Jizz in my Pants

[MissStacey 1]

Did anyone see this on SNL last night?

I like this one better that D*ck in a Box.

[Dr. Obvious 49]

I dunno, I still think I like "Iran So Far Away" the best.

[Sprailenes 47]

I luff it!

[peejay 327]

I dunno, I still think I like "Iran So Far Away" the best.

Too many clips in the link. Kind of sounds like you are refering to the old 1970's song by A Flock of Seagulls called "I Ran". It would be a good fit in a pun about Iran.

[Dr. Obvious 49]

I am not sure why it is not working for you. It takes me straight to the video. I have to correct myself, the name of the song was just "Iran So Far". It is not based on the 80s song. The lyrics are genius.

I remember when it started, saw you on the news

you were hating gays, I was eating food

but I was feeling you, and even though I disagreed with almost everything you said

you aint wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me

Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me

Mahmoud make my heart beat right out of my chest

my mind says no but my body says yes

Nuclear threat, the only threat I see

is the threat of you not coming home with me.

Our love for each other’s like when atoms collide

Can’t express how I feel

Ay yo Adam let’s ride

And Iran, Iran so far away

is your home, but in my heart you’ll stay

He ran, for the president of Iran

we ran together to a tropical island

my man, Mahmoud is known for rilin’

smiling, if he can still do it then I can

they call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval

you can play the Jews I can be your Jim Caviezel

S&M, nestlin’ when we’re wrestlin’

You can be the port that I park my vessel in

So I try to mute the tv but you can still see me

with your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs

And your hairy butt…

Yeah.

And Iran, Iran so far away

come home, and in my arms you’ll stay

Used to look at the stars and dream

round the world same stars were seen

And a twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud.

Talk smooth to me, without a tie

your pants high waisted, damn so fly.

We can take a trip to the animal zoo

and laugh at all the funny things that animals do

Like Eugene (Levy) you got me straight trippin’ boo

hope you look in my eyes and say I’m trippin’ too

you say Iran don’t have the bomb but they already do

you should know by now, it’s you.

And Iran, Iran so far away

is your home, but in my heart you’ll stay

You crazy for this one Mahmoud

you can deny the holocaust all you want

but you can’t deny that there’s something between us

I know you say there’s no gays in Iran

but you’re in New York now baby

it’s time to stop hiding,

and start living

[amiquechu 0]

http://www.videosift.com/video/Saturday-Ni...ve-Cork-Soakers Edited December 8, 2008 by SKTEAMO

[Marilyn. 340]

this one is funny...lol

http://www.hulu.com/watch/1397/saturday-ni...nday#s-p1-st-i2