Outrageous Things You Did Growing Up

[Empress of Groovy 373]

According to my mother (I have no recollection of this): I was about three. We were in a coffee shop waiting to be seated, and some old guy came up to me and said, "Hello, little girl, aren't you pretty?" And I promptly spit in his face.

Better than punching him in the crotch, I say.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Fell in love with the teaching assistant when I was in the 5th grade. She never notice, but, she was goddam gorgeous!

LOL...I remember having a few crushes on some of my teachers, but that didn't happen until I was in Jr. High.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I couldn't take dumps in public restrooms. I used to hold it at school all day.

[xtinab 0]

I was playing hide and seek when I was 7 and decided the laundry chute was a genius place to hide...till I got stuck :S

When I was 16 I decided to sneak out of my sisters 3rd story bedroom window, down to an awning that was over the first floor, using a sheet tied to the legs of the fish tank stand.......it broke the leg, and I fell Luckily, my sister kept encyclopedias under the fish tank shelf, so it wasn't a complete catastrophe. Also, there was bushes at the bottom, so that broke my fall....the killer part of all this..was my friend who just went out the front door.....bah! After all I went through! The morning after tho, we were waiting till my father left for work at a donut shop next door. Too bad my dad went there in the morning to get a paper! We totally got busted!

[Peikko 1,575]

When the M4 was built my friends and I thought it would be a hoot to play 'chicken' with the traffic. What were we thinking? I'm quite surprised we survived - although I expect we only did it a couple of times.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

According to my mother (I have no recollection of this): I was about three. We were in a coffee shop waiting to be seated, and some old guy came up to me and said, "Hello, little girl, aren't you pretty?" And I promptly spit in his face.

Better than punching him in the crotch, I say.

Awesome.

There was this really old looking man in a Dairy Queen and I asked him, "How come you're so old?" I think I was about 4 yrs. old. My Dad apologized to the poor man...then scolded me to never ask someone that question again.

Edited November 11, 2008 by Mister Fancypants

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

When the M4 was built my friends and I thought it would be a hoot to play 'chicken' with the traffic. What were we thinking? I'm quite surprised we survived - although I expect we only did it a couple of times.

That actually sounds like fun.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I couldn't take dumps in public restrooms. I used to hold it at school all day.

Same here...the restrooms at the schools I attended were terrible.

[Marilyn. 340]

I was a perfect little angel growing up

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I was a perfect little angel growing up

Sure you were.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I couldn't take dumps in public restrooms. I used to hold it at school all day.

Same here...the restrooms at the schools I attended were terrible.

I think I posted once on VJ about the vandalism thing and being chased - on foot - around town for hours, right

[MissStacey 1]

I used to play Doctor with the boy next door when I was little- we would go into his fort and show each other our naughty bits.

I used to steal ciggies from my mom and smoke them with my friends.

My first day of Kindergarten I kicked the Principal and hit him with my lunch box because I didn't want to go in.

I got into a bar for the first time when I was 15.

For the most part- I was a pretty good kid. My parents gave us lots of freedom so I never really felt the need to rebel.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

When I was 16 I decided to sneak out of my sisters 3rd story bedroom window, down to an awning that was over the first floor, using a sheet tied to the legs of the fish tank stand.......it broke the leg, and I fell Luckily, my sister kept encyclopedias under the fish tank shelf, so it wasn't a complete catastrophe. Also, there was bushes at the bottom, so that broke my fall....the killer part of all this..was my friend who just went out the front door.....bah! After all I went through! The morning after tho, we were waiting till my father left for work at a donut shop next door. Too bad my dad went there in the morning to get a paper! We totally got busted!

I always wanted to do that - just like in the movies....hehehe.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

I got into a bar for the first time when I was 15.

Whoa What was the minimum age in Canada at the time?

[NickD 203]

Fell in love with the teaching assistant when I was in the 5th grade. She never notice, but, she was goddam gorgeous!

Forgot about that, was in preschool at a Marcy Center in Chicago, what a beautiful teacher she was, Center had showers with boys and girls locker rooms, we were told to bring our bathing suits. Not knowing what was which, walked in the girls locker room and she was standing there completely nude facing me. She just told me I was in the wrong locker room, but something on me was getting hard looking at her. But I wasn't embarrassed, just asked, when are we taking showers again. That never happened. :<(