Yardies at home and farrin (part 10)

[*JG* 2]

Night ladies. I ordered DSL today, so I think my home internet is down for something like 5 days, she said. How come they can put texting back on my phone and up my monthly minutes in just a few seconds; but it takes 5 freakin' days to switch over the internet? Anyhow, see you all tomorrow.

Only 3 hours of work for me tomorrow. Woo hoo!

[Yaads 0]

MI..MI SURE EVERY BLASTED BODY CAN READ WAH MI WRITE..MI AFFI GO OVA FI YUH 3 AND 4 TIMES

Deh truth yuh chat! Mi neva meet noone so kuntri like Lawns

tank yuh..wait does this mean U HAPPY NOW TO ?

So when mi sey mi nah happy ehhhhh? Mi sey mi ave wan bad day but dat nah mean mi nah happy...cho...yuh brite...

[sus 70]

One of my worst gifts was from a guy I was casually dating - He got me this huge Chocolate heart for VDay one year - So pretty, all in shiny foil - till I turned it over to the other side and the fool had either dropped it or broken it because it was hollow, and the other side was all smashed in and he had tried to restick the foil over the broken part -

[dillon 6]

Nope I don't listen to Y98 plus I wouldn't be able to leave work.

You are going to get it...I hope...you have so much energy you would get through the mall in 30 minutes and have time to ride the carousel. But you are smart going for the big ticket items.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

MI..MI SURE EVERY BLASTED BODY CAN READ WAH MI WRITE..MI AFFI GO OVA FI YUH 3 AND 4 TIMES

Deh truth yuh chat! Mi neva meet noone so kuntri like Lawns

tank yuh..wait does this mean U HAPPY NOW TO ?

So when mi sey mi nah happy ehhhhh? Mi sey mi ave wan bad day but dat nah mean mi nah happy...cho...yuh brite...

O LARKS..TUMP MI INNA MI MOUT

[jawi876 2]

Rolling!!!! Reminds me of one of my drivers in Jamaica. He usually takes me to a party and watches out for me if I go out alone. Well, he asked if he could dance with me, and I said sure. So he is standing behind me in the dark by the sound system. All of a sudden my white pants start glowing eerily...they are reflecting light like crazy. Of course, I look around to find out why. His belt is a rolling marquee with lights all around it...the marquee has his name slowly rolling from right to left...then it would stop and BLINK the name several times before slowly scrolling again. I couldn't help myself. I started laughing so hard. He excused himself to the restroom, and came back with the belt buckle undone...hanging loosely at his waist...and OFF. We called it a night because his feelings were hurt.

hahhahaaaa...opwoowieee..is he a bike rider?

HELLS NAW!!! You know those flashing belt buckles were the sh*t in Ochi for a minute. I'm so glad A doesn't follow fad.

WHAT THE HECK WOULD POSESS U TO WEAR A ROLLIN MARQUEE BELT..U MUSSI BILLBOARD TO RASS

EXACTLY! He looked like a mini Time Square skyline! I should have borrowed Jomo's belt.

How did you like Hancock?

I know you didn't ask me but I have been dying to tell someone how much I HATED that movie...it just did nothing for me at all. 0/5 from me!

I totally disagree! 5/5 from ME!!! Disclaimer: I don't care if you like it.

Ok but wait...yuh like deh movie or yuh like deh man? Cause a two different ting yuh knoa?

The man...the movie...the legend. Disclaimer: Yuh tuh fass and yuh nuh like mi so mi nuh tell yuh.

[*JG* 2]

My worst gift so far are those little Victoria Secret undies that's still in the trunk of my care. I don't know who's a@@ he was thinking about...obviously not mine cuz I can't get one thing in them

HAHAAAA

MINE IS NOT SO BAD FOR some...I HATE CHOCOLATE !!! and what was 1 of gifts an EX got me..a FCUKING BIG OLE HEAR BOX FULL A RASS CHOCOLATE!!! mi neva stop cuss..but den mi kool off cuz the other was a leather coat

My ex MIL once gave me a box of nuts and a coffee pot for, 2 different Christmas', knowing full well I hate nuts and do not drink coffee. It was always fun to see what she would come up with the next year.

[sus 70]

Night JG!

[*JG* 2]

Nope I don't listen to Y98 plus I wouldn't be able to leave work.

You are going to get it...I hope...you have so much energy you would get through the mall in 30 minutes and have time to ride the carousel. But you are smart going for the big ticket items.

