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Ooooh!!! I get it now! All this time I thought Chuck Norris' movies were action flicks. Turns out they're all comedies! No wonder they made me laugh every time I watched them.

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November 10, 2008

Chuck Norris: On Obama's 'Political Stink' -- And He's Out to Steal Your 'Wallet'

' Chuck Norris sure hasn't mellowed since barnstorming for Mike Huckabee back in the spring (and warning that John McCain might drop dead at any moment). In his latest syndicated column, he boasts about working for Prop 8 in California to ban gay marriage, then adds: "And as far as the presidential race? I couldn't put it any better than a recent poem I received," a takeoff on 'Twas the Night Before Christmas. He concludes by calling Obama a "socialist." Here are some excerpts, courtesy Chuck:

When all of a sudden/There arose such a noise/I peered out of my window/ Saw Obama and his boys.

They had come for my wallet./ They wanted my pay/ To give to the others,/ Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money /And quick as a wink /Jumped back on his bandwagon/ As I gagged from the political stink.

He then rallied his henchmen,/ Who were pulling his cart./ I could tell they were out /To tear my country apart!

They took off for his cause, /And as he flew out of sight,/ I heard him laugh at the nation, /Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

UPDATE: Chuck has now written an open letter to the president-elect urging him to take four vital steps. He also vows that he will be praying for him -- but Americans ("especially me") will be keeping an eye on him all the time.

http://www.eandppub.com/2008/11/chuck-norris-ob.html

STFU chuck, and go watch a rerun of Walker, texas ranger

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I worked with a guy who was seriously obsessed with Chuck Norris. One day I was talking about how lame Walker Texas Ranger is and the guy went off on me. He said something about all of the work Chuck does for children and charities and said I shouldn't make fun of someone who is such a giver. I never knew someone could be so passionate about Chuck.

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Doesn't Huckabee have some sort of TV talkshow now?

Yeah it's on Saturday nights at 8pm (I think)

It's kinda cool...he has musicians on and gets up and plays with the band.

Cool he sounds like a real person - and not one of those Benny Hinn style nutters.

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Doesn't Huckabee have some sort of TV talkshow now?

Yeah it's on Saturday nights at 8pm (I think)

It's kinda cool...he has musicians on and gets up and plays with the band.

Cool he sounds like a real person - and not one of those Benny Hinn style nutters.

I really like the show but I DVR it most of the time since 8pm on a Saturday night isn't a good time to be watching talk shows.

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I worked with a guy who was seriously obsessed with Chuck Norris. One day I was talking about how lame Walker Texas Ranger is and the guy went off on me. He said something about all of the work Chuck does for children and charities and said I shouldn't make fun of someone who is such a giver. I never knew someone could be so passionate about Chuck.

It wasn't this dude was it??? Link

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I worked with a guy who was seriously obsessed with Chuck Norris. One day I was talking about how lame Walker Texas Ranger is and the guy went off on me. He said something about all of the work Chuck does for children and charities and said I shouldn't make fun of someone who is such a giver. I never knew someone could be so passionate about Chuck.

It wasn't this dude was it??? Link

Link didn't work. His name was Matt and he was retired from the Marines.

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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I worked with a guy who was seriously obsessed with Chuck Norris. One day I was talking about how lame Walker Texas Ranger is and the guy went off on me. He said something about all of the work Chuck does for children and charities and said I shouldn't make fun of someone who is such a giver. I never knew someone could be so passionate about Chuck.

It wasn't this dude was it??? Link

Link didn't work. His name was Matt and he was retired from the Marines.

It was the dude (I use the term loosely) that was in tears about Britney Spears.

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I worked with a guy who was seriously obsessed with Chuck Norris. One day I was talking about how lame Walker Texas Ranger is and the guy went off on me. He said something about all of the work Chuck does for children and charities and said I shouldn't make fun of someone who is such a giver. I never knew someone could be so passionate about Chuck.

It wasn't this dude was it??? Link

Link didn't work. His name was Matt and he was retired from the Marines.

It was the dude (I use the term loosely) that was in tears about Britney Spears.

oh :lol:

I know for a fact that he hates britney spears. that was an entirely different rant.

Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.

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Go Chuck Go :thumbs:

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Nice poem.

Seems accurate enough.

"The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies."

Senator Barack Obama
Senate Floor Speech on Public Debt
March 16, 2006



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