Yardies at home and farrin (part 10)

[1luv 1]

Why are ppl in Jamaica tan so bad. They freaking stole my husband shoes from off his verandah and dig up his friends car . He says he cant wait to come back.

Good morning VJ fam

Oh, kiss mi neck...1luv mi sarry, a so dem tan more time. Girl, don't even get me started...you know it's bad when you hang you panties on the line to dry and when you come back dem gaane...so, don't get me started...been there with leaving the shoes on the varenda and dem tief it...that's why the house is grilled up now.

The funny thing is Lawny, the verandah IS grilled. He says it looks like they took a stick and draw it through the grill Now the panty on the line is wrong.

Now the barrels .... di ppl dem buss up one . Everything nasty up in there . He says NEVER AGAIN

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Why are ppl in Jamaica tan so bad. They freaking stole my husband shoes from off his verandah and dig up his friends car . He says he cant wait to come back.

Good morning VJ fam

Oh, kiss mi neck...1luv mi sarry, a so dem tan more time. Girl, don't even get me started...you know it's bad when you hang you panties on the line to dry and when you come back dem gaane...so, don't get me started...been there with leaving the shoes on the varenda and dem tief it...that's why the house is grilled up now.

The funny thing is Lawny, the verandah IS grilled. He says it looks like they took a stick and draw it through the grill Now the panty on the line is wrong.

Now the barrels .... di ppl dem buss up one . Everything nasty up in there . He says NEVER AGAIN

Girl, I could have told you that's how they got the shoes...same thing happened to us years ago and they climbed a tree to get into my dad's yard to tief mi pantie dem aff di line. It has been many years since we sent a barrell (NEVER AGAIN).....

[Islandwoman 0]

Why are ppl in Jamaica tan so bad. They freaking stole my husband shoes from off his verandah and dig up his friends car . He says he cant wait to come back.

Good morning VJ fam

Oh, kiss mi neck...1luv mi sarry, a so dem tan more time. Girl, don't even get me started...you know it's bad when you hang you panties on the line to dry and when you come back dem gaane...so, don't get me started...been there with leaving the shoes on the varenda and dem tief it...that's why the house is grilled up now.

The funny thing is Lawny, the verandah IS grilled. He says it looks like they took a stick and draw it through the grill Now the panty on the line is wrong.

Now the barrels .... di ppl dem buss up one . Everything nasty up in there . He says NEVER AGAIN

Sorry to hear this 1luv. That is sad....they must've really wanted those shoes.

[1luv 1]

Why are ppl in Jamaica tan so bad. They freaking stole my husband shoes from off his verandah and dig up his friends car . He says he cant wait to come back.

Good morning VJ fam

Oh, kiss mi neck...1luv mi sarry, a so dem tan more time. Girl, don't even get me started...you know it's bad when you hang you panties on the line to dry and when you come back dem gaane...so, don't get me started...been there with leaving the shoes on the varenda and dem tief it...that's why the house is grilled up now.

The funny thing is Lawny, the verandah IS grilled. He says it looks like they took a stick and draw it through the grill Now the panty on the line is wrong.

Now the barrels .... di ppl dem buss up one . Everything nasty up in there . He says NEVER AGAIN

Sorry to hear this 1luv. That is sad....they must've really wanted those shoes.

yup! They were Prada

Edited December 15, 2008 by 1luv

[Islandwoman 0]

Why are ppl in Jamaica tan so bad. They freaking stole my husband shoes from off his verandah and dig up his friends car . He says he cant wait to come back.

Good morning VJ fam

Oh, kiss mi neck...1luv mi sarry, a so dem tan more time. Girl, don't even get me started...you know it's bad when you hang you panties on the line to dry and when you come back dem gaane...so, don't get me started...been there with leaving the shoes on the varenda and dem tief it...that's why the house is grilled up now.

The funny thing is Lawny, the verandah IS grilled. He says it looks like they took a stick and draw it through the grill Now the panty on the line is wrong.

Now the barrels .... di ppl dem buss up one . Everything nasty up in there . He says NEVER AGAIN

Girl, I could have told you that's how they got the shoes...same thing happened to us years ago and they climbed a tree to get into my dad's yard to tief mi pantie dem aff di line. It has been many years since we sent a barrell (NEVER AGAIN).....

That is wrong - wearing someone else's panties?!?!?!?! Do you think it was some perv doing ahhh other things with your panties??

yup! They were Prada

He better sleep in his shoes tonight! He did bring more than one pair, right?

[PortlandAngel 0]

Good Morning Everyone,

Here trying to get some things done before the mister wakes up.

Sorry to hear about your husband shoes 1luv, just pray fi de theif.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

That is wrong - wearing someone else's panties?!?!?!?! Do you think it was some perv doing ahhh other things with your panties??

No, girl, it was the neighbor. He has 8 girls and he said he didn't know what they did, but when he searched their rooms it was under their mattress...for those of you from yard who remember when french cut panties were hot in Jamaica (early 90s)...I told the police they can keep them. They also stole some towels that were also on the line. I told his father that if they wanted something all they had to do was ask. The really sad thing is my mom was there a month before and gave them a lot of things, so you see how some people stay. UNGRATEFUL!

[sus 70]

DJ had his underwear stolen off the line - I went to walk out the backdoor, and found some man naked in the yard putting them on! They had to still be wet, too - I just laughed.

[1luv 1]

Why are ppl in Jamaica tan so bad. They freaking stole my husband shoes from off his verandah and dig up his friends car . He says he cant wait to come back.

