Suggestions for Obama's inauguration

[SteveLaura 0]

No doubt plans are already in place for Obama's inauguration in January. Such a historic occasion needs to put on a damn fine show. I'm sure that the creative minds here in VJ can come up with some suggestions that will have Rush & Billy-boy blowing a blood vessel. The best ideas will be forwarded to the inauguration committee. I'll start us off:

1) Turn up wearing this:

2) When presented with a bible to take the pledge, ask, "Do you have a Koran?"

3) End every sentence mentioning Hope in his speech with the words "Inshallah".

Over to you.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

No doubt plans are already in place for Obama's inauguration in January. Such a historic occasion needs to put on a damn fine show. I'm sure that the creative minds here in VJ can come up with some suggestions that will have Rush & Billy-boy blowing a blood vessel. The best ideas will be forwarded to the inauguration committee. I'll start us off:

1) Turn up wearing this:

2) When presented with a bible to take the pledge, ask, "Do you have a Koran?"

3) End every sentence mentioning Hope in his speech with the words "Inshallah".

Over to you.

No bling, cane-twirling or velvet pimp suit? How disappointing

[SteveLaura 0]

No bling, cane-twirling or velvet pimp suit? How disappointing

Perhaps he can show a gold tooth when he smiles.

[alienlovechild 75]

Don't forget to have Rev. Wright lead the prayer with God damn America. For the fireworks display, we can have William Ayers blow up a few government buildings.

[SteveLaura 0]

Michelle should wear a T-shirt saying, "Still not proud."

Joe the Plumber should appear and challenge Obama to a one-on-one basketball game. Loser pays Joe's tax bill for 2009.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Those red colored contact lenses are pretty convincing combined with a sinister laugh.

Don't forget to have Rev. Wright lead the prayer with God damn America.

People really get tripped up with metaphor. Lousy literalists.

[SteveLaura 0]

Biden should wander through the crowd with a bucket, saying, "Wealth redistribution starts today."

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Biden should wander through the crowd with a bucket, saying, "Wealth redistribution starts today."

lol.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

By rights we missed out on a cracker of a celebration when Bush was elected.

Trotting down the steps in his ten gallon hat, cowboy boots, american flag cape - firing a six-gun from each hand.

Then there could have been a full re-enactment of the Battle of the Little Big Horn as a salute to one of his personal heroes.

[doodlebugg 10]

The day after the election the radio station I listen too kept playin the theme from the Jeffersons:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGtFSTL1Nbo

Just have to change the "east side" to the "white house"

[Ban Hammer 13,145]

the presidential auto

[HAL 9000 96]

Biden should wander through the crowd with a bucket, saying, "Wealth redistribution starts today."

HAL 9000 believes this is a great idea.

[pedroh 21]

the presidential auto

rofl

[SteveLaura 0]

Barbra Streisand should sing the national anthem. In French.

[Mononoke28 134]

- Have Kanye West shows up jammin' up some tunes.

- Fried chicken, mashed potatoes and grits for the first 1000 people waiting in line to see it. (If so, I'm so there).

Diana

Edited November 14, 2008 by Mononoke28