Aniston poses nude on January cover of GQ magazine

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Oh hi... can I speak to Maria, please????

Remember.... I know here you live

I can be there in an hour on the bus... just let me know. I'll back ya...

We need to talk shall this unbecoming behavior continues hermana....

Sister Maria is awesomenesssss

[HAL 9000 96]

Oh hi... can I speak to Maria, please????

Remember.... I know here you live

I can be there in an hour on the bus... just let me know. I'll back ya...

* emails honey- hey honey: lets go shopping *

Oh hi... can I speak to Maria, please????

Remember.... I know here you live

I can be there in an hour on the bus... just let me know. I'll back ya...

We need to talk shall this unbecoming behavior continues hermana....

Sister Maria is awesomenesssss

The most awesomeness there is.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Oh hi... can I speak to Maria, please????

Remember.... I know here you live

I can be there in an hour on the bus... just let me know. I'll back ya...

* emails honey- hey honey: lets go shopping *

Oh hi... can I speak to Maria, please????

Remember.... I know here you live

I can be there in an hour on the bus... just let me know. I'll back ya...

We need to talk shall this unbecoming behavior continues hermana....

Sister Maria is awesomenesssss

The most awesomeness there is.

This shall not deter Sister Fracas et moi from monitoring your lude behavior.

[HAL 9000 96]

Oh hi... can I speak to Maria, please????

Remember.... I know here you live

I can be there in an hour on the bus... just let me know. I'll back ya...

* emails honey- hey honey: lets go shopping *

Oh hi... can I speak to Maria, please????

Remember.... I know here you live

I can be there in an hour on the bus... just let me know. I'll back ya...

We need to talk shall this unbecoming behavior continues hermana....

Sister Maria is awesomenesssss

The most awesomeness there is.

This shall not deter Sister Fracas et moi from monitoring your lude behavior.

I've just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Now back to topic: Aniston is lame. Always was, always will be. She svcks as an actress. She cannot act. Period. Next.

[HAL 9000 96]

Now back to topic: Aniston is lame. Always was, always will be. She svcks as an actress. She cannot act. Period. Next.

Well yeah... along those lines, HAL 9000 agrees 100%. There is no Jolie/Aniston acting comparison. But as for the other comparison HAL 9000 is a scientific AI and needs to sample the raw materials in a Human Test Subject-Approved Protocol.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Now back to topic: Aniston is lame. Always was, always will be. She svcks as an actress. She cannot act. Period. Next.

Well yeah... along those lines, HAL 9000 agrees 100%. There is no Jolie/Aniston acting comparison. But as for the other comparison HAL 9000 is a scientific AI and needs to sample the raw materials in a Human Test Subject-Approved Protocol.

HAL is testing the power of Sisterhood.... which he will stop if he knows what's good for his boricua @ss

[Sister Fracas 5]

Oh hi... can I speak to Maria, please????

Remember.... I know here you live

I can be there in an hour on the bus... just let me know. I'll back ya...

* emails honey- hey honey: lets go shopping *

Drop her off at Sephora...

Hermana and I will show her all of the lovely thingies there...

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Oh hi... can I speak to Maria, please????

Remember.... I know here you live

I can be there in an hour on the bus... just let me know. I'll back ya...

* emails honey- hey honey: lets go shopping *

Drop her off at Sephora...

Hermana and I will show her all of the lovely thingies there...

You know it!!!!

What did you buy you beautiful??

[HAL 9000 96]

Now back to topic: Aniston is lame. Always was, always will be. She svcks as an actress. She cannot act. Period. Next.

Well yeah... along those lines, HAL 9000 agrees 100%. There is no Jolie/Aniston acting comparison. But as for the other comparison HAL 9000 is a scientific AI and needs to sample the raw materials in a Human Test Subject-Approved Protocol.

HAL is testing the power of Sisterhood.... which he will stop if he knows what's good for his boricua @ss

* COMPUTERIZED ROFL *

Oh hi... can I speak to Maria, please????

Remember.... I know here you live

I can be there in an hour on the bus... just let me know. I'll back ya...

* emails honey- hey honey: lets go shopping *

Drop her off at Sephora...

Hermana and I will show her all of the lovely thingies there...

HAL 9000 will first need to create a separate financial reserve account to counteract the drainage on the home account.

[Hilarious Clinton 452]

That's not nude. This is nude.

[Brad and Vika 129]

Hey, in my military experience I met lots of guys like you. You'd do anything regardless of how discusting they are. I remember guys lined up in Karachi Pakistan to do the most vile and disgusting women ever born!

I don't recall ever meeting a woman in the Army who couldn't find a guy. Every woman in uniform or off post appealed to sex starved soldiers no matter how they looked.

Same in the Marines. A WM once told me that she joined up to be around men 24/7 and have all the attention she could handle. Despite being positively frightening, she was married (on Okinawa) within a year of fleet deployment.

So much for serving her country...

I think her country served her

A fair amount of it any way.

[*Robert* 2]

Yep, but an airbrushed and shopped photo....Ever see her in the flesh? I did (in street clothes). Believe me, nothing "special" at all......

They can't be "perfect" 24/7... who is?

I agree with Steven!

[JVKn'CVO 11]

With Angelina, I can't get past the fact that she stole someone's husband. That is very wrong, I don't care if you are in show bizz or whatever. To me, Angelina is ugly because she is ugly on the inside.

Jennifer on the other hand, is a good person.

Saludos,

Caro

[Chica Yeyé 41]

With Angelina, I can't get past the fact that she stole someone's husband. That is very wrong, I don't care if you are in show bizz or whatever. To me, Angelina is ugly because she is ugly on the inside.

Jennifer on the other hand, is a good person.

Saludos,

Caro

Caro, come on. No one STEALS a husband, that is very 19th Century discourse. Takes 2 to tango hermana.

Angelina is one of the world's most recognized philanthropists, a United Nations Ambassador for UNICEF; and donates millions to worthy causes.

####### has this Aniston beach-bum ever done for the world? not a damn thing. And her acting svkcs.

Depends on how we measure people "goodness" I guess. Let's agree to disagree.