hitler really did only have one ball

[Amby 490]

A German army medic reportedly confirmed the truth to the British war time song - Hitler did have only one ball.

War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down, according to The Sun.

He tells how he saved a wounded Hitler during the First World War - and says he had lost a testicle. The priest's document has now come to light - 23 years after Johan's death.

The tyrant was mocked for years in a British song which claimed: "Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall. His mother, the dirty b****r, cut it off when he was small."

Jambor died aged 94 in 1985, but had told his secret to priest Franciszek Pawlar, who kept a note of their conversation.

Johan's friend Blassius Hanczuch confirmed the priest's account of how the medic saved Hitler's life. He said: "In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme.

"For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler. They called him the ?Screamer?. He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming ?help, help?.

?His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ?Will I be able to have children??.?

Blassius said that when the Nazis swept to power Johan began to suffer nightmares and blame himself for saving Hitler.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3091215.html?menu=

[rocks 494]

i read about this last night, quite interesting, especially this part...

"His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: 'Will I be able to have children?'."

[Chica Yeyé 41]

i read about this last night, quite interesting, especially this part...

"His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: 'Will I be able to have children?'."

and the answer was....

[Teacher Mark 53]

i read about this last night, quite interesting, especially this part...

"His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: 'Will I be able to have children?'."

and the answer was....

No, the answer was 9....get it? Nein!

This was another interesting coincidence from WWII:

The Crossword Panic of May 1944

During World War II the daily newspapers were at their most popular …even though they consisted of only a few pages. People throughout Britain could find out what was happening in the parts of the world where our troops were engaged in the fight against Hitler and the Nazis

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At the beginning of the war, the news was mainly bad with the German blitzkrieg advances throughout Europe, but as the years rolled on, the news slowly became better …and in October 1942 British morale was greatly bolstered by General Montgomery’s famous success at El Alamein in North Africa.

But it wasn’t just the news that was eagerly sought in the papers; there were other matters of interest. Nearly all newspapers had crossword puzzles in them and they were very popular as they helped fill in the hours spent in the Air-Raid Shelters, waiting for trains or just simply engaged in that great British tradition of queuing.

One of the popular ‘Dailys’ of the time was the Daily Telegraph, and so too was its crossword puzzle.

It was in January 1943 that the British Prime Minister Winston Churchill and American President Franklin D Roosevelt met and agreed that the future of the war must include an invasion of northwest Europe or a ‘return to the Continent’.

Planning for the invasion started almost immediately, and after extensive research it was decided that the sheltered Normandy coastline with its wide sandy beaches presented the best option for the surprise attack that was to be the D-Day landings. The assault was code-named Operation Overlord by Churchill himself.

The US General Dwight D Eisenhower was made overall commander of Operation Overlord in December 1943, with the British hero General Bernard Law Montgomery assuming control of ground troops. It was in early May 1944 that Eisenhower decided that D-Day would fall on 5th June 1944.

A huge security blanket had been thrown over all aspects of the operation, including the place and exact date of the landings, in order to maximise the element of surprise and minimise casualties. One US major-general was even demoted and sent home for simply speculating at a cocktail party on the date of the invasion.

But while some members of MI5, Britain’s counter-espionage service, were whiling away their spare moments in May 1944 by doing the Telegraph Crossword, they noticed that vital code-names that had been adopted to hide the mightiest sea-borne assault of all time, appeared in the crossword.

They noticed that the answer to one clue, ‘One of the USA’, turned out to be Utah, and another answer to a clue was Omaha. These were the names, given by the Allies, to the beaches in Normandy where the American Forces were to land on D-Day.

Another answer that appeared in that month’s crossword was Mulberry. This was the name of the floating harbour that was to be towed across the Channel to accommodate the supply ships of the invasion force. Neptune another answer, referred to the code-name for the naval support for the operation.

Perhaps the most suspicious was a clue about a ‘Big-Wig’, to which the answer was Overlord. This was the code-name given for the entire operation!

Alarm bells rang throughout MI5 …was the crossword being used to tip-off the Germans?

Two officers were sent immediately to Leatherhead in Surrey, where a man called Leonard Dawe lived. He was the crossword compiler, a 54 year-old teacher.

Why, the officers demanded to know, had he chosen theses five words within his crossword solutions?

“Why not?” was Dawe’s indignant reply. Was there a law against choosing whatever words he liked?

MI5 eventually became convinced of Dawe’s honesty and he managed to convince them that he had no knowledge of the coming D-Day invasion.

His crossword solutions it appears were perhaps just another of life’s astonishing coincidences!

"Mr Dawe was and had for some time been the Headmaster of Strand School - originally a part of King's College, London. In 1939 the school was evacuated from its home in South London to the area of Great and Little Bookham in Surrey. The school buildings it occupied were in Effingham. Both boys and masters were billeted in that general area.

Mr Dawe was a compiler of puzzles for the Daily Telegraph and it was often his practice to call in 6th formers and ask them for words for inclusion. At that time the US Forces were liberally strewn through Surrey, particularly in the Epsom area and there is no doubt that boys heard these code words being bandied about and innocently passed them on. I should know as I was then a 6th former there myself, although not involved with this particular matter.

Mr Dawe was a disciplinarian and a man of extremely high principle and one could not imagine anyone less likely to be involved in anything incorrect."

Richard S J Wallington

http://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/Engla...y/Crossword.htm

Edited November 20, 2008 by Joe Six-Pack

[Nessa 23]

one-balled men can't have children?

[Heracles 417]

What about those like six without any balls?

[almaty 19]

What about those like six without any balls?

that was in poor taste

[wowswift 3]

one-balled men can't have children?

no, they can

[Teacher Mark 53]

What about those like six without any balls?

that was in poor taste

He's right! My Wife has mine in a little box beside her bed in Vietnam.

[warriorprincess 0]

No wonder he was such a tyrant. He was half a man.

[Teacher Mark 53]

The text of the cadence:

Land of soap and water:

Hitler's having a bath;

Churchill's looking through the keyhole,

Having a jolly good laugh,

Be...e...cause ...

Hitler - has only got one ball.

Goering - has got no balls at all.

Goebbels - screws little gerbils

Because his peeny - is weeny - and small.

Hitler - has only got one ball.

Th' other - is in the Albert Hall,

Because his mother, the silly #######,

Had it bronzed when - her baby - was small.

When he - gives us the other, we

Shall toss - them in the deep blue sea.

The fishes - will grab their dishes

And have scallops - and bollocks - for tea.

Hitler - will lose his one last ball,

Goering - will lack the where-with-all,

Himmler - will soon be sim'lar,

And then Goebbels - have noebbels - at all

(... all all all all).

Edited November 20, 2008 by Joe Six-Pack

[amiquechu 0]

one-balled men can't have children?

A guy I work with only has one ball (he enjoys telling the story). He has three kids....two of which are twins.

[Teacher Mark 53]

one-balled men can't have children?

A guy I work with only has one ball (he enjoys telling the story). He has three kids....two of which are twins.

Lance Armstrong only has one and he has whatever girl he is dating at the time.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

one-balled men can't have children?

They can.

What about those like six without any balls?

that was in poor taste

you think?

[HAL 9000 96]

one-balled men can't have children?

A guy I work with only has one ball (he enjoys telling the story). He has three kids....two of which are twins.

He was making up for lost matter.

A friend of mine had testicular cancer and lost a ball too. The dude's probably the most charismatic human being I've ever met.

one-balled men can't have children?

They can.

What about those like six without any balls?

that was in poor taste

you think?

A bit creepy how he'd come to that information.