Yardies at home and farrin (part 10)

[Ellsinlove 2]

TL, I really needed to laugh and this did it it mean to have a big A$$......... I hear that comment too often

LOL! I've heard it nuff times too so 'junk in the trunk' is not a mystery phrase to me either!

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[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

cho...tap show aff pon mi bandy leg

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cho...tap show aff pon mi bandy leg

lmao..girl mi a di last fi show off a smaddy teach mi

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

TL, I really needed to laugh and this did it it mean to have a big A$$......... I hear that comment too often

LOL! I've heard it nuff times too so 'junk in the trunk' is not a mystery phrase to me either!

Ells,

Everytime I see you SO picture he reminds me of my cousin. He lives in Moco (Clarendon), sometimes he's in Maypen also or Black River, wherever his job takes him.

[Ellsinlove 2]

Here's another laugh for ya....show this to our men so they know what NOT to do!

How to avoid the doghouse:

http://creativity-online.com/work/view?seed=5e32d548

[jawi876 2]

Come on sol i think you are taking it to an extreme. we r not one big happy family we are one big happy family who have disagreements but that's ok.

On this note, has anyone watched the movie "This Christmas" with Chris Brown and Colombus Short (some girls in there too but I only remember the fyne guys). It's really good!! It's about this family of 3 bros and 3 sis that come home to Mama's house for x-mas. The movie takes them through 2 days of trials and fights (sisters are out in the rain duking it out) and my fav part - Colombus Short married a white woman and shocked the heck out of his family!! Really good!!

I saw it at the theater...it was very good. I think I want to own a copy.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Here's another laugh for ya....show this to our men so they know what NOT to do!

How to avoid the doghouse:

http://creativity-online.com/work/view?seed=5e32d548

DWLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Marlita 0]

Thank you Jakeswife. Theses types of posts are what divide and conquer. I'm true to myself first...and if you don't like my opinion then you have every right to disagree with it. Sol this was some really childish sh*t to post. Every time I read it, I get vexed. Does your real family get along like that? Why does a different perspective or view have to start a war and a division of sides? CHILDISH. Mek mi dun chat!

You know Jawi, you been on here long enough to know this is just the cycle on the Yardie thread. Some of the folks who are newer may not know that we have these spats all the time. they just come in phases. So maybe this was a phase where Sol saw it. It happens we move on. But in real life....somebody is gonna get on my nerves. Same stuff happens on this thread. So when there are "bad" days....thats all it is people....a bad day. We'll move on and trust me.....you will continue to read this thread and even post in it. There will also be times when you feel people are ignoring you and you'll state that you are leaving the thread.....you'll be back.....it ALWAYS happens. Its just the way it goes. Everyone needs to know that there is tension EVERYDAY on VJ, just from the sheer nature of what people are on this site for. They are away from family and stressed out. The get emotional and defensive, rude and snippy, annoyed and whatever else. I say feel what yuh want. Its natural. Just dont make it seem like the only thing to feel is love and joy and happiness when you'r raging like a bull on the inside.

[Ellsinlove 2]

Ells,

Everytime I see you SO picture he reminds me of my cousin. He lives in Moco (Clarendon), sometimes he's in Maypen also or Black River, wherever his job takes him.

Last February when I was leaving the airport and waiting in the line to go through security, I saw a man standing on the balcony above who could've almost been his twin brother if he hadn't been at least 10 years older. It was uncanny! Guess there are many 'pretty eye' around dere huh?

Of course, I'll post another picture one of these days and he'll look completely different. He's kind of a chameleon, looks different in each picture I have of him.

[1luv 1]

Last night, I heard hubby givng the "you tink farrina bed ah roses" talk to his bredren on the phone. I am glad he finally realizes. I was laughing cuz I used to say the same thing to him!

[Marlita 0]

Ells,

Everytime I see you SO picture he reminds me of my cousin. He lives in Moco (Clarendon), sometimes he's in Maypen also or Black River, wherever his job takes him.

Last February when I was leaving the airport and waiting in the line to go through security, I saw a man standing on the balcony above who could've almost been his twin brother if he hadn't been at least 10 years older. It was uncanny! Guess there are many 'pretty eye' around dere huh?

Of course, I'll post another picture one of these days and he'll look completely different. He's kind of a chameleon, looks different in each picture I have of him.

he looks familiar, is he from Negril area?

[morantbaygirl 0]

The throwing up guys. I cant smell or eat meat. I feel awful

Islandwoman/JG, Hubby does not leave until the 11th.

Oh..poor baby. On that note, I refer you to Kimmy!! When I came on the board that girl had turned to skin in bones and prayed to the porcelin god all day.

The throwing up guys. I cant smell or eat meat. I feel awful

Islandwoman/JG, Hubby does not leave until the 11th.

I was wondering if it was something to do with the pregnancy. I hope you feel better

That was my next thought - but I thought she was gonna say her hormones were out of whack and she was crying over toilet paper commericals. Done that....

Now I know I am semi normal I cried at cartoons when I was pregnant/ thought i was strange I never told anyone

Edited December 4, 2008 by morantbaygirl

[Tosh Love 77]

Island...it's where you rent a movie for $1 a night.

OUr is at McDonalds and the grocery store Giant. and Walmart.

Monday I get a text to my phone for a free night. So me and hubby rent a movie every monday night...Free movie night...return the next evening.

http://www.redbox.com/home.aspx

Thanks KK for the tip and website info!

[jawi876 2]

Morning/Afternoon Yardies! I see people are having the kinda Thursday I woke up to. Some ASSHAT in the laundromat before my alarm even went off clomping around in their shoes towards the back wall where my bedroom is on the other side. Then, the bus was friggin packed this morning! BUT, my honey called and I said "Hi Honey!" and all I heard was several 'kisses' before his credit ran out! Made me smile and laugh and made my day all better!

Tap trynna scare har!

I used to have this happen to me a lot too. And it seems it will still happen on occasion when I try and fall asleep on my back. First, a very loud buzzing sound would start and that would alarm me but I couldn't move anything. I always felt like I could open my eyes and look around the room but couldn't move a muscle and could never yell or anything. It took serious effort to jerk my head enough to wake me up out of it. Still freaks me out a little even though I know what it is now. Once in a while I'd try to just 'ride it out' and see what happened and usually at that point I'd finally fall asleep. But it is pretty scary so it's hard to just see how it goes cause all you want to do it wake up! When it first happened when I was a teenager, I had been playing with a ouija (sp?) board and thought I'd messed with the wrong spirits even though we could never get it to work right. I slept with a cross and took down my heavy metal posters! LOL! It also happened to be about the time 'Nightmare on Elm Street' came out so when I feel into sleep paralysis one time, it then became a nightmare where Freddy was chasing us. Boy, I was freaked out for a while! Then I learned how to do the head jerk thing and could at least stop that from happening again. After I learned there was a scientific explanation, I felt much better about the whole thing even though it still happens every now and then. I just always try to lay on my side when going to sleep now.

I'm dying with laughter right now. What is a ASSHAT? Then laughing even harder about sleeping with a cross and taking down heavy metal posters....LAWD!!!!! HELP ME....I can't laugh this hard.

I can't jerk out of them. I have to call on Jesus every time. I come out with no problem then...but it is the scariest thing in the world because I think I'm suffocating if I go back to sleep. It happens to me no matter what position I sleep in. It is supposed to be about poor circulation back to your heart.