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Mark&Steph   0

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They just need to follow this girl around for a few weeks collecting the, erm, finishings and problem solved.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/64909...h-1000-men.html

Real love stories never have endings...

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About 4,000 women a year in Britain need donor sperm to become pregnant. In 2006, only 307 men registered to become donors.

Who would thought the UK would suffer from a lack of wankers? This must have something to do with 6 emigrating.

Still angry eh?

Perhaps you should get some help for that.

Oh, come now 6. It was just a joke. I'm sure would help out those poor women if you could.

Uh-Huh.

You ain't a very good liar Dave.

But I'm really worried that without you the UK will be forced to import semen from tattooed Albanians. Is that what you want?

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HAL 9000   96

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Paid around £15 - £25 for each visit, need to provide 10-20 samples over a few weeks. Just looked it up.

Hmmm...

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Trumplestiltskin   5,791

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About 4,000 women a year in Britain need donor sperm to become pregnant. In 2006, only 307 men registered to become donors.

Who would thought the UK would suffer from a lack of wankers? This must have something to do with 6 emigrating.

Still angry eh?

Perhaps you should get some help for that.

Oh, come now 6. It was just a joke. I'm sure would help out those poor women if you could.

Uh-Huh.

You ain't a very good liar Dave.

But I'm really worried that without you the UK will be forced to import semen from tattooed Albanians. Is that what you want?

Nah. Racial "purity" is a (distasteful) myth. Unless you're a Nazi - then its a self-delusion.

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wow, this has turn into a gay thread

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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wow, this has turn into a gay thread

It's not gay unless a tongue is involved or you get a woody. ;)

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"...for the system to be credible, people actually have to be deported at the end of the process."

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About 4,000 women a year in Britain need donor sperm to become pregnant. In 2006, only 307 men registered to become donors.

Who would thought the UK would suffer from a lack of wankers? This must have something to do with 6 emigrating.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :crying: :crying: :rofl: :rofl:

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According to the Internal Revenue Service, the 400 richest American households earned a total of $US138 billion, up from $US105 billion a year earlier. That's an average of $US345 million each, on which they paid a tax rate of just 16.6 per cent.

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Trumplestiltskin   5,791

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About 4,000 women a year in Britain need donor sperm to become pregnant. In 2006, only 307 men registered to become donors.

Who would thought the UK would suffer from a lack of wankers? This must have something to do with 6 emigrating.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :crying: :crying: :rofl: :rofl:

Perhaps its because so many Brits move out to Aus ;)

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