Gulag Fantasy Camp

[Brad and Vika 129]

Burka and porn are to words that should NEVER appear in the same sentence. And you guys are going to get this thread moved..... just keep it up. I'm not sure what the limit is, but I am pretty sure that if we say burka enough times one of our well intentioned mods will put the thread in MENA.

Edited November 27, 2008 by Brad and Vika

[slim 1,514]

but I am pretty sure that if we say burka enough times one of our well intentioned mods will put the thread in MENA.

Or our well intentioned government will move us to Cuba.

[Brad and Vika 129]

but I am pretty sure that if we say burka enough times one of our well intentioned mods will put the thread in MENA.

Or our well intentioned government will move us to Cuba.

How terrible! How will all the sexy Latinas in Cuba do those alluring dance moves if they have to wear burkas all the time?

[mox 298]

For the record, I'm not upset at any of this, it just takes away from the sanctity of our Forum where we're usually free to talk about burkas and codewords for porn without having "outsiders" dropping in making accusations about us making our mail-order wives wear burkas while we watch porn. And, I'll take it a step further and say I love burka porn. T&A ROCKS! Toes and ankles. Toes and ankles.....

It's all good.

I guess you and I differ in one thing, that I welcome outsiders. Most of the outsider visitors we get have been friendly and even helpful, and I don't take offense when people truly want to join our silliness. And then there are those who criticize us or try to flex the power they (and usually only they) perceive they wield, and hey I love them too because there's nothing I love more than to slap around a moron until they go crying to a moderator over a fight they started. But as far as toe and ankle porn goes...bring it on I say!!

[slim 1,514]

I also think outsiders are welcome, just not welcome to come over here crying about how someone hurt their feelings in another forum. They should keep that ####### in the forum it happened. This forum is for burka porn!

[Brad and Vika 129]

I also think outsiders are welcome, just not welcome to come over here crying about how someone hurt their feelings in another forum. They should keep that ####### in the forum it happened. This forum is for burka porn!

I guess I still don't get the concept of burka porn. Maybe if you have an eye fetish?

[mox 298]

I guess I still don't get the concept of burka porn. Maybe if you have an eye fetish?

I think it's something you have to have been in the middle east for an extended period to get, which slim and I have. You literally go months without seeing a woman's face or figure. So when you're walking around downtown and just happen to catch the flash of an ankle...well, you take what you can get.

[slim 1,514]

After a few months of being there someone found a bootleg copy of an 80s movie where some chicks framed and then locked up in Turkish prison..... needless to say we watched that sucker just about every day. Prison Heat was the name of it I think.

Edited: Almost forgot - my second or third trip over there they started loaning out American DVDs at the morale center. Top rental - the Anna Kournikova workout video. There was like a two week wait just to get that puppy and then it was always late getting back in for some reason. Ah, those were the days. And yes, as mox said, whenever there was a flash of ankle and those smoky eyes...... wow! Just seeing a female figure in the distance was enough to make us all gather round an hoot and holler. Maybe my wife is right when she says I'm primitive. No argument there.

Edited November 29, 2008 by slim

[Ban Hammer 13,111]

After a few months of being there someone found a bootleg copy of an 80s movie where some chicks framed and then locked up in Turkish prison..... needless to say we watched that sucker just about every day. Prison Heat was the name of it I think.

sounds like this one:

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0107877/

[Brad and Vika 129]

After a few months of being there someone found a bootleg copy of an 80s movie where some chicks framed and then locked up in Turkish prison..... needless to say we watched that sucker just about every day. Prison Heat was the name of it I think.

sounds like this one:

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0107877/

Ah yes - a favorite in prisons and barracks everywhere, but not half as popular as that sweaty Kournikova!!

[slim 1,514]

93? I had no idea it was that modern. I would've thought it was from '73 with the grainy picture and horrible acting. But, now that I think about it, there was a lot of puffy hair.....

[Brad and Vika 129]

93? I had no idea it was that modern. I would've thought it was from '73 with the grainy picture and horrible acting. But, now that I think about it, there was a lot of puffy hair.....

Definitely a thinkin' man's film. Rated "two thumbs somewhere nasty" by critics everywhere.