Hello, yes, uh U.S. Government, I would like a bailout of 30,000-40,000 in Federal Student Loans

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Please sign me up for the bailout ASAP pls!

Edited November 24, 2008 by Olivia*

[MichelleN 0]

Yes, bail out all use student loan slaves. When we have all that extra income, we'll be able to buy things and stimulate the economy! Imagine the stimulation from millions of people free from student loans!

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Yeah! Lets start a petition today!

Also I want my complete Social Security check now please in one final cut because I know I will never benefit from that failing program.

[Ban Hammer 13,643]

i want my gas and mortgage taken care of.

[SaadBell 0]

I will just take hard cold cash, bundles of twenties of unmarked bills. Needs to add up to at least one million

[SpiritAlight 1]

Yeah, no kidding!

I was thinking, over the past 2 months, about what would happen if people could "slip in" their tiny loans and get them "bailed out".

Who would notice?

Hahaha!

Priorities!

[HAL 9000 96]

Heck I'd be willing to take on some bailout money for my loans as taxable income.

[natty bumppo 297]

eliminate all my taxes .... let me keep all I make

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

I'm still for a nation wide petition to have all federal government student loans from this point backwards put in the porky bailout packages!!!

[Amby 490]

oh hmmmm...I need to think of something I want paid for...I'll be back later

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

LOLZ! Our economy depends on it!!

[kaydee457 13]

Please sign me up for the bailout ASAP pls!

Serve your country in uniform and you'll get your "bailout"......

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

Please sign me up for the bailout ASAP pls!

Serve your country in uniform and you'll get your "bailout"......

Or DEATH! I already checked btw and the military offers no financial incentive for back pay of federal student loans already incurred. Now if I wanted to get a Masters Degree I may apply their GI Bill to that I think?

They only offer a sign up bonus which has to accumulate interest over the period of time that you are serving to receive the full bonus, and if you die in battle no one gets that bonus. Where does it go?

Edited November 24, 2008 by Olivia*

[SpiritAlight 1]

Please sign me up for the bailout ASAP pls!

Serve your country in uniform and you'll get your "bailout"......

Or DEATH! I already checked btw and the military offers no financial incentive for back pay of federal student loans already incurred. Now if I wanted to get a Masters Degree I may apply their GI Bill to that I think?

They only offer a sign up bonus which has to accumulate interest over the period of time that you are serving to receive the full bonus, and if you die in battle no one gets that bonus. Where does it go?

Sign up and get free Prozzak!

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]