Thanks

[slim 1,525]

The bad news is that he is going to ban your tomahawk. Sorry man. The good news is that you will get a scimitar. Because, you know, he's Muslim and all.

Like the scimitars I've seen on Al-Jazeera?

[mox 298]

The bad news is that he is going to ban your tomahawk. Sorry man. The good news is that you will get a scimitar. Because, you know, he's Muslim and all.

Like the scimitars I've seen on Al-Jazeera?

Exactly. And Al-Jazerra, coincidentally enough, is what's going to replace all cable news. It's true, I saw it on FOX.

[slim 1,525]

Well if you can't believe what you see on Fox, what can you believe?

[Brad and Vika 129]

You all may not believe this, but Vika and I are less than a week away from heading stateside, and the subject of insurance has never come up

[mox 298]

Man are you in for a surprise. Things have really changed around here. We got us a new President today. Oh also the economy is about 857,900 times worse than it was when you left. So there's that.

[slim 1,525]

But the good news is you're still allowed to possess "insurance" whether it's registered or not.

[Brad and Vika 129]

Oddly, every one here is painfully aware that we have a new President. For an entire day, every English language channel (and most others) covered nothing much else. BBC had live coverage of the Obama's parked car for 30 minutes before they left for church on Sunday, and you can imagine how exciting THAT coverage was. In fairness, some of the Russian language channels gave the inaugural shindig about the same coverage as the gas problem in Europe. Now I am happy to report business as usual, and that is a very good thing. If I have to listen to one more 20 minute commentary on the first lady's wardrobe I am going to vomit.

[mox 298]

Yeah but in BBC's defense, that is a COOL car.

And Michelle Obama looked absolutely radiant at the inauguration in her yellow frumpy housecoat.

[slim 1,525]

And Michelle Obama looked absolutely radiant at the inauguration in her yellow frumpy housecoat.

I will nominate Michelle Obama for hottest first lady yet.

[Brad and Vika 129]

And Michelle Obama looked absolutely radiant at the inauguration in her yellow frumpy housecoat.

I will nominate Michelle Obama for hottest first lady yet.

And mox can be her fashion consultant

[mox 298]

Aw Slim, you're just trying to make up for your Chris Rock/Dave Chappell mixup.

Actually I agree though...a tossup between Michelle Obama and Jackie O.

Somehow Brad, I think if I were her fashion consultant, the outcome would be much worse than a frumpy housecoat.

[1HappyGuy 45]

She was Jackie Kennedy before being Jackie O. And she was considered very hot in the sixties. Personally, I think Michelle Obama has too much booty.

[slim 1,525]

Personally, I think Michelle Obama has too much booty.

This is also a common white guy mistake. There's no such thing as "too much booty." (Especially on a First Lady.)

[Brad and Vika 129]

Aw Slim, you're just trying to make up for your Chris Rock/Dave Chappell mixup.

Actually I agree though...a tossup between Michelle Obama and Jackie O.

Somehow Brad, I think if I were her fashion consultant, the outcome would be much worse than a frumpy housecoat.

GASP!!!! Do tell!

[Ban Hammer 13,334]

Personally, I think Michelle Obama has too much booty.

This is also a common white guy mistake. There's no such thing as "too much booty." (Especially on a First Lady.)

does that make her "first booty" then?