Off Topic Part Deux

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Oh my God!!!

Is Spirit going pervy on us????

I do have a hand held shower thingy; but whenever my brother IR5 comes to visit we do not allow him use of the facilities -- he is known to well, abuse Mr. Showerhead in unseemly ways

[SpiritAlight 1]

Oh my God!!!

Is Spirit going pervy on us????

I do have a hand held shower thingy; but whenever my brother IR5 comes to visit we do not allow him use of the facilities -- he is known to well, abuse Mr. Showerhead in unseemly ways

Bahahaha!!!!

Where is that man??

Okay, here's the thing:

When one of "ours" (in this case Trailmix), gets concerned with why no one is posting, then my imagination gets slightly unleashed to entice conversation.

And so....

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Oh my God!!!

Is Spirit going pervy on us????

I do have a hand held shower thingy; but whenever my brother IR5 comes to visit we do not allow him use of the facilities -- he is known to well, abuse Mr. Showerhead in unseemly ways

Bahahaha!!!!

Where is that man??

Okay, here's the thing:

When one of "ours" (in this case Trailmix), gets concerned with why no one is posting, then my imagination gets slightly unleashed to entice conversation.

And so....

I believe he was once again arrested for streaking through one of Toronto's retirement homes while dancing the cha-cha, then assaulting a hot dog stand screaming "vendetta! vendetta!"

We are getting tired of his ways as they shame our honor.... we need to find him a nice wife from the Philippines who will marry him for Canadian LPR status love so he strip in private.

[SpiritAlight 1]

That works!

[Chica Yeyé 41]

That works!

I just sent brother a message --- he had to pay the RCMP for email privileges... I don't want to know how

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Oh my God!!!

Is Spirit going pervy on us????

I do have a hand held shower thingy; but whenever my brother IR5 comes to visit we do not allow him use of the facilities -- he is known to well, abuse Mr. Showerhead in unseemly ways

Bahahaha!!!!

Where is that man??

Okay, here's the thing:

When one of "ours" (in this case Trailmix), gets concerned with why no one is posting, then my imagination gets slightly unleashed to entice conversation.

And so....

Deep uncover pretending to be a well-adjusted member of society, if the rest of the public only knew.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

That works!

I just sent brother a message --- he had to pay the RCMP for email privileges... I don't want to know how

All I'm saying is when it was over, the serge wasn't the only thing that was red. Actually, I only needed to look like one of the Gendarmerie royal du Canada which is exactly what I look like when I grow a moustache. True story, last time I visited my dear sister, I had to bathe at the zoo but it turned out OK the visitors thought someone shaved an ape.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

That works!

I just sent brother a message --- he had to pay the RCMP for email privileges... I don't want to know how

All I'm saying is when it was over, the serge wasn't the only thing that was red. Actually, I only needed to look like one of the Gendarmerie royal du Canada which is exactly what I look like when I grow a moustache. True story, last time I visited my dear sister I had to bathe at the zoo but it turned out OK the visitors thought someone shaved an ape.

As for the episode with the hot dog stand, the streaking in the old folks home and my penchant for appearing in public clad only in socks, latex gloves and a hat that says, "The Frito Lay," I can neither confirm nor deny such incidences.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

and people wonder why sometimes I think harakiri is sexy.....

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

and people wonder why sometimes I think harakiri is sexy.....

I guess it all depends on where you slice.

[Emancipation 2]

Okay.. so for the record..

Spirit talks most of the time way over my head..

Len often uses words I can't understand ..

And IR5... well he's way to quick on the draw for me..

But the 3 of you guys together..

HOLD the PHONE! I can't keep up!

Of course you are all Marvelous!!!

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Okay.. so for the record..

Spirit talks most of the time way over my head..

Len often uses words I can't understand ..

And IR5... well he's way to quick on the draw for me..

But the 3 of you guys together..

HOLD the PHONE! I can't keep up!

Of course you are all Marvelous!!!

Sister!!! Tu est marvelous as well. :thumbs:

harakiri = ritual Japanese suicide for honor. Contemplated whenever brother IR5 gets to do his "thing" with people's kitchen appliances.... in front of their kids.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Okay.. so for the record..

Spirit talks most of the time way over my head..

Len often uses words I can't understand ..

And IR5... well he's way to quick on the draw for me..

But the 3 of you guys together..

HOLD the PHONE! I can't keep up!

Of course you are all Marvelous!!!

What are you implying?

Didn't your mother ever tell you, flattery will get you everywhere.

[Emancipation 2]

harakiri = ritual Japanese suicide for honor. Contemplated whenever brother IR5 gets to do his "thing" with people's kitchen appliances.... in front of their kids.

Len where in the world do you come up with this stuff!!! Honestly.. I think I'm a noob hick who can't read 1/2 the time when I read your posts you fab. thing you!

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Okay.. so for the record..

Spirit talks most of the time way over my head..

Len often uses words I can't understand ..

And IR5... well he's way to quick on the draw for me..

But the 3 of you guys together..

HOLD the PHONE! I can't keep up!

Of course you are all Marvelous!!!

Sister!!! Tu est marvelous as well.

harakiri = ritual Japanese suicide for honor. Contemplated whenever brother IR5 gets to do his "thing" with people's kitchen appliances.... in front of their kids.

Then why did you get me a mixmaster for my birthday and why do you think it comes with kneading hooks?

Of course, we all love Emancipation.