Yardies at home and farrin (part 10)

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Thanks Jake..

1luv..I have a 1 time use and i wanted to finish it hubby bought me my digital camera..hehehhee..love it !!! mi still a one time use wah mi not even start use yet

Hey Quana chica...questions fi u...if smaddy name spell wrong pon dem ss card is it a hassel to change it?

Island and 1luv..u'll a mess mi laugh afta miself to so it's ok..luv..u get a bly cause u a breed

Lawwny..go and brush yuh shoulders off

OO and Jaws PT is doing an inservice today guess on what? yup cervical fusion and yes u MUST have therapy after

How do I get this information to my doctor? They seem to think I won't need it. I have a $3000 + electrode machine strapped to my neck right now. I have a "credit card" that has all this information on it for when I travel and why I have what looks like a bomb strapped to me. LOL. The card goes in my wallet and I have to present it to Airport Security when I travel. *sigh*

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Price Chopper...that's a funny name for a grocery store.

Me: Hey I'm going over to Price Chopper. Where they chop prices!!!!

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1luv - ya mad? I'm not ready yet

I used to say that exact same thing. Ask Kimmy

yes sirrr u better watch out

[Islandwoman 0]

steve harvey show and that means a big butt island

That's what I was thinking. There was a line in This Christmas where two guys were hitting on the white wife and Columbus shooed them off. Well they come up later and apologize to him about hitting on his woman but commented that he heard "white woman don't have much junk in the trunk but they have strong knees." Columbus pulled a gun on them.

Thanks for lesson!!

Island where do u live again

The bush Kimmy....the bush......

I usually ask A these questions but we ran out of international credit a week ago so I've had to save it for important things.

[1luv 1]

Who here lives in New Jersey?

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

steve harvey show and that means a big butt island

That's what I was thinking. There was a line in This Christmas where two guys were hitting on the white wife and Columbus shooed them off. Well they come up later and apologize to him about hitting on his woman but commented that he heard "white woman don't have much junk in the trunk but they have strong knees." Columbus pulled a gun on them.

Thanks for lesson!!

[Islandwoman 0]

TL, I really needed to laugh and this did it it mean to have a big A$$......... I hear that comment too often

Nah laugh at mi......

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Morning/Afternoon Yardies! I see people are having the kinda Thursday I woke up to. Some ASSHAT in the laundromat before my alarm even went off clomping around in their shoes towards the back wall where my bedroom is on the other side. Then, the bus was friggin packed this morning! BUT, my honey called and I said "Hi Honey!" and all I heard was several 'kisses' before his credit ran out! Made me smile and laugh and made my day all better!

So, I went to see a Clairevoyant / Medium last night - she is unbelievable, and I am still blown away - I believe in that to a point, and definitely think there is something to it - She was going around the room, talking to different people - then she pointed at me and said that she was coming to me - and immediately started crying so bad she couldn't speak - Then she choked out and asked if I would recognize a father figure in spirit, to which I said yes - then said his passing was fairly recent - Then she came out with my full first and middle name - Which my father always called me by, he was the only one - I am still blown away and have chills, it was so unbelievable.

Wow, Sus! That is pretty wild!

Well, we are ready to do it now but some of my friends want to be there and so we may "MAY" push the date back until New Years Eve.

Sunny, my parents married on New Year's Day! That's one way to never forget your anniversary!

On this note......you know how we are going all digital in February. Does this effect any other country?

JG, I'm really not sure but I think it only applies to the U.S. The way I understand it, they want to free up the analog airwaves for future emergency systems. Seems this has been in the works since 9/11. In case anything like that ever happens again, they want the analog airwaves free for emergency response systems. I could be wrong though but that's my understanding.

That was my next thought - but I thought she was gonna say her hormones were out of whack and she was crying over toilet paper commericals. Done that....

LOL! I've cried over a McDonald's commercial before and there was no pregnancy hormones there!

Okay...why do be have to be HATERS!

