Lewisville, TX

07-23-09: NOA for N-400

08-14-09: Biometrics Appointment

09-08-09: Interview Date Oct 07

10-30-09: Oath Ceremony

11-20-09: Received Passport!!!

Filed: AOS (pnd) Country: Philippines
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What the heck???

Eternally destined,

Angel&Saint

MY K1 TIMELINE

AOS

CIS Office : Chicago IL

Date Filed : 2009-02-04

NOA Date : 2009-02-06

Bio. Appt. : 2009-03-03

Interview Date : 2009-05-19

Approved :2009-05-19

Got I551 Stamp : yes

Greencard Received:2009-06-26

EAD

CIS Office : Chicago IL

Filing Method : Mail

Filing Instance : First

Date Filed : 2009-02-04

NOA Date : 2009-02-06

Bio. Appt. : 2009-03-03

Approved Date : 2009-04-01

Date Card Received :2009-04-13

Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Philippines
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Well guys and gals, I kicked my wife out yesterday. She refused to cook,clean take care of me and my kids any more. Heck she wouldnt even take care of my sexual needs like I wanted...my prostrate needs lovin' too! It's just a shame that she has a 2 year conditional gc and isn't forced to go back home but I booted her out of the house @ 8 months pregant with no friends,family or money. It's kind of sweet justice really, its been really cold and snowing so I guess thats pay back. I have a question though...is it possible to get her sent back home? I know I can't withdraw my AOS but I do have recording of her talking to her family about how she used me to get her gc so I guess its fraud. Any segestions would be helpful and PLEASE read the botton of this post.

whuaaaaaaattttttttttttttttt????? :wacko:

By the way...thanks for reading this tounge and cheek post! :dance::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Marry F'in Christmas!

09/28/08-green card received

1-751

07/02/10-mailed it 2day

07/06/10-they received my application forms

07/13/10-received notice receipt(gc extended for one year)

07/28/10-received biometric appointment

09/23/10 GC approved!!!

9/26/20 Gota pproval notice

10/01/10 GC receivedd

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I never knew how much love my heart could hold until my son called me "MOMMY."

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Colombia
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By the way...thanks for reading this tounge and cheek post! :dance::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Is at the end of his post, I would never say anything about my wife like that, not even in jest. Kicking out an 8 month pregnant wife broke into the cold outdoors is not amusing.

But Merry Christmas, anyway.

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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i bet the prostrate part is real :lol:



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

Complete Timeline

 

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