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Do Dogs Go To Heaven?

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PlatyPius Experienced

PlatyPius   5

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You can see which church has a sense of humour and which one thinks that it's the only one that's right. This is a perfect example of why I've never really had any problem with Catholics or Catholicism in general. The American version, at least.

I do find it amusing that the pastor of the Presbyterian church *KNOWS* that dogs don't have souls, that dogs don't go to "Heaven", and also that there are no rocks in "Heaven". How does he know that? Has he been there? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that he hasn't.

Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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I found the last one in the series....

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Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. ####### coated bastards with ####### filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
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First time I have ever read or saw anything on this board that was really funny. ROTFLMAO.

But from experience, if I have a soul, so do my dogs. Had a two year old shepherd male I kept from a litter when his mother passed away, we both cried together, I snap out of in it in a couple of months, but his state of depression lasted over six months. They laugh, they cry, have diseases, afraid of shots, always friendly, and always happy to see you, and even have their favorite TV programs. Hate hard metal, and love Beethoven. Very human indeed.

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oh man.. this gave me a good chuckle tonite.

Also good to note this is a fake exchange from everything I've read online about it :) (note the cars are in the same position in every picture for the Catholic sign)

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Cute

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out, the uglier everything seems.

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I needed that now in light of today's events regarding dogs.

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"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty and democracy?" ~Gandhi

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