I've been here 11 years and just got promoted now the other secretaries are having a FIT (most of them only been here 3 years of LESS)....so, you know I had to tell some of them off in a meeting. I'm going for a walk.

Congrats Lawny! It is well deserved so just forget about those jealous clucks!

Jakeswife...wah you call eeh...sleep wah

sound like duppy did ele u dung innah di bed...dat appen to me all di while, mi jus kick di duppy aff a mi

tre for god sakes i am trying to get back into my bed at night you are not helping. IT'S CALLED SLEEP PARALYSIS

Tap trynna scare har!

I used to have this happen to me a lot too. And it seems it will still happen on occasion when I try and fall asleep on my back. First, a very loud buzzing sound would start and that would alarm me but I couldn't move anything. I always felt like I could open my eyes and look around the room but couldn't move a muscle and could never yell or anything. It took serious effort to jerk my head enough to wake me up out of it. Still freaks me out a little even though I know what it is now. Once in a while I'd try to just 'ride it out' and see what happened and usually at that point I'd finally fall asleep. But it is pretty scary so it's hard to just see how it goes cause all you want to do it wake up! When it first happened when I was a teenager, I had been playing with a ouija (sp?) board and thought I'd messed with the wrong spirits even though we could never get it to work right. I slept with a cross and took down my heavy metal posters! LOL! It also happened to be about the time 'Nightmare on Elm Street' came out so when I feel into sleep paralysis one time, it then became a nightmare where Freddy was chasing us. Boy, I was freaked out for a while! Then I learned how to do the head jerk thing and could at least stop that from happening again. After I learned there was a scientific explanation, I felt much better about the whole thing even though it still happens every now and then. I just always try to lay on my side when going to sleep now.

STRAWBERRY LETTER FOR TODAY

Date: 12/04/2008

Subject: Subject: Betrayed Wife/Stepsister

Hello Steve and Fam.,I recently found out that my husband has been having secret relations/text messaging my single step-sister. She had disowned my side of the family, as she and my mother has been having issues since our childhood. My husband spent New Year's Eve w/the chic, 8p - 1a, at her home talking with her. I called him @ 11:15, to no avail! He claims that she was explaining to him how my family has issues and how we are not forgiving people. I gave her (stepsister) children X-mas gifts, and never rec'd a call thanking me, which was bothering me, its cool and I'm over it. She is against my mom so I have to suffer. This is not the first nor second time my husband has had secret relations with a woman. Each time, he swears that he has not been unfaithful, however will tell me in an heated argument that he is going to sex someone else, calling me fat w/sagging breasts, 2 chins. Hey, I am a good looking woman w/junk in my trunk and a 38 C, was a size 12 but now a 10 w/in a matter of 3 wks, thanks to the treadmill and exercising in my basement. Now he�s envious of my new shape. Please give me a little male insight on this nonsense.

Any thoughts?

Yeah, my thoughts are KICK HIS AZZ TO THE CURB!!

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Thanks Jake..

1luv..I have a 1 time use and i wanted to finish it hubby bought me my digital camera..hehehhee..love it !!! mi still a one time use wah mi not even start use yet

Hey Quana chica...questions fi u...if smaddy name spell wrong pon dem ss card is it a hassel to change it?

Island and 1luv..u'll a mess mi laugh afta miself to so it's ok..luv..u get a bly cause u a breed

Lawwny..go and brush yuh shoulders off

OO and Jaws PT is doing an inservice today guess on what? yup cervical fusion and yes u MUST have therapy after

How do I get this information to my doctor? They seem to think I won't need it. I have a $3000 + electrode machine strapped to my neck right now. I have a "credit card" that has all this information on it for when I travel and why I have what looks like a bomb strapped to me. LOL. The card goes in my wallet and I have to present it to Airport Security when I travel. *sigh*

maybe after u use the bone stimulator and see ur progress he will make a decision from there.

