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We went to Montreal for my friend's 18th birthday. He didn't want to turn 18 and be a virgin so we hired an escort to have sex with him. To this day he still does not know she was an escort or we paid her to have sex with him.

Oh seriously...you should go to the grave with that secret. The poor guy would be crushed.

I'll never be the one to tell him :)

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Age 3: threatened to scratch up the arms of my nursery school nemesis; told strangers I was from Hawaii and these people were not my parents

Age 5: made my kindergarten teacher's life a living hell with the help of two accomplices, eventually causing her to resign from teaching forever

Age 8: led a "pee-in" protest with several classmates when the teacher refused to let us use the bathroom when we needed to (not one of my finer moments)

Age 9: called the principal an "imbecile" to his face

Age 11: threw a copy of "Love and Sex and Growing Up" (nb: paperback edition) at my sex ed teacher (I can't really remember why)

Then I seemed to go good. No idea what brought that on, but it lasted until I got to college, when I decided to go hell for leather when it came to sex-n-drugs-n-rock'n'roll. :innocent:

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We had my friend's older sister call an exterminator and sent them to the house of our nemesis. Her last name was Bailey and we used to call her "Beetle Bailey." We told the exterminator there was an infestation of beetles at her house.

This of course was before the days of caller ID or start 69.

I was tame I think.

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Age 8: led a "pee-in" protest with several classmates when the teacher refused to let us use the bathroom when we needed to (not one of my finer moments)

I've thought about having one of those here in LA where they won't let you use the bathroom unless you are a patron. One of these days, I'll have no choice but to protest.

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...that aren't too embarrassing and are clean enough to share here. :)

For the time I grew up in the USA,I used to live in back of the Coca-Cola company.Back in the 70's they were dumb enough to leave the trucks parked full of soda.So we used to hop the fence,break into the trucks,and the whole block had a years supply of free Coke. Another time my mom and my stepfather brought a bunch of us to King Richard's Faire in MA.There was this event where for 25 cents you could buy 3 balls,throw them at a bullseye and the court jester guy would fall into a tub of water.My friends and I were feeling frisky as usual so we ran up to the tub,pushed the bulls eye,and the court jester fell into the water.For the time I grew up in Panama,my fiance's cousins and I would raise hell every chance we got.We had a neighbor who drove a Volvo and thought she was "all that." So one day we went to the commisary and bought a dozen of eggs and pummelled her Volvo with eggs.

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Enquiring minds would like to know what you did do to Paul Daniel's car, if you didn't pee on it :)

I'm also wondering if there isn't more to the story of your 'nom de plume' than I previously expected...

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In elementary school, the bathroom lights had a recessed switch on the outside wall that needed a tool to operate. I took one of those twist "keys" that used to come on cans of Spam for opening them, and turned off the lights in the boys and girls bathrooms during recess :devil: Got called into the principal's office for that...

Around the same time, a friend was over at my house after school while my parents were at work, and we had a "sword fight" with my mom's carving knives....we had no concept of the tempering that actual swords go through that keeps the blade edges from getting deep nicks in them :blush:

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i have always behaved like a lady.



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Apparently, when I was 4, I threatened to leave home. I packed "my things" in a big handkerchief and tied it to the end of a broom stick and everything :lol:

Also, I threatened not to invite my mom and grandma to my house when I grew up :rofl:

I was a serious little girl :P

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we went fishing in our lake with blasting caps from dads rock quarry sunk the boat.

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In elementary school, the bathroom lights had a recessed switch on the outside wall that needed a tool to operate. I took one of those twist "keys" that used to come on cans of Spam for opening them, and turned off the lights in the boys and girls bathrooms during recess :devil: Got called into the principal's office for that...

...future MacGyver. :jest:

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Apparently, when I was 4, I threatened to leave home. I packed "my things" in a big handkerchief and tied it to the end of a broom stick and everything :lol:

Also, I threatened not to invite my mom and grandma to my house when I grew up :rofl:

I was a serious little girl :P

Saludos,

Caro

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you wouldn't believe me if I told you ....

Probably not, so don't waste the energy typing it out.

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I have put you on ignore. No really, I have, but you are still ruining my enjoyment of this site. .

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