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Chuck Noris - Obama is out to steal your wallet

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Danno Grand Master

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I hope I look as good as he does when I am at his age....

What am I saying.... I wish I looked that good now!

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darn.. that's tough. Chuck can pwn Obama..

although I don't think Obama could stll his wallet, because Chuck's wallet would probably roundhouse kick him...

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tu eres todo lo que me equilibra,

un balance, lo que me conplementa

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darn.. that's tough. Chuck can pwn Obama..

although I don't think Obama could stll his wallet, because Chuck's wallet would probably roundhouse kick him...

I'd hardly call a juvenile poem being pawned. If he's done anything he's shown how truly classless he is. It will appeal to the redneck crowd however.

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Chuck is a VIetnam vet isnt he??

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Gotta love that... near direct hit from and RPG and the boat is pretty much untouched.

Wishing you ten-fold that which you wish upon all others.

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darn.. that's tough. Chuck can pwn Obama..

although I don't think Obama could stll his wallet, because Chuck's wallet would probably roundhouse kick him...

I'd hardly call a juvenile poem being pawned. If he's done anything he's shown how truly classless he is. It will appeal to the redneck crowd however.

I was thinking this morning that the only thing missing from his "poem" is a reference to pee pee's and wee wee's.

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Chuck Norris for Secretary of Defense! Bring back the troops and cut the budget to a mere 1 Billion dollars (Chuck's salary) and ship him out with a knife, a Beretta and a couple of hand granades, he'll do the job and bring Osama to us.

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How old is Chuck Norris now, like 70? He's pretty old. He's another one who needs to go back to the assisted living home where Roger Moore is staying at so they can freak out together about everything that is going on in the world.

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Chuck is a VIetnam vet isnt he??

A 3 time Vietnam Vet, in fact (I think). Weren't there 3 of those Missing in Action flicks?

What'chu talkin bout dude?

That is REAL Vietnam footage.

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Chuck is a VIetnam vet isnt he??

A 3 time Vietnam Vet, in fact (I think). Weren't there 3 of those Missing in Action flicks?

What'chu talkin bout dude?

That is REAL Vietnam footage.

Have you seen Tropic Thunder?

They shouldn't have bothered - Chuck had been there and done that 3 times 30 years before Ben Stiller came up with the idea.

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Ooooh!!! I get it now! All this time I thought Chuck Norris' movies were action flicks. Turns out they're all comedies! No wonder they made me laugh every time I watched them.

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Ooooh!!! I get it now! All this time I thought Chuck Norris' movies were action flicks. Turns out they're all comedies! No wonder they made me laugh every time I watched them.

Diana

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