shakespeare insults

[almaty 19]

you....ratsbane...

you....sheep-biting

you... swag-bellied

you....wagtail

you....hedge-pig (better, if said to a muslim or jew)

you....popinjay

wow, i feel better...so, all you whoresons and scurvy-valiant ..lets here what you got...unless you are too much of a fat-kidneyed

[chri'stina 190]

Sorry Dean. I, unlike you, wasn't around during that time so I don't have any good ones.

(come on, that was a good insult!!!)

[Jenn! 918]

Thou paunchy milk-livered strumpet!

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Edited November 19, 2008 by Jenn!

[almaty 19]

vj is full of bat-fowling boil-brained hasty-witted ill-nutured pox-marked joitheads...

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I feel unloved now

[almaty 19]

Sorry Dean. I, unlike you, wasn't around during that time so I don't have any good ones.

(come on, that was a good insult!!!)

oh sister stina...you onion-eyed dewberry ( you are too nice and sweet, so that is all i got)

[almaty 19]

I feel unloved now

hermana len..you harpy, flax-wench, fen-sucked hell-hated rump-fed knave

now, do you feel the love, sis?

[Jenn! 918]

Dean, you're such a spleeny urchin-snouted flap-dragon!

[chri'stina 190]

Sorry Dean. I, unlike you, wasn't around during that time so I don't have any good ones.

(come on, that was a good insult!!!)

oh sister stina...you onion-eyed dewberry ( you are too nice and sweet, so that is all i got)

thank you, Thou lumpish flap-mouthed baggage.

[Laura+Tom 2]

I bite my thumb at you sir *bites thumb*

[Chica Yeyé 41]

I feel unloved now

hermana len..you harpy, flax-wench, fen-sucked hell-hated rump-fed knave

now, do you feel the love, sis?

[almaty 19]

Dean, you're such a spleeny urchin-snouted flap-dragon!

sister jenn...you jolt-headed, brazen-faced, muddy-mettled, scale -sided rampallian.

I bite my thumb at you sir *bites thumb*

oh you, elf-skinned, dread-bolted, doghearted mannet.

[Laura+Tom 2]

Dean, you're such a spleeny urchin-snouted flap-dragon!

sister jenn...you jolt-headed, brazen-faced, muddy-mettled, scale -sided rampallian.

I bite my thumb at you sir *bites thumb*

oh you, elf-skinned, dread-bolted, doghearted mannet.

A wretched pulling fool, a whining mammet.

[almaty 19]

now you done it...you idle-headed, milk-livered, reeling-ripe, shard-boned miscreant.

[Teacher Mark 53]

Sorry Dean. I, unlike you, wasn't around during that time so I don't have any good ones.

(come on, that was a good insult!!!)

oh sister stina...you onion-eyed dewberry ( you are too nice and sweet, so that is all i got)