Outrageous Things You Did Growing Up

[Sister Fracas 5]

A friend and I flooded the (2nd floor) bathrooms in our high-school causing thousands of pounds worth of damage. There was a whole school assembly for that.

You da man. On purpose?

big lunch...

[HAL 9000 96]

A friend and I flooded the (2nd floor) bathrooms in our high-school causing thousands of pounds worth of damage. There was a whole school assembly for that.

You da man. On purpose?

They might have had a bit too much curry the night before.

[Amby 490]

We went to Montreal for my friend's 18th birthday. He didn't want to turn 18 and be a virgin so we hired an escort to have sex with him. To this day he still does not know she was an escort or we paid her to have sex with him.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

A friend and I flooded the (2nd floor) bathrooms in our high-school causing thousands of pounds worth of damage. There was a whole school assembly for that.

You da man. On purpose?

Yep - kicked the plastic cover off the tap and then unscrewed the brass button underneath.

[HAL 9000 96]

We went to Montreal for my friend's 18th birthday. He didn't want to turn 18 and be a virgin so we hired an escort to have sex with him. To this day he still does not know she was an escort or we paid her to have sex with him.

True friends...

Don't deflate his ego.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

We went to Montreal for my friend's 18th birthday. He didn't want to turn 18 and be a virgin so we hired an escort to have sex with him. To this day he still does not know she was an escort or we paid her to have sex with him.

True friends...

Don't deflate his ego.

Yeah that would probably mess the guy up.

Edited November 11, 2008 by Paul Daniels

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I also did something very juvenile to Paul Daniels car once...

[Peikko 1,575]

You didn't piss on it?

[Amby 490]

my husband threw some sort of food at tony blair once

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

You didn't piss on it?

No.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

A friend and I flooded the (2nd floor) bathrooms in our high-school causing thousands of pounds worth of damage. There was a whole school assembly for that.

You da man. On purpose?

Yep - kicked the plastic cover off the tap and then unscrewed the brass button underneath.

Good man. The worst I did was vandalize cars. You caused more damage, you da man.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Also scratched something very derogatory about my art teacher into one of the desks - and said nothing when the school bully got blamed for it.

Was your teacher an art nazi? I've had a few of them.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I didn't see it - but one of my friends at school was out for two weeks after he decided to test that thing with aerosol cans about not puncturing after use.

He jumped on it and (apparently) disappeared in a brief flash of fire.

Also scratched something very derogatory about my art teacher into one of the desks - and said nothing when the school bully got blamed for it.

Was your teacher an art nazi? I've had a few of them.

Well it wasn't the best school - I got a detention once in the economics class (every school has a professor Snape) after I opened the text book on the assigned chapter and sniggered at some graffiti someone had drawn in the book.

It was a black and white picture of a crowd of people - and in the middle of the crowd a guy was turning around who looked exactly like the teacher. Someone had drawn a rifle target over his head...

[Peikko 1,575]

[one...two...tree 2,762]

We went to Montreal for my friend's 18th birthday. He didn't want to turn 18 and be a virgin so we hired an escort to have sex with him. To this day he still does not know she was an escort or we paid her to have sex with him.

Oh seriously...you should go to the grave with that secret. The poor guy would be crushed.