Outrageous Things You Did Growing Up

[panamania79 2]

Apparently, when I was 4, I threatened to leave home. I packed "my things" in a big handkerchief and tied it to the end of a broom stick and everything

Also, I threatened not to invite my mom and grandma to my house when I grew up

I was a serious little girl

Saludos,

Caro

How cute,you must have made yourself a "snoopy suitcase."

you wouldn't believe me if I told you ....

Come on,humor us.

[Scott & Lai 12]

In elementary school, the bathroom lights had a recessed switch on the outside wall that needed a tool to operate. I took one of those twist "keys" that used to come on cans of Spam for opening them, and turned off the lights in the boys and girls bathrooms during recess Got called into the principal's office for that...

...future MacGyver.

[pedroh 21]

i sprayed my grandma's parrot with insecticide, thinking it was some 'air freshener'.. and got such a bad @sswhoopin', that I haven't forgotten about it .. I was like.. 3 or 4

[Amby 490]

I was going to tell another story but then I decided it's too dirty for VJ. I give up.

[Ban Hammer 13,352]

I was going to tell another story but then I decided it's too dirty for VJ. I give up.

i just emptied out the pm box

[amiquechu 0]

When I was probably 3 or 4, the next door neighbors had just bought a brand new Mustang. I decided to wash it for them. I stuck a hose in the back seat, turned on the water, and let the car fill up.

In grade school me and some friends used to harrass one of our teachers outside of school by TPing her house and ordering 5 or 6 large pizzas at a time to her house. This was before caller ID, so they would always end up getting delivered.

This was bad...we had a music teacher in middle school who was a fat mean lady with big boobs. One night me and a friend were up there and found a can of WD40 and realized we could write stuff on the outside of her classroom with it. So we wrote "FATASS" and drew a big pair of boobs.

At my middle school there was a pay phone outside of the lunch room. For a while, I would dial 911 and leave the phone hanging there every day. Then the principal came and talked to each class about how someone would get into serious trouble if they ever found out who did it, so I figured I'd quit before I got caught.

I used to give my little sister wedgies all the time. One time I decided to take it one step further and I hung her up on a dresser by her underwear and sat there and laughed at her for a while with my brother before I took her down.

In high school I had a pipe bomb hobby that lasted a few months. One night, I lit one off across the street from my aunt's house in a dead tree. Later that night, the fire department had to come put out the tree that ended up on fire. Another time I took some friends out to watch and I blew a mailbox about 30 feet in the air. Stupid me drives back by to look at the destroyed mailbox. The homeowner was waiting at the end of his driveway and follows me and gets my license plate...which was in my dad's name. Busted. That was the end of that hobby.

Me and my brother had about a 30 minute drive home from high school every day, so we would do stupid stuff to pass the time like slingshot paintballs at unsuspecting people. One time there was one of those "will work for food" guys standing at a stop light. We were at least 50-60 yards away and my brother slinged a paintball toward him and hit him in the nuts. The guy bent over and shrieked. I don't know if I've ever laughed that hard in my life. I was a real a** hole in high school.

I went to a private high school, so there were a lot of stuck up kids. One in particular really annoyed the sh*t out of me because he was always bragging about how much money his daddy made, always talking about how much better he was than other people because of his family's social status, and constantly being just an all-around douche. So in addition to a few other not-so-VJ-mentionable things, I slashed his tires one day, squirted about a quart of baby oil and another quart of ketchup into his locker, etc., etc. I stopped after he started acting a lot more humble.

Just a few of the things I can remember off the top of my head.

[MrsCat 6]

^ SKTEAMO a psych would have a field day with you and your motives for doing things.

When I was 15, my best friend and I headed to Calgary for the weekend with my mom. When we got to the hotel, we told my mom that we were staying with my BF's older adult sister's place. She dropped us off there. When my mom left, we told my BF's sister that we were staying for dinner and my mom was picking us up later that night. We called some 21 year old guys that we had met one month before in Edmonton and told them to pick us up. We lied and told them we were 18. We spent the whole weekend drunk and partying with them. Sunday morning rolled around and we headed back to the hotel where we saw my mom and said we'd had a great weekend with BF's sis.

Only time we never got busted.

Another time. When we were 15 we got some friends to pick us up and bring us to party 2 hours away from home. We told our parent's we were staying at one another's house. We got to the party and proceeded to get very drunk. At 3:30am our ride home flaked and left without us. We were stranded in a small podunk town where we didn't know anyone. I had to call my parents to ask for a ride home. My dad arrived at 4:30am and I thought he was going to choke me to death. My BF started to cry that a boy got stabbed that night and my dad only said "this is what happens when you stay out later than midnight.". Thank god for her tears, cause the only thing I was capable of was pooping at that point.

Edited November 12, 2008 by MrsCat

[Saddle Bronc 124]

I couldn't take dumps in public restrooms. I used to hold it at school all day.

knowing Indian public restrooms....that was probably prudent.

[chri'stina 190]

I didn't do anything very outrageous(surprise surprise ) BUT I did get in trouble for a few shenanigans. But they were things like going off in the woods with my cousins at age 9 or 10 on a scary trail and not telling our parents where we went while they were in a different area of the park, with a weird kid we didn't know well, and walking through swampy water, getting back to the park area where my parents were and being in tons of trouble. But because they felt we majorly jeopardized our own safety. Still looking back, the kid was harmless but it was very stupid of us. We always tried to find secret trails and stuff to play in even within neighborhoods.

Had revenge on a mean cousin who would play barbies with us and then be mean to us at school, so we secretly taped him playing with us and played it at school for a lot of people to hear. That's the kind of stuff I did, nothing very crazy.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I didn't do anything very outrageous(surprise surprise ) BUT I did get in trouble for a few shenanigans.

I just think it's so cute you call em shenanigans!

I couldn't take dumps in public restrooms. I used to hold it at school all day.

knowing Indian public restrooms....that was probably prudent.

By the time we moved to India, I was over it though.

[chri'stina 190]

I didn't do anything very outrageous(surprise surprise ) BUT I did get in trouble for a few shenanigans.

I just think it's so cute you call em shenanigans!

I couldn't take dumps in public restrooms. I used to hold it at school all day.

knowing Indian public restrooms....that was probably prudent.

By the time we moved to India, I was over it though.

are you mocking me???

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Just a little

[chri'stina 190]

grrr!

Revenge, that's all I'll say...

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

[chri'stina 190]