smoker's thread...also, can be non healthy life-style

[Amby 490]

ok I want to remind you I hate smokers who smoke around me. as long as I don't have to smell it then we can be friends. I love you guys! group hug with my real (not fake) teats.

[alienlovechild 75]

You're just blowing smoke.

SMOKE is a dude. ####### u think this is some kinda ** marriage site? Freak!

SMOKE and the word "drag" used on the same line?

"You're just blowing smoke. You won't do squat in the face of crowd of pissed off smokers who haven't had a drag in the last 30 minutes. "

this should be an interesting explanation

For those you clearly attuned to gayspeak and probably cross dressers at the very least, you forgot to add the following loaded phrases to your limited vocabularies in the current joke nexus:

butt

azztrays

Marlboro Man was gay.

suck ash/suck azz

Now swish yourselves outside for a smoke and taunt some Mormon non-smokers (aren't they all?). It's a twofer.

How could I forget one for our British posters? Don't forget to smoke a "**".

Edited November 21, 2008 by alienlovechild

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

[natty bumppo 297]

You're just blowing smoke.

SMOKE is a dude. ####### u think this is some kinda ** marriage site? Freak!

SMOKE and the word "drag" used on the same line?

"You're just blowing smoke. You won't do squat in the face of crowd of pissed off smokers who haven't had a drag in the last 30 minutes. "

this should be an interesting explanation

For those you clearly attuned to gayspeak and probably cross dressers at the very least, you forgot to add the following loaded phrases to your limited vocabularies in the current joke nexus:

butt

azztrays

Marlboro Man was gay.

suck ash/suck azz

Now swish yourselves outside for a smoke and taunt some Mormon non-smokers (aren't they all?). It's a twofer.

How could I forget one for our British posters? Don't forget to smoke a "**".

wow ... all that from SMOKE being the butt of a joke ....

Edited November 21, 2008 by Natty Bumppo

[Amby 490]

I'll smoke a **. Maybe I can turn him straight.

[LoriLawless 0]

[almaty 19]

All I ask is that if you're a smoker you wear a bell around your neck so when you're coming I know and can put on my gas mask

facist

I'll smoke a **. Maybe I can turn him straight.

hmmm..

[Chica Yeyé 41]

bump

After a nice laughing + pwn session in OT, this woman deserves a liberal academic ciggie. Ciao!

[Welshcookie 17]

My hubby has at least 500 cigars, I am surrounded here by humidors ...of course he gave away all his Cubans to my brother before we left England......but he damn well tried to get through as many as possible

[SpiritAlight 1]

Hey dear Almaty, you did not comment on my thesis (post).

Just wondering if you took the time to read my loving response being you invited me in here.

No biggie, if you didn't read it, don't feel like reading it, or was totally disinterested in my dissertation, I was just curious...

Hee, hee.

As far as vices are concerned, I have some doozies!

Oh behave!!!

You're just blowing smoke.

SMOKE is a dude. ####### u think this is some kinda ** marriage site? Freak!

SMOKE and the word "drag" used on the same line?

"You're just blowing smoke. You won't do squat in the face of crowd of pissed off smokers who haven't had a drag in the last 30 minutes. "

this should be an interesting explanation

For those you clearly attuned to gayspeak and probably cross dressers at the very least, you forgot to add the following loaded phrases to your limited vocabularies in the current joke nexus:

butt

azztrays

Marlboro Man was gay.

suck ash/suck azz

Now swish yourselves outside for a smoke and taunt some Mormon non-smokers (aren't they all?). It's a twofer.

How could I forget one for our British posters? Don't forget to smoke a "**".

wow ... all that from SMOKE being the butt of a joke ....

I'll smoke a **. Maybe I can turn him straight.

:lol:

My hubby has at least 500 cigars, I am surrounded here by humidors ...of course he gave away all his Cubans to my brother before we left England......but he damn well tried to get through as many as possible

Sweet lordy lorrrrrdy.

