How do you keep romance?

[Fuzzified 0]

What you do is get 11 roses and 1 fake rose. tell her you'll love her untill the last one dies...

Major Brownie points B)

[Brad and Vika 129]

What you do is get 11 roses and 1 fake rose. tell her you'll love her untill the last one dies...

Major Brownie points B)

Great idea

[slim 1,523]

What you do is get 11 roses and 1 fake rose. tell her you'll love her untill the last one dies...

Major Brownie points B)

Your women actually fall for that kind of stuff?

My wife would laugh in my face and come up with some big story about the fake rose never being alive, so therefore incapable of dying and thusly, once the "live" roses die, my love is dead for her then. But, probably it's not really love anyway because I'm so cheap I only try save money for buy 11 roses and one not real. You stupid man.

So, back to the helicopter. If my rotor ever falls off, I'm doomed!

[KGSodie 0]

Here's the link to the delivered flowers, again for comparative purposes against the florist's web sites.

[mox 298]

My wife would laugh in my face and come up with some big story about the fake rose never being alive, so therefore incapable of dying and thusly, once the "live" roses die, my love is dead for her then. But, probably it's not really love anyway because I'm so cheap I only try save money for buy 11 roses and one not real. You stupid man.

So, back to the helicopter. If my rotor ever falls off, I'm doomed!

Or, god forbid, it is "removed from service." I guess, try to keep her happy is what I'm sayin' here. You don't want to be grounded before your normal service end-of-life.

Here's the link to the delivered flowers, again for comparative purposes against the florist's web sites.

Awwwwwwwwwww.

Here's a link I just Googled about flowers, colors, and customs. There are probably better links out there, but this one seems to cover the basics. I suspect the colors retain less significance as you get towards the larger cities, but I could be wrong.

[Brad and Vika 129]

My wife would laugh in my face and come up with some big story about the fake rose never being alive, so therefore incapable of dying and thusly, once the "live" roses die, my love is dead for her then. But, probably it's not really love anyway because I'm so cheap I only try save money for buy 11 roses and one not real. You stupid man.

So, back to the helicopter. If my rotor ever falls off, I'm doomed!

Or, god forbid, it is "removed from service." I guess, try to keep her happy is what I'm sayin' here. You don't want to be grounded before your normal service end-of-life.

Here's the link to the delivered flowers, again for comparative purposes against the florist's web sites.

Awwwwwwwwwww.

Here's a link I just Googled about flowers, colors, and customs. There are probably better links out there, but this one seems to cover the basics. I suspect the colors retain less significance as you get towards the larger cities, but I could be wrong.

AHA! As I recalled (almost). Yellow roses bad.... any other color good!

[slim 1,523]

Or, god forbid, it is "removed from service." I guess, try to keep her happy is what I'm sayin' here. You don't want to be grounded before your normal service end-of-life.

I try to keep it serviced every day. A well-oiled machine...... I try to log as many "maintenance" hours as possible. I figure the more it's in service, the better it'll function down the road. Without my helicopter, I'm going nowhere fast!

[Fuzzified 0]

Yea it is a little corny, but when your girl is all "sex and the city/the notebook" drippy eye romance, that little trick parallels something like actually caring about the love story in the Titanic to them. eh

but you can't bring the 11 rose one out on some random wednesday or whatever. gotta wait till she's steaming mad at you, then pull it. if she doesn't break immediately, she will (personal experiance only, try at your own risk)

And slim, maybe you should do the helicopter with the 11 roses. in fact, not to steal your thunder, I might just go for that one.

[slim 1,523]

And slim, maybe you should do the helicopter with the 11 roses. in fact, not to steal your thunder, I might just go for that one.

Now that is a GREAT idea! Maybe a rose or two in the teeth, five in each hand, and the helicopter just whirling around! A candle in the background, some scented massage oils, light jazz....... I think I just figured out what to get my wife for our anniversary! Thanks, Fuzzified!

[mox 298]

And slim, maybe you should do the helicopter with the 11 roses. in fact, not to steal your thunder, I might just go for that one.

Now that is a GREAT idea! Maybe a rose or two in the teeth, five in each hand, and the helicopter just whirling around! A candle in the background, some scented massage oils, light jazz....... I think I just figured out what to get my wife for our anniversary! Thanks, Fuzzified!

Waaaaay too much imagery...I need to go poke out my mind's eye now...

[Fuzzified 0]

Hey, glad to help.

If you've got it flaunt it. Us men have to be proud of what we have, mostly because we are aparently cognitively inferior and are only good for making a paycheck and plumbing the toilet.

Ira has only been in the country a week and a half and my "Honey-do" list is a mile long.

so mox I'd say do the helicopter, the elvis, and the robot.

[slim 1,523]

so mox I'd say do the helicopter, the elvis, and the robot.

I concur.

[mox 298]

so mox I'd say do the helicopter, the elvis, and the robot.

I concur.

So what I'm hearing is that if I could pull all 3 of these off at the same time, she'd worship me as a man-God. What the hey, it's got to be better than my current Irish Step Dance method.

[slim 1,523]

I can do a pretty good "worm" as well. (Dancing of course, if we were talking about other stuff, it'd be more like a boa or python or something else that's both cylindrical and GINORMOUS.)

In all seriousness, my ol' Russian girlfriend, before my wife, she used to call me "slonik" and my wife was saying something the other day about "hubbit." Those aren't references to my weight.....

[Kotenochek 0]

I can do a pretty good "worm" as well. (Dancing of course, if we were talking about other stuff, it'd be more like a boa or python or something else that's both cylindrical and GINORMOUS.)

In all seriousness, my ol' Russian girlfriend, before my wife, she used to call me "slonik" and my wife was saying something the other day about "hubbit." Those aren't references to my weight.....

You Guys are so funny:)))My husband buys me roses pretty often,I nearly always have fresh ones:)From my side i do a lot of private "halloween"parties,where for example yesterday i was a "maid"lol

Well if i get what i want why not give my "Master"lol what he wishes:))))