drunk driver was masturbating while driving when he killed 2 people

[Amby 490]

He said: "His attempts to contact the agency and the finding of him with an erect ####### out of his trousers indicates that he was sexually excited and clearly handling his ####### whilst he was driving and at the time of the collision."

You would think the dang thing would've gone limp after the impact ¿no? If not, that's one sick #######.

Diana

unless the impact is what sexually excited him

either way I think sick ####### is the correct term

Good point. But seeing that he's 32, it didn't even cross my mind.

Diana

Diana did you miss the story about my 14yr old stepbrother taking viagra?

[Chica Yeyé 41]

He said: "His attempts to contact the agency and the finding of him with an erect ####### out of his trousers indicates that he was sexually excited and clearly handling his ####### whilst he was driving and at the time of the collision."

You would think the dang thing would've gone limp after the impact ¿no? If not, that's one sick #######.

Diana

Diana!! #######!!! you almost made me spill my coffee

[Mononoke28 135]

Diana did you miss the story about my 14yr old stepbrother taking viagra?

Oh boy, yes I totally missed it. I don't even want to imagine what viagra did to a raging hormonal 14 year-old.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Diana did you miss the story about my 14yr old stepbrother taking viagra?

Oh boy, yes I totally missed it. I don't even want to imagine what viagra did to a raging hormonal 14 year-old.

I envision bad, bad things.....

[Mononoke28 135]

I can only picture him as the Looney Tunes Tasmanian Devil chasing after anything that moved.

Diana

[Amby 490]

I'll PM you both the story

[mawilson 2,133]

Very sad.

If only he had chosen to whack off in the back of a cab, the 2 victims would still be alive.

But all his babies would have died on the face of the cab driver.

[Amby 490]

Very sad.

If only he had chosen to whack off in the back of a cab, the 2 victims would still be alive.

But all his babies would have died on the face of the cab driver.

OMG

I just spilled soy sauce all over me from laughing so hard.

:rofl: