Food for Thought

[Islandwoman 0]

Ahhhh....nice to have you back writing Jawi. This is going to be fun!!

[luvtravlin 0]

OMG..U GUYS R HILARIOUS !!! I HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTERED THESE..BUT I'VE HEARD ENOUGH STORIES AND KNOW DEM OFF DI BAT..

HOW ABOUT U NEVA MET NOT ONE A DEM FRENZ

HOW ABOUT EVERYBODY LOVE YUH..O KNOW NUTTIN BOUT YUH AND YUH CULTURE

"HOW MI NO HEAR FROM U BABES, WELL U KNOW DI LIGHT CUT OFF AN MI A STRESS, CAN I DO ANYTHING..NO MAN NO WORRY YUHSELF I DON'T FEEL COMFY, BUT DI WORK NAH GWAAN WID NUTTIN" ASKING BUT NOT REALLY ASKING...

These are great...heard them used several times !

How 'bout....

-psssssst, I'd like (or want) to get to know you

-psssssst, I like your style

-This old fart-driver guy at Beaches said to me when I was just there (walking with my son), hey girl I'd love to get to know someone as beautiful as you. I said, well let me ask my psycho husband....here he comes and he said, no suh....he look like he could kick mi ###! Me and my son just laughed...

[mrsladyd 0]

OK I will add my first encounter with some guy that worked at YS falls. We were on the tram thing going up to the falls and he sits right behind me and my friend and leans in real close puts his arm against mine that has a big tattoo on it and says "can I have one just like yours? Fluffy, I really like you. Tell me where you stay." So I tell hime on the beach in Negril. He claims to know absolutely nothing about Negril and that he don't know where the beach is. So I tell him "then you will have a real hard time finding me." To which his response is "but if you tell me where you are staying and what room I can have my friend drive me there!" I said " if you want to see me come to the beach. It isn't hard to find." As we were leaving he was yelling from the other tram as we passed by that he wanted my number. I blew him a kiss and waved bye!

First of all ladies, I was already offended that he had the NERVE to call me Fluffy!!! I about choked him out for that. But later, I asked my friend Maxine, a local, and she was so hysterical with laughter that I did not know it was a compliment. How was I to know.......

[clairern 0]

You guys gave me a belly full of laughter today. You guys always make my day and I come on here just so I can laugh.

Love you all

[JelloShotGirl 0]

4. If you dance more than two songs with the same Jamaican man at a dance, you are now considered his wifey by him and all of his friends. Sometimes, it doesn't even take you agreeing to dance with him, he just danced in the general vicinity of your butt for most of the night. You never knew he was in the crowd, until he follows you out and grabs your hand to escort you from the dance.

Don't tell me that there are only 4 flags....come on yaadies...I'm sure you have some "red flags" to post.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[^KK^ 3]

7. If you meet him in the club, and the next morning he is standing in front of your hotel as soon as you walk out the door.

Asking what took you so long to come out.

[Tosh Love 77]

4. If you dance more than two songs with the same Jamaican man at a dance, you are now considered his wifey by him and all of his friends. Sometimes, it doesn't even take you agreeing to dance with him, he just danced in the general vicinity of your butt for most of the night. You never knew he was in the crowd, until he follows you out and grabs your hand to escort you from the dance.

Don't tell me that there are only 4 flags....come on yaadies...I'm sure you have some "red flags" to post.

This is not necessarily a Red Flag, but it was one of the better lines I have heard. It was two weeks ago. The gentleman works for the Jimmy Buffet Margarittaville at MOBay Airport. He came up to me and whispered "If I was single, I would kiss that sexy lips of yours right now." Something about that just caught me off guard. I know, I am easy, it does not take much, but that was my latest one. I like corny lines. I was giggling like a school girl:jest:

Edited November 26, 2008 by Shaunsgal

[jawi876 2]

4. If you dance more than two songs with the same Jamaican man at a dance, you are now considered his wifey by him and all of his friends. Sometimes, it doesn't even take you agreeing to dance with him, he just danced in the general vicinity of your butt for most of the night. You never knew he was in the crowd, until he follows you out and grabs your hand to escort you from the dance.

