Michael Jackson has converted to Islam

[rclouse 0]

So much for the Jesus Juice.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Jesus juice sales will plummet.

[DanielParul 50]

LONDON: Pop singer Michael Jackson has converted to Islam and changed his name to Mikaeel.

The 50-year-old star, pledged his allegiance to the Koran in a ceremony at a friend's mansion in Los Angeles, the Sun reported.

Jackson sat on the floor wearing a tiny hat after an Imam was summoned to officiate -- days before the singer is due to appear at London's High Court where he is being sued by an Arab Sheik, the paper said.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Michael...how/3740517.cms

Yaah, like thats going to save him from He!!

[rocks 494]

LONDON: Pop singer Michael Jackson has converted to Islam and changed his name to Mikaeel.

The 50-year-old star, pledged his allegiance to the Koran in a ceremony at a friend's mansion in Los Angeles, the Sun reported.

Jackson sat on the floor wearing a tiny hat after an Imam was summoned to officiate -- days before the singer is due to appear at London's High Court where he is being sued by an Arab Sheik, the paper said.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Michael...how/3740517.cms

Yaah, like thats going to save him from He!!

indeed. nothing can save him. it is too late for him.

does anyone know if he is being forced to come to london now?

[IAMX 3,055]

Who cares.

[peejay 327]

The problem is...the Muslims don't want him nor will they claim him. Me thinks that Michael is S.o.L.

[Tsup2 0]

He can call his next album "Jihad".

[almaty 19]

?????

[LoriLawless 0]

LONDON: Pop singer Michael Jackson has converted to Islam and changed his name to Mikaeel.

The 50-year-old star, pledged his allegiance to the Koran in a ceremony at a friend's mansion in Los Angeles, the Sun reported.

Jackson sat on the floor wearing a tiny hat after an Imam was summoned to officiate -- days before the singer is due to appear at London's High Court where he is being sued by an Arab Sheik, the paper said.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Michael...how/3740517.cms

Yaah, like thats going to save him from He!!

indeed. nothing can save him. it is too late for him.

does anyone know if he is being forced to come to london now?

Last I heard he was not feeling well, and that a bandaid would clear up the problem?

[Saddle Bronc 124]

His "conversion" is only as genuine as that of Harilal Gandhi (oldest son of "father of Independent India"); indeed, the senior Gandhi was reported to have said "if he behaves better as a Muslim than he did as a Hindu, he's welcome" (which unfortunately did not sit well with Harilal's mum Kasturbai).

Harilal had been a drunkard (he died of cirrhosis) and a womaniser prior to his conversion.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

His "conversion" is only as genuine as that of Harilal Gandhi (oldest son of "father of Independent India"); indeed, the senior Gandhi was reported to have said "if he behaves better as a Muslim than he did as a Hindu, he's welcome" (which unfortunately did not sit well with Harilal's mum Kasturbai).

Harilal had been a drunkard (he died of cirrhosis) and a womaniser prior to his conversion.

And that concludes this Another Obscure Tidbit from Srini special.

[mawilson 2,133]

His "conversion" is only as genuine as that of Harilal Gandhi (oldest son of "father of Independent India"); indeed, the senior Gandhi was reported to have said "if he behaves better as a Muslim than he did as a Hindu, he's welcome" (which unfortunately did not sit well with Harilal's mum Kasturbai).

Harilal had been a drunkard (he died of cirrhosis) and a womaniser prior to his conversion.

And that concludes this Another Obscure Tidbit from Srini special.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

He can call his next album "Jihad".

Good grief...

[Ban Hammer 13,678]

His "conversion" is only as genuine as that of Harilal Gandhi (oldest son of "father of Independent India"); indeed, the senior Gandhi was reported to have said "if he behaves better as a Muslim than he did as a Hindu, he's welcome" (which unfortunately did not sit well with Harilal's mum Kasturbai).

Harilal had been a drunkard (he died of cirrhosis) and a womaniser prior to his conversion.

And that concludes this Another Obscure Tidbit from Srini special.

and this one didn't require me asking you for a translation!

[Amby 490]

He can call his next album "Jihad".

Good grief...

steven your new siggy still makes me want to puke