Thanks

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HAHA Slim, next time you make her mad and she hasn't physically done something to you I'd check your brake cables before going anywhere

Ira tends to get a little physical when angry, which to tell the truth is fun to me. she'll try to slap me a little, though I think down the road I'll be the sobbing old man cowering from getting hit again with a skillet because I left the lid for the trashcan up or whatever.

Just don't let them know about life insurance. I explained the concept of it to Ira and how I'm the benificiary for my father's and she immediately said "you should kill him"

I'm pretty sure she was just joking.

[Brad and Vika 129]

HAHA Slim, next time you make her mad and she hasn't physically done something to you I'd check your brake cables before going anywhere

Ira tends to get a little physical when angry, which to tell the truth is fun to me. she'll try to slap me a little, though I think down the road I'll be the sobbing old man cowering from getting hit again with a skillet because I left the lid for the trashcan up or whatever.

Just don't let them know about life insurance. I explained the concept of it to Ira and how I'm the benificiary for my father's and she immediately said "you should kill him"

I'm pretty sure she was just joking.

[mox 298]

I'm pretty sure she was just joking.

Hehe...I think you pretty much have to go with that line of thinking if you ever want to sleep again.

[slim 1,514]

HAHA Slim, next time you make her mad and she hasn't physically done something to you I'd check your brake cables before going anywhere

Funny you should mention that.... she told me one time if she was ever really, really, really angry at me she wouldn't say anything or make a big deal out of it, try to stab me in my sleep, poison me, cut of my man parts or anything like that. Only when I drove to work would I realize she "paid me back."

Just don't let them know about life insurance. I explained the concept of it to Ira and how I'm the benificiary for my father's and she immediately said "you should kill him"

My wife was going to kill me for the insurance too but then when I told her it was only $10,000 she said it wasn't worth her trouble. "Better you work and make for me million bucks."

[Brad and Vika 129]

HAHA Slim, next time you make her mad and she hasn't physically done something to you I'd check your brake cables before going anywhere

Funny you should mention that.... she told me one time if she was ever really, really, really angry at me she wouldn't say anything or make a big deal out of it, try to stab me in my sleep, poison me, cut of my man parts or anything like that. Only when I drove to work would I realize she "paid me back."

Just don't let them know about life insurance. I explained the concept of it to Ira and how I'm the benificiary for my father's and she immediately said "you should kill him"

My wife was going to kill me for the insurance too but then when I told her it was only $10,000 she said it wasn't worth her trouble. "Better you work and make for me million bucks."

Oops! We already discussed insurance amounts - and I am definitely worth more dead than alive. I guess there is a target on my back.

[slim 1,514]

Oops! We already discussed insurance amounts - and I am definitely worth more dead than alive. I guess there is a target on my back.

Not if you keep working! You've got plenty of good working years ahead of you before she kills you for the insurance money.

I just realized we shouldn't be typing this stuff. Even joking about stuff happening to ourselves is "bad" from a superstition standpoint and I definitely don't need anything else to keep me in the dog house. My wife would really be pissed if I died now and left her with all our debt.

[mox 298]

My wife would really be pissed if I died now and left her with all our debt.

Yeah, you'd be in a lot of trouble for sure!

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[Nagishkaw 510]

I love you, Brad and Vika!

[Brad and Vika 129]

I love you, Brad and Vika!

Awfully fond of you too Nagi

[1HappyGuy 45]

It sounds like we need to take out life insurance on our wives, just to protect ourselves. I suggest a large term policy since they are likely younger than us and it will be cheap. That should keep them from getting overly aggressive.

[Brad and Vika 129]

Good idea. A prenup, vasectomy, and lots of insurance on her will probably cover me. Oh... and one more thing - jewelectomy insurance. That way when she cuts my testicles off I can live my new life as a eunich comfortably

[slim 1,514]

I'm sitting here with crossed legs wondering where my tomahawk is.

I'm also wondering if Obama's going to try to ban my tomahawk since it was originally intended as a military weapon and "belongs on a foreign battlefield, not on our streets."

[Nagishkaw 510]

I'm sitting here with crossed legs wondering where my tomahawk is.

I'm also wondering if Obama's going to try to ban my tomahawk since it was originally intended as a military weapon and "belongs on a foreign battlefield, not on our streets."

[mox 298]

I'm sitting here with crossed legs wondering where my tomahawk is.

I'm also wondering if Obama's going to try to ban my tomahawk since it was originally intended as a military weapon and "belongs on a foreign battlefield, not on our streets."

The bad news is that he is going to ban your tomahawk. Sorry man. The good news is that you will get a scimitar. Because, you know, he's Muslim and all.