Don't tell me that there are only 4 flags....come on yaadies...I'm sure you have some "red flags" to post.

This is not necessarily a Red Flag, but it was one of the better lines I have heard. It was two weeks ago. The gentleman works for the Jimmy Buffet Margarittaville at MOBay Airport. He came up to me and whispered "If I was single, I would kiss that sexy lips of yours right now." Something about that just caught me off guard. I know, I am easy, it does not take much, but that was my latest one. I like corny lines. I was giggling like a school girl:jest:

LOL Shaunsgal. You look like you are just 13 in your avatar. I think I deviated from my own topic...waaaaaaiiieeee

[SerenitysPhoenix 0]

8. You walk through your front door exhausted from the airplane ride, your phone rings:

You: Hello?

Him: Hi babes.

You: Oh Hi Mike.

Him: I just wanted to make sure you made it home safely sweetness.

You: Oh that was thoughtful Mike. Actually, I just got in.

Him: Yeah. I couldn't stop thinking about you Stacy. I look out of the ocean/stars (depending on the time of the call), and think about your sexy smile/walk/laugh/body.

You: Stacy? I'm Tamika.

Okay really... this happened to me at a club in Buckhead, in New Jersey, and in Chicago, minus the patois and = northern, southern, mid-western accents Matter of fact I've experience almost the entire red flag list from Jamaica to New York.... I'm noticing a national trend here ;-). But at least they did remember my name

I'm thinking there's a secret black book somewhere that they must read and study from. "How to pick up a woman not from around here" By........ Disclaimer: "Share it and DIE"

Since this post went up they are diligently changing the "how to approach her" chapter, version 10, it will be out for distribution this Christmas (order by Dec. 17 for Christmas delivery)

[Tosh Love 77]

Hi Everyone, Please enlighten me. What does it mean that "i'm only 13 in my avatar?" Did I do something wrong? I am relatively new on this blogging thing.

[Tosh Love 77]

Nevermind! Called my brother and figured it out. You meant my picture (don't laugh too much, my brother sure did). Anyway that's my daughter's photo. Her name is Jahni, she will be 13 on Christmas Eve. She loves the camera and I cringe at the sight of one.

Edited November 28, 2008 by Shaunsgal

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Shaun...i thought the same thing Jawi did..but then i was like there is no way thts her and yes i'm laugin with ur b brother

[jawi876 2]

Hi Everyone, Please enlighten me. What does it mean that "i'm only 13 in my avatar?" Did I do something wrong? I am relatively new on this blogging thing.

Oh I'm so sorry Shaunsgal! I thought it was a picture of you...and I was complimenting you on looking so young. I didn't mean anything bad at all. LOL

Nevermind! Called my brother and figured it out. You meant my picture (don't laugh too much, my brother sure did). Anyway that's my daughter's photo. Her name is Jahni, she will be 13 on Christmas Eve. She loves the camera and I cringe at the sight of one.

See I was right about the age then. LOL...

[Islandwoman 0]

Nevermind! Called my brother and figured it out. You meant my picture (don't laugh too much, my brother sure did). Anyway that's my daughter's photo. Her name is Jahni, she will be 13 on Christmas Eve. She loves the camera and I cringe at the sight of one.

Woooieee Jawi - you hit the nail on the head with that one!!!! Good age guessing.

We don't laugh at you Shaunsgal...

[Tosh Love 77]

Hi Guys. My SO knows I like corny lines so he constantly texts them to me. This is the latest one. We are both addicted to television and have it on 24-7. He just told me that he no longer turns on the television, but has my picture taped on the screen because he would much rather watch me than watch television. I am melting right now! I would give him a kidney if he asked for it. lol