December '08 Vermont K-1 Filers

[BonoBGood 0]

Hmmm - Monday is almost over and Igor's list hasn't seen a single update.....?

I think VSC needs to exercise some moderation on the weekends! Below is a picture of VSC's top adjudicator on his way into work this morning.... Someone get that dude an Advil and cup of coffee STAT!

[flicker 5]

Hmmm - Monday is almost over and Igor's list hasn't seen a single update.....?

I think VSC needs to exercise some moderation on the weekends! Below is a picture of VSC's top adjudicator on his way into work this morning.... Someone get that dude an Advil and cup of coffee STAT!

[Avalar 0]

Too much...sides..hurting.....

[JIM & A.D. 0]

Lets keep it going everyone. Anything fun, a group game, a riddle, funny picture, a joke..... to keep the days going and especially closer to our NOA2.

I'll like to share this email i got from a friend.

A few things kids have said about love are:

"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."

- Clare - age 5

"Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken."

- Elaine -age 5

"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."

- Mary Ann - age 4

“If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.”

Nikka - age 6

"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."

- Lauren - age 4

"Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."

- Mark - age 6

“Love is when my mummy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.”

Danny - age 7

“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.

My Mummy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.”

Emily - age 8

“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.”

Chrissie - age 6

"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."

- Jessica - age 8

[BonoBGood 0]

Lets keep it going everyone. Anything fun, a group game, a riddle, funny picture, a joke..... to keep the days going and especially closer to our NOA2.

I'll like to share this email i got from a friend.

A few things kids have said about love are:

"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."

- Clare - age 5

"Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken."

- Elaine -age 5

"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."

- Mary Ann - age 4

“If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.”

Nikka - age 6

"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."

- Lauren - age 4

"Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."

- Mark - age 6

“Love is when my mummy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.”

Danny - age 7

“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more.

My Mummy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.”

Emily - age 8

“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.”

Chrissie - age 6

"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."

- Jessica - age 8

Haha - I love those kinds of things! Thanks for sharing, Jim & A.D. I think you're right, though. We should open this forum up to anything that will help this time pass, whether its informative towards the process or an irreverent distraction to help break the stress! Good stuff!

I really love that one above from Mary Ann, about the puppy. Cute!

[Kwagga 0]

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade.

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:

" Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River called Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a

Dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly,and they're overpriced.

So, whatcha' doing when you get there?"

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.

Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."

"Oh, really! What'd he say ?"

He said: "Where'd you get the shitty hairdo?"

[BonoBGood 0]

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade.

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:

" Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River called Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a

Dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly,and they're overpriced.

So, whatcha' doing when you get there?"

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.

Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."

"Oh, really! What'd he say ?"

He said: "Where'd you get the shitty hairdo?"

LOL!!

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AHAHAHA

You guys are too much!

[JIM & A.D. 0]

that's a good one BL2B. Serves her right.

[2gathawestand 0]

Thanks so much for sharing, now I understand why no work is getting done. That was a great laugh for the day.

Hmmm - Monday is almost over and Igor's list hasn't seen a single update.....?

I think VSC needs to exercise some moderation on the weekends! Below is a picture of VSC's top adjudicator on his way into work this morning.... Someone get that dude an Advil and cup of coffee STAT!

[yasser989 0]

here are a couple of em!!!!tell me which you liked best, no more than two...

<1>

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talking abouta sexa? Imma justa tellun my frienda how to spella "Mississippi"!

<2>

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, ''Can I help you?''

''Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines.''

<3>

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her that all she had to was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out. After 15 minutes of this, the blonde's blonde friend came over and asked what she was doing.

"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."

"Duh. You have to roll up the windows first!"

<4>

Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady came over and said. "Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?"

"My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny.

"Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?" the old lady retorted.

"No, said Johnny, but he minded his own freakin' business."

<5>

The sky was dark

The moon was high

We were alone

Just she and I

Her hair was brown

Her eyes were too

I knew just what

She wanted to do

So with my courage

I did my best

And placed my hand

Upon her breast

I trembled and shook

And felt her heart

Slowly she spread

Her legs apart

I knew she was ready

But I didn't know how

It was my first try

At milking a cow

my favorite were 4 and 5, out of these...please tell us yours...

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<4>

Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady came over and said. "Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?"

"My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny.

"Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?" the old lady retorted.

"No, said Johnny, but he minded his own freakin' business."

<5>

The sky was dark

The moon was high

We were alone

Just she and I

Her hair was brown

Her eyes were too

I knew just what

She wanted to do

So with my courage

I did my best

And placed my hand

Upon her breast

I trembled and shook

And felt her heart

Slowly she spread

Her legs apart

I knew she was ready

But I didn't know how

It was my first try

At milking a cow

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

4 & 5 but 5 was the best!

[BonoBGood 0]

Three approvals yesterday.... Three more (so far) today....

Looks like Vermont is blowing the dust off its gears. Lets see what this juggernaut can do!!

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Fingers crossed.

[yasser989 0]

niceeeeeee hopefully well start getting approvals soon, hopefully lets hope/pray/wish etc...