The Say Anything Thread - Take 8

[DairyFarmer 1]

I have those as well. However you won't be invited to look at them. Picture of Puppy won't load.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

This is my antidote to elitism!

[Staashi 371]

AJ - how's the naturalization application coming along? Any movement for you all?

[Ban Hammer 13,456]

I have those as well. However you won't be invited to look at them. Picture of Puppy won't load.

can't load them puppies eh?

[DairyFarmer 1]

I can load something else though!!!!

[Staashi 371]

I have those as well. However you won't be invited to look at them. Picture of Puppy won't load.

can't load them puppies eh?

I load my puppies everyday into an over the shoulder bolster holder.

[DairyFarmer 1]

Yeah they're the ones he's not seeing.

This is more what I was thinking

Edited January 13, 2009 by DairyFarmer

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

AJ - how's the naturalization application coming along? Any movement for you all?

Yea, interview in 5 weeks. Newark has same-day oath, so assuming she passes civics test, almost exactly 4 months start to finish.

[Staashi 371]

AJ - how's the naturalization application coming along? Any movement for you all?

Yea, interview in 5 weeks. Newark has same-day oath, so assuming she passes civics test, almost exactly 4 months start to finish.

That's fantastic! Jacksonville didn't have same-day oath, but he was naturalized on 4th of July - which had to be the coolest thing. Also, if you're interested in getting her a very cool gift, (cuz really, what do you give someone for naturalizing?) have a flag hung over the US Capitol for her.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

AJ - how's the naturalization application coming along? Any movement for you all?

Yea, interview in 5 weeks. Newark has same-day oath, so assuming she passes civics test, almost exactly 4 months start to finish.

That's fantastic! Jacksonville didn't have same-day oath, but he was naturalized on 4th of July - which had to be the coolest thing. Also, if you're interested in getting her a very cool gift, (cuz really, what do you give someone for naturalizing?) have a flag hung over the US Capitol for her.

Another gift? What?

[Staashi 371]

AJ - how's the naturalization application coming along? Any movement for you all?

Yea, interview in 5 weeks. Newark has same-day oath, so assuming she passes civics test, almost exactly 4 months start to finish.

That's fantastic! Jacksonville didn't have same-day oath, but he was naturalized on 4th of July - which had to be the coolest thing. Also, if you're interested in getting her a very cool gift, (cuz really, what do you give someone for naturalizing?) have a flag hung over the US Capitol for her.

Another gift? What?

Well, I had a flag flown over the Capitol for my husband. It is very cool - look on your US Congressman's webpage and you should find something about the flag. For a very small amount, (we did it for $25) they will fly a flag in your wife's name in honor of her receiving her US Citizenship, over the Capitol. It comes with a signed certificate from your Congressman and the Architect of the Capitol. Then, you take the flag to Michael's and get a special flag box for like $20. Present the flag in the box, with the certificate together. My husband was truly touched - got very emotional when he saw it.

Edited January 13, 2009 by Staashi

[Chica Yeyé 41]

AJ!! That is awesome news!!! It went fast, eh?

Len, eating Trader Joe's stuff.

[Staashi 371]

A good funny joke for you all:

I had ambitions of finding a simple, uncomplicated part time job after retiring from my 'day job'. Unfortunately, as I have gotten a little older, I have become a little less sensitive.

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, ' Good morning , and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work....... I'm still job-hunting.

:rofl:

[Chica Yeyé 41]

[LaL 418]

AJ - how's the naturalization application coming along? Any movement for you all?

Yea, interview in 5 weeks. Newark has same-day oath, so assuming she passes civics test, almost exactly 4 months start to finish.

That's fantastic! Jacksonville didn't have same-day oath, but he was naturalized on 4th of July - which had to be the coolest thing. Also, if you're interested in getting her a very cool gift, (cuz really, what do you give someone for naturalizing?) have a flag hung over the US Capitol for her.

Another gift? What?

Well, I had a flag flown over the Capitol for my husband. It is very cool - look on your US Congressman's webpage and you should find something about the flag. For a very small amount, (we did it for $25) they will fly a flag in your wife's name in honor of her receiving her US Citizenship, over the Capitol. It comes with a signed certificate from your Congressman and the Architect of the Capitol. Then, you take the flag to Michael's and get a special flag box for like $20. Present the flag in the box, with the certificate together. My husband was truly touched - got very emotional when he saw it.

That is very sweet!