From your lips to God's ears.

[SupportOAFJF 0]

My worst gift so far are those little Victoria Secret undies that's still in the trunk of my care. I don't know who's a@@ he was thinking about...obviously not mine cuz I can't get one thing in them

HAHAAAA

MINE IS NOT SO BAD FOR some...I HATE CHOCOLATE !!! and what was 1 of gifts an EX got me..a FCUKING BIG OLE HEAR BOX FULL A RASS CHOCOLATE!!! mi neva stop cuss..but den mi kool off cuz the other was a leather coat

My ex MIL once gave me a box of nuts and a coffee pot for, 2 different Christmas', knowing full well I hate nuts and do not drink coffee. It was always fun to see what she would come up with the next year.

IF MY MIL GIVES ME A GIFT I GIVING IT BACK

[jakeswife 0]

mi nerves . mi nerves by the time it reach next thursday mi loose all mi body fat.mi ago walk around with skin and bone and 2 eye how mi nervous bout the interview.

[dillon 6]

My worst gift so far are those little Victoria Secret undies that's still in the trunk of my care. I don't know who's a@@ he was thinking about...obviously not mine cuz I can't get one thing in them

HAHAAAA

MINE IS NOT SO BAD FOR some...I HATE CHOCOLATE !!! and what was 1 of gifts an EX got me..a FCUKING BIG OLE HEAR BOX FULL A RASS CHOCOLATE!!! mi neva stop cuss..but den mi kool off cuz the other was a leather coat

My ex MIL once gave me a box of nuts and a coffee pot for, 2 different Christmas', knowing full well I hate nuts and do not drink coffee. It was always fun to see what she would come up with the next year.

IF MY MIL GIVES ME A GIFT I GIVING IT BACK

My soon to be MIL is the BEST gift giver. I'm not giving back anything she sends to me...no way!

[Yaads 0]

Worst gift - FLOWERS. I am deathly allergic...I have made it abundantly clear that I am beyond allergic yet he always thinks flowers would be a nice gift. This last time I put them out on the patio immediatly and said I would enjoy them through the window Hope the picture was crystal clear

[SupportOAFJF 0]

MI..MI SURE EVERY BLASTED BODY CAN READ WAH MI WRITE..MI AFFI GO OVA FI YUH 3 AND 4 TIMES

Deh truth yuh chat! Mi neva meet noone so kuntri like Lawns

tank yuh..wait does this mean U HAPPY NOW TO ?

So when mi sey mi nah happy ehhhhh? Mi sey mi ave wan bad day but dat nah mean mi nah happy...cho...yuh brite...

O LARKS..TUMP MI INNA MI MOUT

OK AS I MENTION TUMP INNA MOUT..MI DEH A LAUNDROMAT AND DIS GIRL WALK IN...WID HAR MAN AN 2 BIG BAG..WELL SHE TINK SHE WAS DRESSED UP BUT LOOKED A HOT DYAM MESS..ANYWAY U HAVE TO USE A CARD TO WASH TO BUY THE CARD IT COSTS $2..ANYWAY THE ATTENDANT LOANED THE GIRL HER CARD...WHY SHE WEN T AND BOUGHT ANOTHER CARD,...DUMBAZZ..THEN SHE FLIPPED ON THE LADY TALKING BOUT SELL BACK THE CARD AND SHE SHOULD GIVE HER $2..THE LADY EXPLAINED SHE COULDN'T DO THAT...WELL SHE SNATCHED THE CARD FROM THE LADY..SO THE LADY SAID OK NEXT TIME DON'T SNATCH IT..SHE GOES..WELL TUMP ME IN MY MOUTH..I WAS LIKE AWWW HECK NAW....HOW U FLIP LIKE THAT...YUH SHOULDA SI HARD TO A CLASS DI OOMAN ALL KINDA NAME.

mi nerves . mi nerves by the time it reach next thursday mi loose all mi body fat.mi ago walk around with skin and bone and 2 eye how mi nervous bout the interview.

then u'll lokk like how some of the girls here want to

[morantbaygirl 0]

Will Smiths new Movie SEVEN POUNDS!!!!! Saw the preview when i went to see Transporter III. I have seen all the Tranporter movies even dreamed about that fine man still don't know his name. Do I sound like a Guy or what. HEY HEY Shorty what ya name is? U is so fine!!!!!

Edited December 4, 2008 by morantbaygirl