Dating 101: Will Your Guy Cheat on You?

[Ban Hammer 13,651]

Yes, because we all KNOW Cosmopolitan is an intelligent well researched publication in human psychology

What a load of stereotypical bullsh1t. It does not make guys any favors; just perpetuates stupid ideas about them. I have such a dislike for these "women magazines" - they keep exploiting women (look 20 pounds lighter, shave, wear uncomfortable shoes, make him want you) and men. Cr@p.

I'm talking about this one.

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? Do you have a graduate degree in Women Studies? Have you written journal articles about women and media? Lectured in two countries about it? Presented conference papers on the topic Hmmm... didn't think so.

And if you had any inkling on what I look like, you would be even more careful. You are embarrassing yourself. Keep at it, please

Yeah, I'm sure you're a freakin Nobel prize winning supermodel.

What's the matter honey? Can't handle a little nastiness when it's thrown back at you?

Oh please...I'm tired of you telling me how gorgeous you are. If you really are, then post a picture, or better yet, be secure for once and stop bringing it up.

DO NOT CALL ME HONEY. I guess that is what your purchased husband calls you, but it doesn't play with me, woman. For a presumed "doctoral candidate" you speak like a veggie market attendant.

I did not say I am gorgeous, I was making fun of your imagined idea of yourself -but evidently my irony flies over your head with surprising velocity.

Sweet. My friends know exactly what I look like. AND you are looking like an idiot - A fat, bleached-haired idiot in her second marriage.

Consider yourself reported and ignored. Now, go have a donut.

this thread is ripe for a timeout.

personally, i blame aj.

[Bootylicious!! 2]

Yep, it's all AJ's fault. It always is.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Hypnotism and laced Cool Whip, suckas! *

* effective way to hold on to your man's cheatin' heart

[notime4haterz 0]

Yes, because we all KNOW Cosmopolitan is an intelligent well researched publication in human psychology

What a load of stereotypical bullsh1t. It does not make guys any favors; just perpetuates stupid ideas about them. I have such a dislike for these "women magazines" - they keep exploiting women (look 20 pounds lighter, shave, wear uncomfortable shoes, make him want you) and men. Cr@p.

I'm talking about this one.

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? Do you have a graduate degree in Women Studies? Have you written journal articles about women and media? Lectured in two countries about it? Presented conference papers on the topic Hmmm... didn't think so.

And if you had any inkling on what I look like, you would be even more careful. You are embarrassing yourself. Keep at it, please

Yeah, I'm sure you're a freakin Nobel prize winning supermodel.

What's the matter honey? Can't handle a little nastiness when it's thrown back at you?

Oh please...I'm tired of you telling me how gorgeous you are. If you really are, then post a picture, or better yet, be secure for once and stop bringing it up.

DO NOT CALL ME HONEY. I guess that is what your purchased husband calls you, but it doesn't play with me, woman. For a presumed "doctoral candidate" you speak like a veggie market attendant.

I did not say I am gorgeous, I was making fun of your imagined idea of yourself -but evidently my irony flies over your head with surprising velocity.

Sweet. My friends know exactly what I look like. AND you are looking like an idiot - A fat, bleached-haired idiot in her second marriage.

Consider yourself reported and ignored. Now, go have a donut.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I'm sorry, but for someone to get so easily angered... Yeah, you don't have issues!

I'll have my donut...you on the other hand sound like you need a hot dog!

[Ban Hammer 13,651]

I'll have my donut...you on the other hand sound like you need a hot dog!

is len at a baseball game?

[Bootylicious!! 2]

I'll have my donut...you on the other hand sound like you need a hot dog!

is len at a baseball game?

Na, I don't think so. I'm not sure how a hot dog fits in here. Or a donut for that matter. They both just make your @ss even fatter than it already is.

[notime4haterz 0]

I'll have my donut...you on the other hand sound like you need a hot dog!

is len at a baseball game?

Metaphor for some other long, meaty thing that she's obviously not getting regularly enough or she wouldn't be so bi*chy all the time.

[Ban Hammer 13,651]

I'll have my donut...you on the other hand sound like you need a hot dog!

is len at a baseball game?

Metaphor for some other long, meaty thing that she's obviously not getting regularly enough or she wouldn't be so bi*chy all the time.

oooo you are so gonna get it now.

she's latina, her husband is a redhead, i doubt that's really an issue between them.

[Bootylicious!! 2]

I'll have my donut...you on the other hand sound like you need a hot dog!

is len at a baseball game?

Metaphor for some other long, meaty thing that she's obviously not getting regularly enough or she wouldn't be so bi*chy all the time.

oooo you are so gonna get it now.

she's latina, her husband is a redhead, i doubt that's really an issue between them.

My thoughts exactly. Apparently someone has never heard that old saying about Latino lovers. It holds true.

[mox 298]

All this hostility...alright ladies fine, I hear you loud and clear. So from now on...plenty of mox to go around, ok? Peace and Giggity!

[notime4haterz 0]

Oh, I don't care. If I get kicked off the forum...it's definitely not the end of the world.

Latino lovers...

How about Arabian stallions? I'm thinking they can hold their own pretty damn good.

They both just make your @ss even fatter than it already is.

I'm sorry, was this directed at me? Or are you talking in general?

[Nessa 23]

she's latina, her husband is a redhead, i doubt that's really an issue between them.

so that means that if u were redhead i'd be getting it more?

[Bootylicious!! 2]

Oh, I don't care. If I get kicked off the forum...it's definitely not the end of the world.

Latino lovers...

How about Arabian stallions? I'm thinking they can hold their own pretty damn good.

They both just make your @ss even fatter than it already is.

I'm sorry, was this directed at me? Or are you talking in general?

You take it however you'd like to take it. You're good at taking things and running with them. Go on, see what you can do with that one.

Arabian stallions! :lol: :lol:

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I'll have my donut...you on the other hand sound like you need a hot dog!

is len at a baseball game?

Metaphor for some other long, meaty thing that she's obviously not getting regularly enough or she wouldn't be so bi*chy all the time.

oooo you are so gonna get it now.

she's latina, her husband is a redhead, i doubt that's really an issue between them.

My thoughts exactly. Apparently someone has never heard that old saying about Latino lovers. It holds true.

Hey hermana, what can I tell you...

I hereby decide not to argue with

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she's latina, her husband is a redhead, i doubt that's really an issue between them.

so that means that if u were redhead i'd be getting it more?

ouch.