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Rutty hasty-witted pignut!

I used to have Shakespearean Insult Day when I taught British Lit :)

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The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon!

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These are hilarious:

You are fat.

By my trowth, thou dost make the millstone seem as a feather what widst thy lard-bloated footfall!

You've got a big mouth.

In sooth, thy dank cavernous tooth-hole consumes all truth and reason!

You are ugly.

Thy vile canker-blossom'd countenance curdles milk and sours beer.

:rofl:

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i see the gaunlet has been tossed..

you are all a bunch of maggot-pie, malt-worm, moldwarp, spur-galled, tickle-brained, urchin-snouted clotpoles!

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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These are hilarious:

You are fat.

By my trowth, thou dost make the millstone seem as a feather what widst thy lard-bloated footfall!

You've got a big mouth.

In sooth, thy dank cavernous tooth-hole consumes all truth and reason!

You are ugly.

Thy vile canker-blossom'd countenance curdles milk and sours beer.

:rofl:

Diana

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i called brother dean a cokcsucker the other day, so I deserve it :P



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“I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

Oh, wait, that's Monty Python, not Shakespeare, my bad :P

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i called brother dean a cokcsucker the other day, so I deserve it :P

no problem, besides you are still my favorite brazilian!

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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almaty   19

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lol...i remember that

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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i called brother dean a cokcsucker the other day, so I deserve it :P

no problem, besides you are still my favorite brazilian!

How many is a brazillion?

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i called brother dean a cokcsucker the other day, so I deserve it :P

no problem, besides you are still my favorite brazilian!

How many is a brazillion?

bushsoldiersml0.jpg

:lol:

O.K., Charles is laughing at a Bush joke. Now I am convinced the Apocalypse is nigh.

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