Mahr - What Determines Worth?

[Chica Yeyé 41]

memory foam mattresses LOL!

Mmmm hmm. I'm blessed what can I say? haha

and you like TAB . So there. Sorry, but you have to tell your fiance you are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out of his league; and will go on the "market" to see who is the best bidder

[star_dragon 0]

Y'ALL speak for yourself! I still want a camel!

I asked for one. He said ok. But it has to stay in Morocco. Like I'm gonna fall for that. Last time I left my "pet chicken" behind in Puerto Rico, I returned a year later and discovered she became my uncle's dinner!

Que se joden!

[Leyla 0]

Y'ALL speak for yourself! I still want a camel!

I asked for one. He said ok. But it has to stay in Morocco. Like I'm gonna fall for that. Last time I left my "pet chicken" behind in Puerto Rico, I returned a year later and discovered she became my uncle's dinner!

Que se joden!

So does the TAB cancel out the open mindedness or does it lessen the value? What am I worth? Someone tell me!!!!!

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Y'ALL speak for yourself! I still want a camel!

I asked for one. He said ok. But it has to stay in Morocco. Like I'm gonna fall for that. Last time I left my "pet chicken" behind in Puerto Rico, I returned a year later and discovered she became my uncle's dinner!

Que se joden!

So does the TAB cancel out the open mindedness or does it lessen the value? What am I worth? Someone tell me!!!!!

TAB is in extinction danger, so that makes it a rare commodity.... It increases the value and you shall need a husband who will provide TAB in quantities enough. So, no poor man for you!

[Leyla 0]

Y'ALL speak for yourself! I still want a camel!

I asked for one. He said ok. But it has to stay in Morocco. Like I'm gonna fall for that. Last time I left my "pet chicken" behind in Puerto Rico, I returned a year later and discovered she became my uncle's dinner!

Que se joden!

So does the TAB cancel out the open mindedness or does it lessen the value? What am I worth? Someone tell me!!!!!

TAB is in extinction danger, so that makes it a rare commodity.... It increases the value and you shall need a husband who will provide TAB in quantities enough. So, no poor man for you!

hmmm... well my husband will be shocked at my sticker price now.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

Y'ALL speak for yourself! I still want a camel!

I asked for one. He said ok. But it has to stay in Morocco. Like I'm gonna fall for that. Last time I left my "pet chicken" behind in Puerto Rico, I returned a year later and discovered she became my uncle's dinner!

And here is all that's left of that friendship

[Imua 0]

Y'ALL speak for yourself! I still want a camel!

I asked for one. He said ok. But it has to stay in Morocco. Like I'm gonna fall for that. Last time I left my "pet chicken" behind in Puerto Rico, I returned a year later and discovered she became my uncle's dinner!

Que se joden!

:crying:

[star_dragon 0]

Y'ALL speak for yourself! I still want a camel!

I asked for one. He said ok. But it has to stay in Morocco. Like I'm gonna fall for that. Last time I left my "pet chicken" behind in Puerto Rico, I returned a year later and discovered she became my uncle's dinner!

And here is all that's left of that friendship

[morocco4ever 63]

[Imua 0]

No. I send you loose over them....

hey wait, that looks like it's from the movie "kiss the girls"

I thought so tooo.... so platy is not only one cheap b@st@rd, he is also a psycho????????????

And Dolma --- your survival and growth into who you are is more than proof that you are more worth it than any effing bimbo who tries to tell you otherwise. Besides you are my friend, and we all know what happens to those who mess with my friends....

You force them to eat your cooking?

OK, I feel safe then, hermana!!!

[Muh and me 18]

I don't know about everyone else, but my skin is SO pale I'm transparent and my hair is so blonde it's glowing and my eyes are SO blue they're like the crystal blue water of the ocean and my ..... lady lumps are so voluptuous they are like huge memory foam mattresses. My Mahr is supposed to be $675.9billion. ...but since I have a mind of my own it's like $3.50 now.

I'm loving these chips and Coca light hahaha.

[SaadBell 0]

If I become single again this is what will be on the table.

Single middle aged female seeks like minded older man with loads of cash to support shopping fetish. Drinks a lot, not very reponsible, slightly insane, 2 steps away from looney bin. Has no financial assets of own so man must of lots (of assets of course). Looks fading fast so would need a bit of work therefore man to have money to provide the work to be done. Think Extreme Makeover. Can work but prefers to pretend to work for obscene sums of money - work ethic = I show up, they pay me. Very good at pretending to work - has it down to fine art. CAN actually cook but would prefer to employ staff for this mundane task. Oh and am stalker so man must tell me he loves me daily and compose odes. I may bore of this so a healthy balance (bank too) is required. Psycho losers with issues and no money need not apply. Must offer proof of liquidity, portfolio holdings to my CPA & attorney for consideration. Jewelry, luxury cars, real estate offerings, and luxury travel accomodations will be determined once suitable applicant has been selected. American Express Centurian card preferred. You: must be available to hold hands, treat me like a queen, cater to my every whim, and have a housekeeper for all 3 homes. Must live close to quality opera house and have a season subscription. Gourmet cook preferred, unless you have a gourmet cook on hire. Must vacation at least 3 times a year in places like Bermuda, Bali or Fiji, at least once a year for two months in Israel. Private jet and yacht appreciated. Personal masseusse required to be on call 24/7, along with psychotherapist. Let's meet for champagne at your favourite high-end salon.