[jawi876 2]

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Wha ya deal wid??

wus up sistren (and any breddrin that may arise) its been a minute.. SOOOO good to peek in and say hi. i think I am gonna be sensible this time and NOT try fi ketch up..(hmm, we'll see, mi nosy fi tru)

ja baby love?? weh ya deh?, u enjoying this weather, i guess its a likkle warmer in TX than Maryland...LOL

Big up to u Tre, i see you got a promotion!!! sooo exciting!

1 luv, it will be ok sweetie, maybe u will be that one where the nausea comes and then goes.. w/ my first I had it real bad but then after a couple of mnths never had it again.. i was so proud of my first pregnancy, still walking around like a diva..

now my second.. OMG.. different story. .. either way u will be fine and will do it again and again and again and..

EVERYONE HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!!! back to di wan trainee!!

Hi Quana how are you ms. lady? I read that we are not one big happy family so you might want to correct the use of the word sistren or breddrin. I stand corrected I was under the impression that I had found someplace where people choose to live, love,learn and disagree with one another but that turns out not to be the case from what I can ascertain from the past couple of days posts. Just think of me as a human SWITZERLAND from here on out.

Come on sol i think you are taking it to an extreme. we r not one big happy family we are one big happy family who have disagreements but that's ok.

Thank you Jakeswife. Theses types of posts are what divide and conquer. I'm true to myself first...and if you don't like my opinion then you have every right to disagree with it. Sol this was some really childish sh*t to post. Every time I read it, I get vexed. Does your real family get along like that? Why does a different perspective or view have to start a war and a division of sides? CHILDISH. Mek mi dun chat!

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Island- I rented that movie from the Red Box. It wasn't my favorite all time movie. It was cool. Lauren London is one of the girls in the movie.

The Red Box??? That thing outside of Price Chopper??

U guys have a price chopper in the States too?.

Lots of them!!! Buy $50 worth of groceries and you can get 10 cents off a gallon of gas.

Ok, now I really need to get a life........

Island...it's where you rent a movie for $1 a night.

OUr is at McDonalds and the grocery store Giant. and Walmart.

Monday I get a text to my phone for a free night. So me and hubby rent a movie every monday night...Free movie night...return the next evening.

http://www.redbox.com/home.aspx

Awesome!! I paid 10 rass dollars for 2 movies from Blockbuster - and one of them was Spongebob's X-mas. Thanks - I'm gonna check it out.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91rcbRgMgGE

A so mi ago live 2009...unu check out di link...mi no know ow fi post di video

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Awesome!! I paid 10 rass dollars for 2 movies from Blockbuster - and one of them was Spongebob's X-mas. Thanks - I'm gonna check it out.

u r making me cry today

[Marlita 0]

steve harvey show and that means a big butt island

That's what I was thinking. There was a line in This Christmas where two guys were hitting on the white wife and Columbus shooed them off. Well they come up later and apologize to him about hitting on his woman but commented that he heard "white woman don't have much junk in the trunk but they have strong knees." Columbus pulled a gun on them.

Thanks for lesson!!

Island where do u live again

The bush Kimmy....the bush......

I usually ask A these questions but we ran out of international credit a week ago so I've had to save it for important things.

Hey Island,

i was just thinking....what happened with A and that accident on the bus? i havent been on in awhile and when you first mentioned it I was a bit confused as to what all happened. I just heard a bus tipped over. Is he ok? Is all well with other people? Was he on the way to an interview? Did he still make interview?

Sorry, I feel so lost lately, I just remember this story and when you mentioned him, it all came back to me.

Awesome!! I paid 10 rass dollars for 2 movies from Blockbuster - and one of them was Spongebob's X-mas. Thanks - I'm gonna check it out.

u r making me cry today

I love Red Box! Yes Blockbuster is waaaay to expensive. Either redbox or Netflix is best to rent movies.

[TRELAWNY PARISH 10]

Awesome!! I paid 10 rass dollars for 2 movies from Blockbuster - and one of them was Spongebob's X-mas. Thanks - I'm gonna check it out.

u r making me cry today

TL; don't feel bad. I haven't used my blockbuster card since 2002 and I didn't even know what I was doing when I got in the store. I wanted to see Hancock and ironman again.