Yardies at home and farrin (part 10)

[Forever Young 1]

Okay...Ladies; I had to call the fashion police out this weekend when we went to a function I've never seen my husband laugh so hard

Rules

1) If you're a size 13 shoe do try and squeeze it into a size 9 1/2 or 10 or 11 1/2 it naw go wurk

2) It's 30 degrees outside dat mean no more sandals especially if 4 inches of your feet are hanging off the back of the sandal

a. if you feet looks like they've been kicking a bag of flour or cement blocks, please, please use the ENTIRE jar of VASELINE before attempting to show them off...you can't hide ASH underneath sockings (sarry)....

and;

3) Please...please...please you cannot wear pink stockings with red shoes or blue stockings with pink shoes or yellow stockings with black, blue or orange shoes...just don't mix it up AND ONE MORE THING...

If you're going to have your back out...PLEASE LOTION IT...I wanted to draw a happy face on the ladie's back that was sitting in front of us.

AYE YAIYAI, Trelawny, Wuh wi ah guh duh wid yuh RAS!!! Yuh mus mek dem GWAAN!! Seriously is dem same typa people dat wah tell yuh how fi dress and wat han wat look good . The stockings ting really got me...I mean ow yuh need someone fuh tell yuh seh yuh leg dem look like big bird...YELLOW STOCKINGS...YUCK!!!

Gill

[SupportOAFJF 0]

Gilli weh u deh?

[shrewdgal 0]

She's doing good - said to tell everyone she said hello.

Tell her I said she has to come and tell us herself...Tell her remember when she pulled me back from the brink of No more VJ..Well the same goes to her. Gi ya rass pon di thread mi gal!

Send her a PM Wakey and straighten her out. She naw listen to mi...

Okay...Ladies; I had to call the fashion police out this weekend when we went to a function I've never seen my husband laugh so hard

Rules

1) If you're a size 13 shoe do try and squeeze it into a size 9 1/2 or 10 or 11 1/2 it naw go wurk

2) It's 30 degrees outside dat mean no more sandals especially if 4 inches of your feet are hanging off the back of the sandal

a. if you feet looks like they've been kicking a bag of flour or cement blocks, please, please use the ENTIRE jar of VASELINE before attempting to show them off...you can't hide ASH underneath sockings (sarry)....

and;

3) Please...please...please you cannot wear pink stockings with red shoes or blue stockings with pink shoes or yellow stockings with black, blue or orange shoes...just don't mix it up AND ONE MORE THING...

If you're going to have your back out...PLEASE LOTION IT...I wanted to draw a happy face on the ladie's back that was sitting in front of us.

Tap tell lie pan deh people dem

Lawny....OMG where were you where women were dressed like this?

Sis and I saw a few people out with sandals and coats on this weekend too. Dis mi cyaint undastand.

hahaha. I am guilty. I wore flip flops all weekend. LOVE IT!

WTH - did you guys have a heat wave or something? It was rass cold up here with ice everywhere. Most people around don't have any power.

Alright yardies - I can't find the posts of the cheap guesthouses or hotels around Kingston area.....the ones posted in the thread are over a $100 a night. Mi too cheap for dat.....

yeah it was warmer. probably 45-50 degrees

[Forever Young 1]

Gilli weh u deh?

I went to the bathroom ...you can call me now!

[StoneLove4Ever 0]

Well its now confirmed....hubby booked his ticket for Dec 21st last night...paid $260 one way...his flight is for 6:15pm and he will reach NY at 9:55pm... .....he is kinda nervous with the whole flying thing...he keeps asking me to tell him step by step on what he has to do...like i have to tell him he has to walk to the airjamaica counter hand them your passport and blah blah.... ....and i know he is going to ask me like 10 more times....luckily he has a straight flight and he doesn't have to worry about transferring and stuff like that....the only form he has to fill out is the Customs form right...the I-94 form is just for non-immigrants right???....6 more days and counting....

[sus 70]

Congrats, JGay, that's so exciting!! I don't think he needs the I-94

[SupportOAFJF 0]

congrats Jgay yea just customs..tell him follow the crowd and ask questions

[StoneLove4Ever 0]

Thanks Sus and Kimmy...yeah i don't think he needs that form either...I'm taking the monday off so i can take him around...i plan to take him to Negril in the village...its a jamaican restaurant....the food there is excellent in my opinion...have my twin brother and his wife come along...but that will be later on in the night...during the day i want to take him shopping to buy some winter clothes...meet my parents since he never met them...kinda nervous with that....my parents act so nuff sometimes.... ....but anywat that is my plan for Monday.... ...can't wait...

Edited December 15, 2008 by jgay80

[shrewdgal 0]

Well its now confirmed....hubby booked his ticket for Dec 21st last night...paid $260 one way...his flight is for 6:15pm and he will reach NY at 9:55pm... .....he is kinda nervous with the whole flying thing...he keeps asking me to tell him step by step on what he has to do...like i have to tell him he has to walk to the airjamaica counter hand them your passport and blah blah.... ....and i know he is going to ask me like 10 more times....luckily he has a straight flight and he doesn't have to worry about transferring and stuff like that....the only form he has to fill out is the Customs form right...the I-94 form is just for non-immigrants right???....6 more days and counting....

I am so so happy for you!

what an amazing Holiday you are going to have!!

[wakeywakeup 1]

Congrats, JGay, that's so exciting!! I don't think he needs the I-94

So you only need the I94 for K1 filing??

we had to have it to show for SSN, DL, and AOS.

[sus 70]

I love Negril - Just be aware that Mondays Squeeze does Plush Mon at Negril - I think you have to get on the guest list -

Join us for another edition of Rock with Squeeze. The best afterwork spot on Monday continues with special guests Pressure, Chuck Fender and Natural Black. You must rsvp to attend. RSVP to rsvp@jamrockmagazine.com If you would like to make table reservations please visit NegrilVillage.com or call 212-477-2804

Edited December 15, 2008 by sus

[StoneLove4Ever 0]

I love Negril - Just be aware that Mondays Squeeze does Plush Mon at Negril - I think you have to get on the guest list -

Join us for another edition of Rock with Squeeze. The best afterwork spot on Monday continues with special guests Pressure, Chuck Fender and Natural Black. You must rsvp to attend. RSVP to rsvp@jamrockmagazine.com If you would like to make table reservations please visit NegrilVillage.com or call 212-477-2804

Thanks for the info...my SIL did tell me that they are having live performances on Mondays now but she didn't mention you have to rsvp....will definitely do that...

[Islandwoman 0]

Well its now confirmed....hubby booked his ticket for Dec 21st last night...paid $260 one way...his flight is for 6:15pm and he will reach NY at 9:55pm... .....he is kinda nervous with the whole flying thing...he keeps asking me to tell him step by step on what he has to do...like i have to tell him he has to walk to the airjamaica counter hand them your passport and blah blah.... ....and i know he is going to ask me like 10 more times....luckily he has a straight flight and he doesn't have to worry about transferring and stuff like that....the only form he has to fill out is the Customs form right...the I-94 form is just for non-immigrants right???....6 more days and counting....

Congrats Jgay!! That is exciting!

[mrsladyd 0]

Congrats Jgay!! Santa is delivering your present early?? Lucky gyal!

Where is Honey?? Last I heard she got robbed.....now she disappear??

HONEY HONEY HONEY

Won't you come out and play? We miss you!!

[mrsladyd 0]

Afternoon Yardie crew........................

Check out that timeline down below!!! I thought it was never going to move! Can I pack now or I gotta wait? Steve said not until I got 6 days left!!!

I just finished final exam #1 and got 2 to go on Thursday and Friday!