[morocco4ever 63]

If I become single again this is what will be on the table.

Single middle aged female seeks like minded older man with loads of cash to support shopping fetish. Drinks a lot, not very reponsible, slightly insane, 2 steps away from looney bin. Has no financial assets of own so man must of lots (of assets of course). Looks fading fast so would need a bit of work therefore man to have money to provide the work to be done. Think Extreme Makeover. Can work but prefers to pretend to work for obscene sums of money - work ethic = I show up, they pay me. Very good at pretending to work - has it down to fine art. CAN actually cook but would prefer to employ staff for this mundane task. Oh and am stalker so man must tell me he loves me daily and compose odes. I may bore of this so a healthy balance (bank too) is required. Psycho losers with issues and no money need not apply. Must offer proof of liquidity, portfolio holdings to my CPA & attorney for consideration. Jewelry, luxury cars, real estate offerings, and luxury travel accomodations will be determined once suitable applicant has been selected. American Express Centurian card preferred. You: must be available to hold hands, treat me like a queen, cater to my every whim, and have a housekeeper for all 3 homes. Must live close to quality opera house and have a season subscription. Gourmet cook preferred, unless you have a gourmet cook on hire. Must vacation at least 3 times a year in places like Bermuda, Bali or Fiji, at least once a year for two months in Israel. Private jet and yacht appreciated. Personal masseusse required to be on call 24/7, along with psychotherapist. Let's meet for champagne at your favourite high-end salon.

[Chica Yeyé 41]

If I become single again this is what will be on the table.

Single middle aged female seeks like minded older man with loads of cash to support shopping fetish. Drinks a lot, not very reponsible, slightly insane, 2 steps away from looney bin. Has no financial assets of own so man must of lots (of assets of course). Looks fading fast so would need a bit of work therefore man to have money to provide the work to be done. Think Extreme Makeover. Can work but prefers to pretend to work for obscene sums of money - work ethic = I show up, they pay me. Very good at pretending to work - has it down to fine art. CAN actually cook but would prefer to employ staff for this mundane task. Oh and am stalker so man must tell me he loves me daily and compose odes. I may bore of this so a healthy balance (bank too) is required. Psycho losers with issues and no money need not apply. Must offer proof of liquidity, portfolio holdings to my CPA & attorney for consideration. Jewelry, luxury cars, real estate offerings, and luxury travel accomodations will be determined once suitable applicant has been selected. American Express Centurian card preferred. You: must be available to hold hands, treat me like a queen, cater to my every whim, and have a housekeeper for all 3 homes. Must live close to quality opera house and have a season subscription. Gourmet cook preferred, unless you have a gourmet cook on hire. Must vacation at least 3 times a year in places like Bermuda, Bali or Fiji, at least once a year for two months in Israel. Private jet and yacht appreciated. Personal masseusse required to be on call 24/7, along with psychotherapist. Let's meet for champagne at your favourite high-end salon.

I will now add all this to the contract the redhead will need to sign if he wants to keep this piece of luvly :devil:

[doodlebugg 10]

If I become single again this is what will be on the table.

Single middle aged female seeks like minded older man with loads of cash to support shopping fetish. Drinks a lot, not very reponsible, slightly insane, 2 steps away from looney bin. Has no financial assets of own so man must of lots (of assets of course). Looks fading fast so would need a bit of work therefore man to have money to provide the work to be done. Think Extreme Makeover. Can work but prefers to pretend to work for obscene sums of money - work ethic = I show up, they pay me. Very good at pretending to work - has it down to fine art. CAN actually cook but would prefer to employ staff for this mundane task. Oh and am stalker so man must tell me he loves me daily and compose odes. I may bore of this so a healthy balance (bank too) is required. Psycho losers with issues and no money need not apply. Must offer proof of liquidity, portfolio holdings to my CPA & attorney for consideration. Jewelry, luxury cars, real estate offerings, and luxury travel accomodations will be determined once suitable applicant has been selected. American Express Centurian card preferred. You: must be available to hold hands, treat me like a queen, cater to my every whim, and have a housekeeper for all 3 homes. Must live close to quality opera house and have a season subscription. Gourmet cook preferred, unless you have a gourmet cook on hire. Must vacation at least 3 times a year in places like Bermuda, Bali or Fiji, at least once a year for two months in Israel. Private jet and yacht appreciated. Personal masseusse required to be on call 24/7, along with psychotherapist. Let's meet for champagne at your favourite high-end salon.

That's better than my "Do you have a pulse? "