The Say Anything Thread - Take 8

[pedroh 21]

nom nom nom biscuits

[Ms. Squirrel 11]

[Amby 490]

I'm loving season 2 of Lost!

[Amby 490]

I'm reading this book about science & sex and it's cracking me up...

Once upon a time, there was a princess named Marie. She had long, thick curls and beautiful brown eyes, and her ####### was three centimeters away from her #######. This last bit was very depressing for the princess. She could never manage an orgasm during intercourse, and she felt certain that the far-off placement of her ####### was the reason. Princess Marie— whose last name was Bonaparte and whose great grand-uncle was Napoleon—was a passionate woman with a commanding libido. Yet sex left her unsatisfied. Her troubles had partly to do with her husband Prince George of Greece, a latent homosexual, who, she wrote in her diary, took her on their wedding night "in a short, brutal gesture, as if forcing [himself] ... and apologized, 'I hate it as much as you do. But we must do it if we want children.'" But you could not hang the princess's discontent entirely upon the gigantic handlebar moustaches of Prince George. For intercourse with the Prime Minister of France also left her cold, as did intercourse with her husband's aide-de-camp and the three other lovers that she took while married to George.

Marie, who disliked Greece and lived mainly in France, went so far as to seek scientific proof for her anatomical theory of frigidity. ...

http://www.maryroach.net/bonkExcerpts.html

[jundp 191]

Awwww I love you all

Merry Christmas MarilynAJLoriJenBootyNessaCharlesJodeeMelLenDeanMagsPlaty

awww

hey that would make one heck of a vj name, wouldn't it? who's gonna be the first to change their name to that?

I think I'll change my name to that

this lady does not look happy

Ah, it's like the poor peeps here at Seatac Airport. I still want to go down and hand out cookies. BUT I CAN'T. BECAUSE IT'S FREAKING SNOWING AGAIN. Man, I don't mind walking but this is getting really tiresome. I dont walk so much as slip and slide everywhere. And carrying packages 45 blocks sucks.

Plus my daughter is at her dad's house and I hope she makes it home tonight because we celebrate Christmas on the 24th (some weird German tradition....)

Speaking of Germans, is anyone interested in seeing Valkyrie? I don't think Patrick wants to see it b/c of Tom Cruise's Scientology thing.

[pedroh 21]

tom cruise is the new messiah

[Marilyn. 340]

Awwww I love you all

Merry Christmas MarilynAJLoriJenBootyNessaCharlesJodeeMelLenDeanMagsPlaty

awww

hey that would make one heck of a vj name, wouldn't it? who's gonna be the first to change their name to that?

I think I'll change my name to that

this lady does not look happy

Ah, it's like the poor peeps here at Seatac Airport. I still want to go down and hand out cookies. BUT I CAN'T. BECAUSE IT'S FREAKING SNOWING AGAIN. Man, I don't mind walking but this is getting really tiresome. I dont walk so much as slip and slide everywhere. And carrying packages 45 blocks sucks.

Plus my daughter is at her dad's house and I hope she makes it home tonight because we celebrate Christmas on the 24th (some weird German tradition....)

Speaking of Germans, is anyone interested in seeing Valkyrie? I don't think Patrick wants to see it b/c of Tom Cruise's Scientology thing.

Mexicans also celebrate Christmas on Christmas Eve..

[DairyFarmer 1]

tom cruise is the new messiah

Anti Christ more like it.

[Amby 490]

My family is German but I didn't know this is why we celebrate on xmas eve hmmmm...

[pedroh 21]

Awwww I love you all

Merry Christmas MarilynAJLoriJenBootyNessaCharlesJodeeMelLenDeanMagsPlaty

awww

hey that would make one heck of a vj name, wouldn't it? who's gonna be the first to change their name to that?

I think I'll change my name to that

this lady does not look happy

Ah, it's like the poor peeps here at Seatac Airport. I still want to go down and hand out cookies. BUT I CAN'T. BECAUSE IT'S FREAKING SNOWING AGAIN. Man, I don't mind walking but this is getting really tiresome. I dont walk so much as slip and slide everywhere. And carrying packages 45 blocks sucks.

Plus my daughter is at her dad's house and I hope she makes it home tonight because we celebrate Christmas on the 24th (some weird German tradition....)

Speaking of Germans, is anyone interested in seeing Valkyrie? I don't think Patrick wants to see it b/c of Tom Cruise's Scientology thing.

Mexicans also celebrate Christmas on Christmas Eve..

ah.. sorta.. we start the 24th but end it the 25 at 6am :rofl:

but yea the nice dinner is the 24th i agree, with mucha cider

[pedroh 21]

tom cruise is the new messiah

Anti Christ more like it.

why are you questioning Tom Cruise's divinity? he is an OT-6 rank.. he is beyond our comprenhension

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

tom cruise is an awesome actor

i'll gladly watch his movies, who cares about his personal beliefs

all i knw about his personal beliefs is that he ain't the pope. yet.

[pedroh 21]

he might be the Tethan pope and we don't know it

[Nessa 23]

ho ho ho

[Amby 490]

Tom Cruise had his best role EVER in Tropic Thunder

I want to see The Curious Case of Benjamin Button