Bleh!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Brother, you know I smoke de pipe. Actually, I recently got a bad case of bronchitis which is giving me the fits....terrible persistent cough. A very kind friend of mine gave to me one of his pipes last year around this time, along with pipe cleaners and some really great tobacco. Regretfully, I have not partaken to smoking the pipe because of the baby and right now, I think my lungs would go on an oxygen strike if I dared to light it up. Maybe in a few weeks, after I've fully recovered from bronchitis. My lungs aren't in the best shape as it is - have asthma and I commute into LA and back all week in a car that has no working A/C, so I'm driving with my windows rolled down.

......

I don't care who ya are - Marlboro Lights give off the stinkiest chemical nasty-### smell I've ever known. I don't know how a smoker could actually enjoy that sh!t. Now there's some good smelling tobacco - usually from self-rolled cigarettes, cigars and pipe tobacco, but most cigarettes smell like minature chemical factories....and ironically...it turns out they are. F##k that chemical sh!t...if you're gonna smoke....smoke natural tobacco!

Edited November 22, 2008 by Mister Fancypants

[PlatyPius 5]

Edit: Some people spend leisure time outside away from their house. It isn't illegal anywhere here, in most places, to walk down the street and smoke, or attend a parade and smoke, etc. That's why I don't simply count leisure time as being at home.

It's illegal in Bloomington Indiana.

You can't smoke in any business establishment in my town, including bars.

Own house and car are the only places left.

[PlatyPius 5]

That being said...

I started smoking at 18. I stopped on my 40th birthday, back in July. I've been on Commit "Cigarette Candy" ever since. I quit for a week, but went back on the nicotine lozenges so I wouldn't go on a spree of mayhem and destruction. Mags wants me to start smoking again. Since I've stopped smoking, I've put on an ungodly amount of weight. The whole point of quitting was to get healthy. My lungs may be healthier, but I ain't.

I enjoy cycling, and it's much easier to ride a bike if you can breathe. However, it's also easier to ride a bicycle if you don't weigh as much as a Chevy Aveo. I'm kinda lost as to what to do. I've been more of a jerk than normal since quitting, I'm addicted to expensive nicotine lozenges, and I'll eat anything in the house that doesn't move.

Maybe I SHOULD start smoking again.....

[Jenn! 918]

That being said...

I started smoking at 18. I stopped on my 40th birthday, back in July. I've been on Commit "Cigarette Candy" ever since. I quit for a week, but went back on the nicotine lozenges so I wouldn't go on a spree of mayhem and destruction. Mags wants me to start smoking again. Since I've stopped smoking, I've put on an ungodly amount of weight. The whole point of quitting was to get healthy. My lungs may be healthier, but I ain't.

I enjoy cycling, and it's much easier to ride a bike if you can breathe. However, it's also easier to ride a bicycle if you don't weigh as much as a Chevy Aveo. I'm kinda lost as to what to do. I've been more of a jerk than normal since quitting, I'm addicted to expensive nicotine lozenges, and I'll eat anything in the house that doesn't move.

Maybe I SHOULD start smoking again.....

Well, this is coming out of my azz, but I would think that smoking 5 cigarettes a day, and being able to ride a bike and stay within a healthy weight range is much better than not smoking, being an unhealthy weight and a miserable #######.

[natty bumppo 297]

That being said...

I started smoking at 18. I stopped on my 40th birthday, back in July. I've been on Commit "Cigarette Candy" ever since. I quit for a week, but went back on the nicotine lozenges so I wouldn't go on a spree of mayhem and destruction. Mags wants me to start smoking again. Since I've stopped smoking, I've put on an ungodly amount of weight. The whole point of quitting was to get healthy. My lungs may be healthier, but I ain't.

I enjoy cycling, and it's much easier to ride a bike if you can breathe. However, it's also easier to ride a bicycle if you don't weigh as much as a Chevy Aveo. I'm kinda lost as to what to do. I've been more of a jerk than normal since quitting, I'm addicted to expensive nicotine lozenges, and I'll eat anything in the house that doesn't move.

Maybe I SHOULD start smoking again.....

wanna get into a weight loss competition? since I moved to Houston ... well I now have a closet full of nice clothes that no longer fit and my bicycle is about to file for a divorce ... charge is non-performance ....