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pedroh Grand Master

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nom nom nom biscuits

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

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I'm reading this book about science & sex and it's cracking me up...

Once upon a time, there was a princess named Marie. She had long, thick curls and beautiful brown eyes, and her ####### was three centimeters away from her #######. This last bit was very depressing for the princess. She could never manage an orgasm during intercourse, and she felt certain that the far-off placement of her ####### was the reason. Princess Marie— whose last name was Bonaparte and whose great grand-uncle was Napoleon—was a passionate woman with a commanding libido. Yet sex left her unsatisfied. Her troubles had partly to do with her husband Prince George of Greece, a latent homosexual, who, she wrote in her diary, took her on their wedding night "in a short, brutal gesture, as if forcing [himself] ... and apologized, 'I hate it as much as you do. But we must do it if we want children.'" But you could not hang the princess's discontent entirely upon the gigantic handlebar moustaches of Prince George. For intercourse with the Prime Minister of France also left her cold, as did intercourse with her husband's aide-de-camp and the three other lovers that she took while married to George.

Marie, who disliked Greece and lived mainly in France, went so far as to seek scientific proof for her anatomical theory of frigidity. ...

http://www.maryroach.net/bonkExcerpts.html

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Awwww I love you all :luv:

Merry Christmas MarilynAJLoriJenBootyNessaCharlesJodeeMelLenDeanMagsPlaty :luv:

awww :blush:

hey that would make one heck of a vj name, wouldn't it? who's gonna be the first to change their name to that? :lol:

I think I'll change my name to that ;)

this lady does not look happy

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Ah, it's like the poor peeps here at Seatac Airport. I still want to go down and hand out cookies. BUT I CAN'T. BECAUSE IT'S FREAKING SNOWING AGAIN. Man, I don't mind walking but this is getting really tiresome. I dont walk so much as slip and slide everywhere. And carrying packages 45 blocks sucks.

Plus my daughter is at her dad's house and I hope she makes it home tonight because we celebrate Christmas on the 24th (some weird German tradition....)

Speaking of Germans, is anyone interested in seeing Valkyrie? I don't think Patrick wants to see it b/c of Tom Cruise's Scientology thing.

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tom cruise is the new messiah

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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Awwww I love you all :luv:

Merry Christmas MarilynAJLoriJenBootyNessaCharlesJodeeMelLenDeanMagsPlaty :luv:

awww :blush:

hey that would make one heck of a vj name, wouldn't it? who's gonna be the first to change their name to that? :lol:

I think I'll change my name to that ;)

this lady does not look happy

122308_HOLIDAYONICE.jpg

Ah, it's like the poor peeps here at Seatac Airport. I still want to go down and hand out cookies. BUT I CAN'T. BECAUSE IT'S FREAKING SNOWING AGAIN. Man, I don't mind walking but this is getting really tiresome. I dont walk so much as slip and slide everywhere. And carrying packages 45 blocks sucks.

Plus my daughter is at her dad's house and I hope she makes it home tonight because we celebrate Christmas on the 24th (some weird German tradition....)

Speaking of Germans, is anyone interested in seeing Valkyrie? I don't think Patrick wants to see it b/c of Tom Cruise's Scientology thing.

Mexicans also celebrate Christmas on Christmas Eve..

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Awwww I love you all :luv:

Merry Christmas MarilynAJLoriJenBootyNessaCharlesJodeeMelLenDeanMagsPlaty :luv:

awww :blush:

hey that would make one heck of a vj name, wouldn't it? who's gonna be the first to change their name to that? :lol:

I think I'll change my name to that ;)

this lady does not look happy

122308_HOLIDAYONICE.jpg

Ah, it's like the poor peeps here at Seatac Airport. I still want to go down and hand out cookies. BUT I CAN'T. BECAUSE IT'S FREAKING SNOWING AGAIN. Man, I don't mind walking but this is getting really tiresome. I dont walk so much as slip and slide everywhere. And carrying packages 45 blocks sucks.

Plus my daughter is at her dad's house and I hope she makes it home tonight because we celebrate Christmas on the 24th (some weird German tradition....)

Speaking of Germans, is anyone interested in seeing Valkyrie? I don't think Patrick wants to see it b/c of Tom Cruise's Scientology thing.

Mexicans also celebrate Christmas on Christmas Eve..

ah.. sorta.. we start the 24th but end it the 25 at 6am :rofl: :rofl:

but yea the nice dinner is the 24th i agree, with mucha cider

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

3678632315_87c29a1112_m.jpgdancing-bear.gif

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tom cruise is the new messiah

Anti Christ more like it.

why are you questioning Tom Cruise's divinity? he is an OT-6 rank.. he is beyond our comprenhension

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El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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he might be the Tethan pope and we don't know it

El Presidente of VJ

regalame una sonrisita con sabor a viento

tu eres mi vitamina del pecho mi fibra

tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

un masajito con sabor a menta,

Deutsch: Du machst das richtig

Wohnen Heute

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ho ho ho



* K1 Timeline *
* 04/07/06: I-129F Sent to NSC
* 10/02/06: Interview date - APPROVED!
* 10/10/06: POE Houston
* 11/25/06: Wedding day!!!

* AOS/EAD/AP Timeline *
*01/05/07: AOS/EAD/AP sent
*02/19/08: AOS approved
*02/27/08: Permanent Resident Card received

* LOC Timeline *
*12/31/09: Applied Lifting of Condition
*01/04/10: NOA
*02/12/10: Biometrics
*03/03/10: LOC approved
*03/11/10: 10 years green card received

* Naturalization Timeline *
*12/17/10: package sent
*12/29/10: NOA date
*01/19/11: biometrics
*04/12/11: interview
*04/15/11: approval letter
*05/13/11: Oath Ceremony - Officially done with Immigration.

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