Good morning VJ fam

Oh, kiss mi neck...1luv mi sarry, a so dem tan more time. Girl, don't even get me started...you know it's bad when you hang you panties on the line to dry and when you come back dem gaane...so, don't get me started...been there with leaving the shoes on the varenda and dem tief it...that's why the house is grilled up now.

The funny thing is Lawny, the verandah IS grilled. He says it looks like they took a stick and draw it through the grill Now the panty on the line is wrong.

Now the barrels .... di ppl dem buss up one . Everything nasty up in there . He says NEVER AGAIN

Girl, I could have told you that's how they got the shoes...same thing happened to us years ago and they climbed a tree to get into my dad's yard to tief mi pantie dem aff di line. It has been many years since we sent a barrell (NEVER AGAIN).....

That is wrong - wearing someone else's panties?!?!?!?! Do you think it was some perv doing ahhh other things with your panties??

yup! They were Prada

He better sleep in his shoes tonight! He did bring more than one pair, right?

Yes he did! But only rocking flip flops

DJ had his underwear stolen off the line - I went to walk out the backdoor, and found some man naked in the yard putting them on! They had to still be wet, too - I just laughed.

u too lie................LMFAO You gonna get me fired for laughing so hard

[sus 70]

Nah lie - It was when he was living in Ochi - I couldn't believe my own eyes!

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Nah lie - It was when he was living in Ochi - I couldn't believe my own eyes!

I believe you! Remember when NEON COLOURS were the in thing...well, my mom left a bag in church when she was in Jamaica and it had 2 neon jogging suits in it, a few days later she saw a man in the district wearing it...the BRITE pink suit...when she confronted him he said his daugther sent it for him, so my mom said really, she send you the brite pink braclet, hat and socks to match it too. He was wearing everything that was in the bag... damn tief...den had the nerve to tell mommy "wah u ago do...tek eeh affa mi infront a people"...my mom just tell im she lef it to God.

[wakeywakeup 1]

Hey CLaire I am a cna for hospice.

Sounds good. I want to work with hospice too. I applied this past summer but I did not have enough time to do the orientation. I am on a track now so I know the days I will be working and only one weekend per month now so I can schedule myself with them.

so how the fruit cake going?

Who making fruitcake? (looking around)

When I was in Brooklyn over the TG holidays, Mike called me and asked me to buy fruits and Red Label wine. I asked him waht for and he says he is going to make fruit cake

Morning everyone!!!

I want to make some fruitcake. I don't see a recipe in the Yardie cookbook. Does anyone have the yardie recipe??

Thanks Wakey

Nah lie - It was when he was living in Ochi - I couldn't believe my own eyes!

I believe you! Remember when NEON COLOURS were the in thing...well, my mom left a bag in church when she was in Jamaica and it had 2 neon jogging suits in it, a few days later she saw a man in the district wearing it...the BRITE pink suit...when she confronted him he said his daugther sent it for him, so my mom said really, she send you the brite pink braclet, hat and socks to match it too. He was wearing everything that was in the bag... damn tief...den had the nerve to tell mommy "wah u ago do...tek eeh affa mi infront a people"...my mom just tell im she lef it to God.

Lawny that is hysterical!

[1luv 1]

Nah lie - It was when he was living in Ochi - I couldn't believe my own eyes!

I believe you! Remember when NEON COLOURS were the in thing...well, my mom left a bag in church when she was in Jamaica and it had 2 neon jogging suits in it, a few days later she saw a man in the district wearing it...the BRITE pink suit...when she confronted him he said his daugther sent it for him, so my mom said really, she send you the brite pink braclet, hat and socks to match it too. He was wearing everything that was in the bag... damn tief...den had the nerve to tell mommy "wah u ago do...tek eeh affa mi infront a people"...my mom just tell im she lef it to God.

Lawny.STOP IT right NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wakeywakeup 1]

Morning all. How is everyone doing today. It sure is quiet in here. Has anyone heard from Honeychild? I miss her. I thought she would have gotten over the little tiff she had with the thread and gotten back on. I wonder if she is ok. Anyway, I still not back to work, hopefully I will try and go back tomorrow. All my tests are negative, so whatever was going on in my abdomen has resolved on its own.

Today I am babysitting my friend's 4 yo twin boys while she goes to work a navy funeral as one of their officers.

It sure has been quiet in here lately. I guess everyone is busy doing their xmas shopping.

I hope everyone have a wonderful and productive day.

I was just wondering about her too. Honey we miss you.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Nah lie - It was when he was living in Ochi - I couldn't believe my own eyes!

I believe you! Remember when NEON COLOURS were the in thing...well, my mom left a bag in church when she was in Jamaica and it had 2 neon jogging suits in it, a few days later she saw a man in the district wearing it...the BRITE pink suit...when she confronted him he said his daugther sent it for him, so my mom said really, she send you the brite pink braclet, hat and socks to match it too. He was wearing everything that was in the bag... damn tief...den had the nerve to tell mommy "wah u ago do...tek eeh affa mi infront a people"...my mom just tell im she lef it to God.

Lawny.STOP IT right NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't let me get my mom to come on here and start typing. Y'all don't remember those shinny suits when you walk the make so much damn noise...first of all how the hell do you wear those in 90plus degree weather! It's not the first time people steal from mommy, in the 80s someone took a walkman from off the varanda, one of the workers and give his woman and mommy see here walking down the road with it...you can cleary see my mom's intitial on the front of the walkman...mommy just tek it fram her and walk weh and tell ar fi go call police.