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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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why is christmas tree better than a man?

It's always erect,

Stays up for 12 days and nights,

Has cute balls,

And even looks good with the lights on!



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Ban Hammer Grand Master

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why is christmas tree better than a man?

It's always erect,

Stays up for 12 days and nights,

Has cute balls,

And even looks good with the lights on!

so that's why you want a christmas tree! :ranting:

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Nessa Grand Master

Nessa   23

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:lol:

so a kid came here and offered me some hot cocoa and i said no, my boss looked at me like oh noooooooooooes !! like #######? am I supposed to say yes every time the kids come here offer me stuff just to be nice?



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* 10/10/06: POE Houston
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*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

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*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
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*03/03/10: LOC approved
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*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
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Amby Grand Master

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:lol:

so a kid came here and offered me some hot cocoa and i said no, my boss looked at me like oh noooooooooooes !! like #######? am I supposed to say yes every time the kids come here offer me stuff just to be nice?

yes!

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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OK fine. I'm going to the darn post office. Grrr. Maybe if I do that then I'll be inspired to come back and grade papers...

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Amby Grand Master

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I yelled at everyone to shut up. I was like ok starting episode 9 of season 2...mags says this is important so no one is allowed to talk for the next hour :rofl: My sister was like "who the hell is mags?" :lol:

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

Mags Grand Master

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woah kate is insane!

I guess you've just found out What Kate Did?

yes :o

I knew she

killed someone but didn't know how she did it

I'm actually not that fond of Kate. I think she is a messed up whiner.

Useless factoid: Her mother is one of the Aunts from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

Mags Grand Master

Mags   112

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Hey, Amber, you might be interested in this:

It was the trailer that the UK's Channel 4 ran for about 6 weeks before we even knew what Lost was. One of the best TV trailers I've seen for a long time. All I kept thinking was "what the hell is Lost?" lol

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