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Hello, yes, uh U.S. Government, I would like a bailout of 30,000-40,000 in Federal Student Loans

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Yes, bail out all use student loan slaves. When we have all that extra income, we'll be able to buy things and stimulate the economy! Imagine the stimulation from millions of people free from student loans!

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Dr. A ♥ O   203

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:dance: Yeah! Lets start a petition today! :dance:

Also I want my complete Social Security check now please in one final cut because I know I will never benefit from that failing program.

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i want my gas and mortgage taken care of.

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I will just take hard cold cash, bundles of twenties of unmarked bills. Needs to add up to at least one million :devil:

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Yeah, no kidding!

I was thinking, over the past 2 months, about what would happen if people could "slip in" their tiny loans and get them "bailed out".

Who would notice?

Hahaha!

Priorities!

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Heck I'd be willing to take on some bailout money for my loans as taxable income.

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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I'm still for a nation wide petition to have all federal government student loans from this point backwards put in the porky bailout packages!!! :thumbs:

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Please sign me up for the bailout ASAP pls! :thumbs:

Serve your country in uniform and you'll get your "bailout"......

Or DEATH! I already checked btw and the military offers no financial incentive for back pay of federal student loans already incurred. Now if I wanted to get a Masters Degree I may apply their GI Bill to that I think?

They only offer a sign up bonus which has to accumulate interest over the period of time that you are serving to receive the full bonus, and if you die in battle no one gets that bonus. Where does it go?

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Please sign me up for the bailout ASAP pls! :thumbs:

Serve your country in uniform and you'll get your "bailout"......

Or DEATH! I already checked btw and the military offers no financial incentive for back pay of federal student loans already incurred. Now if I wanted to get a Masters Degree I may apply their GI Bill to that I think?

They only offer a sign up bonus which has to accumulate interest over the period of time that you are serving to receive the full bonus, and if you die in battle no one gets that bonus. Where does it go?

Sign up and get free Prozzak!

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SpiritAlight edits due to extreme lack of typing abilities. :)

You will do foolish things.

Do them with enthusiasm!!

Don't just do something. Sit there.

K1: Flew to the U.S. of A. – January 9th, 2008 (HELLO CHI-TOWN!!! I'm here.)

Tied the knot (legal ceremony, part one) – January 26th, 2008 (kinda spontaneous)

AOS: Mailed V-Day; received February 15th, 2007 – phew!

I-485 application transferred to CSC – March 12th, 2008

Travel/Work approval notices via email – April 23rd, 2008

Green card/residency card: email notice of approval – August 28th, 2008 yippeeeee!!!

Funny-looking card arrives – September 6th, 2008 :)

Mailed request to remove conditions – July 7, 2010

Landed permanent resident approved – August 23rd, 2010

Second funny looking card arrives – August 31st, 2010

Over & out, Spirit

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