The Say Anything Thread - Take 8

[Staashi 371]

yw...I have all sorts of weird food info

any foods that would make Matilda show up for freaking work????????

I suggest making Matilda some nice pot brownies and then hinting you think you should drug test the staff

OMG, I almost spit out my mocha latte!!!!

[almaty 19]

sister amber, you are indeed right thinking

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Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00.

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.’

Chuck replied, ‘Well, then just give me my money back.’

The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.’

Chuck said, ‘OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.’

The farmer asked, ‘what ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’

The farmer said ‘You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!’

Chuck said, ‘Sure I can watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.’

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, ‘What happened with that dead donkey?’

Chuck said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00.’

The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’

Chuck said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.’

Chuck now works for Goldman Sachs.

[Ms. Squirrel 11]

Hola kids!

[Staashi 371]

Hola! How are you and Miss Cleo this morning?

[pedroh 21]

i want cookiees

[Amby 490]

i'm not allowed to eat certain deli itens, if they're not pasteurized. i eat pasteurized blue cheese and it's cooked.

good morning, everybody.

I figured you knew but I was just looking out cos I luv ya!

Morning everyone

[Staashi 371]

i want cookiees

Me, too! I want some warm Nestle Tollhouse with ice cold milk.

[Amby 490]

Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00.

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'

Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

Chuck said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

The farmer asked, 'what ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

Chuck said, 'Sure I can watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'

Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00.'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

Chuck now works for Goldman Sachs.

[Staashi 371]

i'm not allowed to eat certain deli itens, if they're not pasteurized. i eat pasteurized blue cheese and it's cooked.

good morning, everybody.

I figured you knew but I was just looking out cos I luv ya!

Morning everyone

My doc never mentioned anything about the deli items - he just was like, "Don't take any drugs that aren't on this list." Tylenol is the only one I can take.

[Ms. Squirrel 11]

Hola! How are you and Miss Cleo this morning?

We are fine, had a long cuddle in bed this morning She is the sweetest thing.

How are you? How's the belly?

I want cookies too...or Spaghetti Carbonara. But I stick to carrot sticks and low fat cottage cheese with herbs.

[pedroh 21]

Hola! How are you and Miss Cleo this morning?

We are fine, had a long cuddle in bed this morning She is the sweetest thing.

How are you? How's the belly?

I want cookies too...or Spaghetti Carbonara. But I stick to carrot sticks and low fat cottage cheese with herbs.

mhh spaghetti carbonara rules

[Staashi 371]

Hola! How are you and Miss Cleo this morning?

We are fine, had a long cuddle in bed this morning She is the sweetest thing.

How are you? How's the belly?

I want cookies too...or Spaghetti Carbonara. But I stick to carrot sticks and low fat cottage cheese with herbs.

Awww that is so sweet. I love when the kittehs like to cuddle.

I'm good, just sore from my walk last night - 3 miles is getting rough now.

My belly is good - baby is actually kicking right now. I think he likes the 80s music I'm playing on my radio as he's really moving in there. <--- that's the baby dancing.

[Bootylicious!! 2]

Just thought I'd pop in and say hello before I get suspended.

Nessa: My doctor said that whole thing about deli meat and stuff was an old wives tale. She said there wasn't anything to it anymore because of the way the food is prepared now days versus years ago when they first started telling pregnant women not to eat deli meat.

[almaty 19]

hola sister charity....hang in there little hermana...........we all love you here!